In Other News – 01 September 2014

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Girls and kittens, it is the first day of Spring. I don’t care what anyone else says, the 1st of September is the day for me that marks the start of snot-faced sneezing, swollen cheeks and eyes that might have awakened the Sharingan. In other words, folks are going to be coming down with hayfever real soon. It also means that I have to bust out my tight jogging pants, and start jiggling my way up and down the street.

In Other News: The true story of the GamesMaster, get some Zelda legends for cheap, Dead Or Alive 5 jiggles onto new platforms and double your alpha fun with Evolve.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy fighting the never-ending battle between good and not so good as the ying to evil’s yang.


Dragon Quest: Heroes confirmed for PS4
DmC studio Ninja Theory contributing to Disney Infinity
Go on safari again with Evolve’s second alpha test
Nintendo announces Zelda sale on EU eShop
Japan gets pink and white PS Vitas
Metro Redux takes UK charts
Italian indie The Town Of Light is haunting
Dead Or Alive 5’s last round is on PS4 and Xbox One


GamesMaster – The Inside Story
Here you go – A cockpit for your flying video games
Raid Over Moscow left me stuck in a garage in space
Stupid Marvel cover turns out to be secretly horrifying


Bravely Second – Debut trailer
Super Smash Bros U – Shulk trailer
Final Fantasy Explorers  – Cloud gameplay trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Cinophile – Ong Bak
John McTiernan and John Travolta making a Top Gun type movie called Warbirds
Doctor Who recap – Hate, soldiers and tea in the Into The Dalek episode
Monday Box Office Report – Guardians Soars, November flops in September
Spoon! The Tick is headed back to TV
Phil Lord and Chris Miller are bringing back The Greatest American Hero
Rumour – Possible actors and story details revealed for Escape From New York reboot

Model: Enjinight, photo by Sarmai Balazs

Last Updated: September 1, 2014

Darryn Bonthuys

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  • Mossel

    OK I don’t know if it is just my IE10 at work, but your site doesn’t display correctly.

    • Admiral Chief Assassin

      Same here on chrome, busy working on the problem please stay tuned for more awesomeness!

      • Mossel

        Awesome, just thought I’d give a heads up.

      • Grant [_G_] Hancock

        looks fine on my chrome …

    • Yeah, is an issue. ons weet.

      • Mossel

        Cool cool!

      • PERSONA 5!!!! (Umar)

        Lol Dat Afringlish

      • Mossel

        I think it’s fixed! good job guys!

      • Getting there chaps.

    • Sk3tz0

      Sis IE at work.. Shame on u.. U know its a human Rights violation to work on IE.. You can take your company to the CCMA

      • Mossel

        haha I think the government is exempt from CCMA. So it’s a lost cause!

        • Sk3tz0

          Well Fuck if its the goverment just bribe the IT guy to load something else on

          • Mossel

            lol I have tried, but this guy is a straight shooter! But he saw my Skyrim background the other day and sounded impressed, so he might be warming up to me! hehe

    • is gefix!

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    Tight jogging shorts 🙁

    • Spaffy

      Disgusting things those.
      They should shoot men that wear them

  • Martin du Toit

    LMAO “bedrooms” folder

    • PERSONA 5!!!! (Umar)

      I noticed that too. Its where all the ION pictures are located

    • Admiral Chief Assassin

      Just be glad it was not the “private reflection time” folder

      • Sk3tz0

        Draadtrek Directory

  • Viking Of Science

    I’m familiar with this cosplayer… her costumes are always spot on… really impressive stuff….

    • Viking Of Science

      Darryn, I’m surprised you didn’t use her Chun Li cosplay…

  • Admiral Chief Assassin

    Darryn in toooooit pants, now THAT is something I can go 9 lifetimes without seeing!

  • Sk3tz0

    lol..that poor girl concentrating rather hard not to breath…

  • Rags

    And a touch of drama, Kotaku, quinn, and your favourite SJW exposed 😀

  • MrChinwag

    that’s a nice cos-play.. but she is missing one crucial piece of costume jewelry.. a pearl-necklace..

  • PERSONA 5!!!! (Umar)

    PERSONA 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hammersteyn

    Some say she is still drifting in space.

    • Sk3tz0

      really.. shame that ass must be sore sitting on that rock all the time..

      • Rags

        I’ll give her a ride with my 300i.

        • Spathi

          Conveniently a single seater…

  • Milesh Bhana

    no image from “THe Fappening” ?

  • Jaded_Reprobate

    in general i tend to shy away from making comments on ION but this header deserves a comment, so here goes…..


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