The good, the bad and the ugly of the past week – 04 March 2016

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Listen, I’m in a rush, so please forgive me for this week’s half-assed introduction. Oh my have you seen the time? Sorry, I need to go! [Ed note – Quit your excuses, cabbage!]

Best Stories

Hey! Want to win some Far Cry Primal goodies? What a coincidence – we just so happen to be running a competition. If you’re the chosen one, please let me know. I will gladly take that cute woolly mammoth off your hands!

Ori and the Blind Forest is one of my all time favourite games. And you know what? It’s getting a definitive edition next week, packed with extra goodies. PRAISE GABEN!

Lastly, Kariba is now on Kickstarter. It looks absolutely stunning!

Worst Stories

Uncharted 4 has been delayed AGAIN? I’m not even kidding… the game is now set for launch on May 10th.

Want your game to be showered with positive Steam user reviews? All it takes is $5. Urrrgh…

There’s been nothing but drama in the world of Dota 2 over the past week or two. Seriously, you won’t believe all the crap that’s been going on at the Shanghai Major!

Random Stories

As much as I love my PlayStation 4, there’s no denying that the Dual Shock has horrible thumb sticks. There is a fix thankfully, if you’re willing to pry your controller open that is.

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Need cash in a hurry to upgrade your gaming hardware? Best you take a look at Darryn’s guide on selling organs. Could somebody please explain to me how a liver is more expensive than a heart? Also, why do I have stitches on my lower back?

I unboxed the latest orange box from Nerd Nab. Was there anything good inside? You be the judge…

Is Darryn Batman Forever?

BATMAN

Yes. YES HE IS!

Header Image of the Week

Rose is getting rebalanced in Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2? Look at how excited Seal is to get a kiss!

Kissed-by-a-rose

 

Worst Photoshop of the Week

All mine! It’s not often I dabble in Photoshop. Would you, with talented folk like Darryn and Geoff running around? I’m quite proud of this poor piece though…

THRILLER

Most Comments

Kariba has made its way to Kickstarter. That got you all talking – that article has 189 comments!

Comment of the Week

Sometimes, opportunity stares me right in the face, and I completely ignore it. Thankfully, HairyEwok has my back. Here’s what SHOULD have been my header image for my article on Xur, er, Xul releasing in Heroes of the Storm…

Hahaha, it would have been glorious.

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10/10 photoshop!

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Oh Gary…

And for those who haven’t seen it…

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Last Updated: March 4, 2016

Matthew Figueira

Defence of the Ancients? More like Defence of the cabbages! Have you seen my head? I look like a Merino Sheep on pole. NO SHANGE only SHAPPIES! :D

  • Commander Admiral Chief

    Stupid SCRODUM winning again

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    Darryn is BANE of the week.

    • And you are the Bane of our lives always…

      • Pariah

        Oh? You think darkness is your ally?

        • No, Trevor is not my ally!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            I agree!

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        You know I’ve got your back buddy, right across my knee.

  • HvR

    BUt the whole internet knows you you dirty cabbage boy

  • Gary and the Horse is dope!

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      Yes, horse is dope. I didn’t know Gary was another nickname for it though. Doesn’t really roll of the tongue. Hey Mr Dealer Man, give me three ounces of Gary!

  • Anyone else notice the new icon in googlemaps?!

  • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

    I’m glad that Kariba made it’s target though, it looks spectacular…

  • Guild

    No mention of Darryn’s epic BvS article that got so much hate?

    • hairyknees

      Oh yeah I completely forgot xD oops!

  • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    DEAR LAGZ GIVE DARRYN THE CHANCE TO GO TO WRESTLEMANIA!!! DO IT!

    #SENDDARRYNTOWRESTLEMANIA2017

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