Me man. Me like like stuff go boom. Me also like flex muscles for camera with big bazooka in hand…. Huh huh.
Me can’t wait for Veiny Stroke-face man’s Ekspendobals Expendubbils Big Action Movie With Guns and Muscles Sequel. All the muscle mans are in this. Even Beard-Man who rule internet, and Ballerina Kick Man from Brussel Sprouts. (Yeuch! Steak me favourite vegetable.)
Here 5+5 pikchas of new movie. Ha ha.
Synopsis:
The Expendables are back and this time it’s personal… Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone), Lee Christmas (Jason Statham), Yin Yang (Jet Li), Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren),Toll Road (Randy Couture) and Hale Caesar (Terry Crews) — with newest members Billy the Kid (Liam Hemsworth) and Maggie (Yu Nan) aboard — are reunited when Mr. Church (Bruce Willis) enlists the Expendables to take on a seemingly simple job. The task looks like an easy paycheck for Barney and his band of old-school mercenaries. But when things go wrong and one of their own is viciously killed, the Expendables are compelled to seek revenge in hostile territory where the odds are stacked against them. Hell-bent on payback, the crew cuts a swath of destruction through opposing forces, wreaking havoc and shutting down an unexpected threat in the nick of time — six pounds of weapons-grade plutonium; enough to change the balance of power in the world. But that’s nothing compared to the justice they serve against the villainous adversary who savagely murdered their brother. That is done the Expendables way….
Last Updated: June 26, 2012
Trebzz
June 26, 2012 at 12:22
Did they have to put Sylverster Stallone in it? That guy is just annoying lol
Justin Hess
June 26, 2012 at 14:18
He he. That opening line reminds me of that piece of dialogue from Buffy by Xander.
“Yes, men like sports. Men watch the action movie. They eat of the beef and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs, and that’s all you’ve learned?”
Kervyn Cloete
June 26, 2012 at 15:10
I just re-read my own writing, and realized that instead of sounding like a simple Tarzan archetype, I just sound Russian.
Matthew Holliday
June 27, 2012 at 13:08
Am i the only one who read that with the e-tv guys voice?
Kervyn Cloete
June 27, 2012 at 13:38
If you mean the synopsis, then no, you’re not alone.