Extras! All the news you missed! Act 001 – Scene 003

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Welcome to The Extras! Monday Morning edition! Please excuse the mess, it was a rough weekend. You can find all the weekend news you missed next to that beer can pyramid in the corner. And I wouldn’t try that pizza if I were you. I think it growled at me earlier.

TODAY’S EXTRAS INCLUDE: George Clooney got work through an imaginary friend, Hermione and Ron are filthy rich, Tim Burton wants Robert Downey Jr to polish some wood, Gerard Butler exposes a wardrobe malfunction, Hugh Jackman steals some bread and Luke Skywalker impales some poor slave girl with his lightsaber.

 

Tim Burton is possibly making Pinnocchi and he wants Robert Downey Jr as Geppeto

The Avengers Quinjet concept art

Lionsgate looking to buy Summit Entertainment for $700 milllion

Jason Segel takes youtube fan on a date to awards show

George Clooney created a fake agent so that he could get into auditions

Gerard Butler flashed the audience at a wedding while wearing a kilt

Official Plot synopsis for Hugh Jackman and Anne Hathaway starred adapatation of Les Miserables

Emma Watson and Rupert Grint are the highest  earning on-screen couple of the last 5 years

Glee stars recreate famous horror films for photoshoot

The safe for work trailer for Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody is out

 

Well now, if you’ll excuse me guys, I need to go pretend to be awake at my desk for the next few hours. If anybody asks, I just pray a lot.

Last Updated: January 9, 2012

Kervyn Cloete

A man of many passions – but very little sleep – I’ve been geeking out over movies, video games, comics, books, anime, TV series and lemon meringues as far back as I can remember. So show up for the geeky insight, stay for the delicious pastries.

  • According to that Star Wars porn trailer Chewwie is being played by someone called Dick Chibbles.. words fail me

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