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Assassin’s Kittens Unity wins the internet

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Sure, Assassin’s Creed Unity looks fantastic and will change the way you play Assassin’s Creed games. But there’s something missing still. It just don’t have the cuteness factor. But this video does and it will force the oohs and aaahs out of you if it’s the last thing it does.

Assassin’s Kittens Unity is from the same guys who brought you How Gamers Eat their Food that we told you about earlier this year. The latest video is far too cute for words:

All the kitties are adorable, although that white one in the green hood won me over at the end by standing on his assassin buddy. It is far too cute, and I really have to wonder how they managed to get the cats in those costumes – I’d love to see the blooper reel showing all the claw marks and tears this video required. It’s worth it, though.

I think I would buy this as a DLC. Can you imagine customizing and going kitten co-op? No wonder the French would be forced to surrender – how can you fight against the cuteness?

Now I want to dress up my cats. I’m not sure they’d be excellent assassins – but they could be incredible orcs or demons. They already have demonic names, why not dress them up as dragons or demons. That’s it – Dragon Age kitties! That’s what I need in my life. Now to figure out how to make tiny Morrigan costumes for them…

Last Updated: September 29, 2014

18 Comments

  1. Anon A Mouse

    September 29, 2014 at 13:04

    I don’t understand the love for this soul stealing creatures. Must be above my pay grade.

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    • Hammersteyn

      September 29, 2014 at 13:14

      It’s because Lions and Tigers are too expensive to keep.

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      • Anon A Mouse

        September 29, 2014 at 13:17

        But Lions, Tigers and Panthers I understand, cats I don’t get at all.

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        • RinceThis

          September 29, 2014 at 13:17

          Careful, least the Darryn sees this 0_O

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        • Hammersteyn

          September 29, 2014 at 13:23

          It’s also preferable for people how doesn’t have gardens for their dogs.

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  2. RinceThis

    September 29, 2014 at 13:12

    That is called patience 0-O

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  3. Hammersteyn

    September 29, 2014 at 13:14

    Kitteh!

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    • Admiral Chief 0

      September 29, 2014 at 13:16

      Purrrrfect!

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  4. Ryanza

    September 29, 2014 at 13:22

    Sick of cat video. Check out this dog.

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    • Hammersteyn

      September 29, 2014 at 13:23

      Ag shame, poor guy

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    • Admiral Chief 0

      September 29, 2014 at 13:27

      Awesome! (the dog, not the fact that it has two legs)

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  5. oVg Definitive and Remastered

    September 29, 2014 at 13:26

    The Marketing department at Ubisoft better get onto this quick.
    This should have been shown at E3.

    User generated content is how you spread MEMES these days, and this is how you gain fans.

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    • Admiral Chief 0

      September 29, 2014 at 13:28

      I don’t think they will use female cats though :/

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      • oVg Definitive and Remastered

        September 29, 2014 at 13:29

        lol

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      • Jedi Consular Kromas

        September 29, 2014 at 13:30

        They would be called out for being Catist.

        Hell even I would call them out cause I mean only recently has dogs been getting slightly more attention than the millions of (dog) years they have lived in oppression. This cruelty must end!

        MOAR DOGS IN AAA.

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        • oVg Definitive and Remastered

          September 29, 2014 at 13:43

          You are right. The add would be pulled for containing animal cruelty. Like the poor old whale in Ass 4.
          Its just the world we live in now.

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  6. Ragnar The Vengeful

    September 29, 2014 at 13:55

    If being right was France, you’ll be in full retreat right now.

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  7. Sir Rants A Lot Llew

    October 3, 2014 at 13:51

    Toooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

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