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There's something wrong with that horse in this new LONE RANGER trailer

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I’m a huge sucker for western films. From Clint Eastwood asking pertinent questions revolving around a request to whistle Dixie, to John Wayne informing people that they need 100% more lead in their hands, I love ’em.

So I’m more than excited for a big budget version of the Lone Ranger. My only concern though? That this will be less silver bullets, and more of a one man Tonto show. Can the new trailer for that film ease those fears? See for yourself, Kemosabe.

Now that’s more like it. Director Gore Verbinksi has obviously crafted something slick and fast paced here, and it’s great to see Armie Hammer stand on equal footing with Johnny Depp’s enigmatic Tonto.

The Lone Ranger is out next July, and also stars Tom Wilkinson, William Fichtner, Barry Pepper, James Badge Dale, Ruth Wilson, and Helena Bonham Carter.

And a horse with some serious issues.

Darryn Bonthuys

Something wrong gentlemen? You come here prepared to read the words of a madman, and instead found a lunatic obsessed with comics, Batman and Raul Julia's M Bison performance in the 1994 Street Fighter movie? Fine! Keep your bio! In fact, now might be a good time to pray to it!

  • Admiral Chief Troll Erwin

    If I woke up there, I would kak myself!

    • I agree. If I woke up there, I would definitely kak on you too. 🙂

  • Admiral Chief Troll Erwin

    JD as Tonto? Have to watch this!

  • So is this a new movie, or a Skyrim mod?

  • OVG

    look J Depp in white face make up again…arghhh sweet.

  • Wow!

  • Decembermaloy

    Didn’t expect it to look as good as it does, I just hope that they haven’t shown me all the action sequences in that film.

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