Finally, a life-size Alien egg and Facehugger playset

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What are you buying your pals for Christmas this year? Books? DVDs? Knives? BOOOOOOORING! Real gifts need to be awesome. Real gifts need to show that you’ve put some thought into them. Real gifts need to be perfect organisms, devoted simply to survival. Perfection. And I have just the gift for any of you who happen to have watched any of the Alien movies one too many times.

NECA has another life-sized replica on the way, specially for the Xenomorph fans. It’s a 1:1 scale replica of the kind of Alien egg that holds only misery, death and rampant sexual euphemisms inside of it. Even better, the egg can actually be physically opened up, in case you’d like to have a vagina crab monster attach itself to your face and perform unspeakable acts on your mouth. Check it out:

Transform any room into a deadly alien breeding ground with this Life Size Xenomorph Egg — complete with its own eerie lighting and life size facehugger!

As seen in the 1986 horror classic Aliens, this full-sized replica stands almost 36” tall, and articulated flaps with a wire armature allow you to actually open the top folds of the egg. The included full-size facehugger has a bendable tail, so you can pose it anywhere… waiting to drop on unsuspecting prey from overhead, or simply lurking inside the egg.

The Life Size Xenomorph Egg is made of detailed, hand-painted foam and stands on its own. A switch activates the LED lights inside the base to create a menacing, otherworldly glow effect. Requires 3 AAA batteries, not included.

Right, I’m never sleeping again. The funny thing is, is that I know my cat would manage to end up inside there, and leap put to attack people whenever they got near. Life imitates art and all that. There’s no official pricing yet, but expect the egg to hatch next year March. Therapy bill, not included.

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Last Updated: November 16, 2015

Darryn Bonthuys

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  • Captain JJ the Goo

    What an awesome thing to display behind your guest room door.

    • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

      Especially if that person has watched any Alien movie recently

      • Captain JJ the Goo

        Perfect for movie-night sleepovers then 😀

        • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

          Upload that to Youtube, one bazillllllion hits

  • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

    WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • Captain JJ the Goo

    I can’t help but feel that the underside of that thing could’ve been better detailed.
    Those claws with human-like nails have always creeped the hell out of me though.

  • I really really really want about 20 of these things!

    • Captain JJ the Goo

      I wonder what comes out of you if the one in the header face hugs you?

      • Well a standard facehugger turns you into a Xenomorph so … Darromorph?

        Get 5 together and you have the Mighty Morphen Darryn Rangers?

      • Hammersteyn

        With me it’s easy. Piss and bile

      • You get this:

        • Captain JJ the Goo

          I can deal with that. Way more charming than the other version.

  • Hammersteyn

    You roll into the office, haven’t even had one cup of coffee and you open your browser to that header…. Well played Darryn

  • Ghost In The Rift

    Explains why D sucks the fun out of everything(Tali);-P

  • Martin Human

    Imagine walking around real eggs like this. I would grease my neck and face and carry a tennis racket everywhere. Fun!

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