In Other News – 06 October 2014

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Eve

You know what kids today need? Better gaming hands. I mean loom at our hands. We’ve got calluses from all night marathons of Gradius. My hands are permanently crooked from trying to clock Rockman 1-6 in a single sitting. I have a thumb strong enough to beat arm wrestlers at their own game. But kids today? Smooth, smooth hands man. And they’re not even jazz hands.

In Other News: You can park DriveClub from today, Gearbox gets threatened, Thor blimey mate and Rune Factory 4 finally heads to Europe.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy extorting other websites for protection money.

News

You can pre-load DriveClub right now
UK Charts – FIFA holds off Mordor, Forza and Smash Bros
Charlemagne expansion for Crusader Kings 2 arrives later this month
Gearbox HQ targeted with bomb threat hoax
Next car Game now has an actual name
Marvel Puzzle Quest is the first game to include female Thor
Rune Factory 4 is finally coming to Europe
Curtain Call DLC covers Final Fantasy Fables, Romancing Saga

Stuff

The GameCube secrets revealed
Sid Meier’s cultural victory
CBS commentator urges gamers to go play in the real world
Touch the future – Meet the games embracing the material world

Videos

Black The Fall – Kickstarter trailer
Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel – Claptrap gameplay
Warface – Welcome to Nevada traile

What’s on at The Movies

Cinophile – Enter The Void
This intense trailer for American Sniper will fry you if you’re wrong
A reboot of I Am Legend is on the cards
Has our favourite Time Lord gone too far in Doctor Who?
Come and get your love in the Guardians Of The Galaxy Blu-ray from December 9
Monday Box Office Report
Oh no, this red band trailer for Home Sweet Hell is still alive!
Jaoquin Phoenix drops out of Doctor Strange, Ethan Hawke in talks to be his replacement

Model: Eve

Last Updated: October 6, 2014

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  • Cadis Etrama Di Umar

    Holy shit
    …….Rune Factory 4 is coming to EU……..what

    • ReaperOfSquirrels

      I thought you were going to comment on the header… should have known better.

      • Cadis Etrama Di Umar

        Oh there was a header?

        • ReaperOfSquirrels

          yeah… I didn’t note anything else really 😛

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    That picture obviously wasn’t taken on the beach in CT.

    • JJ of Meridian

      How do you know what the beach looks like? I get chased the moment they spot my white torso, from 10km away.

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        You have to sneak in with the Vaalies. Not that difficult really, just dress in jeans, hang-ten flip flops & a polo shirt & talk as loudly as you can.

        • Admiral Chief 0

          NO one dresses like that, at least not where I stay

          • JJ of Meridian

            Oh wait, what? I didn’t comment anything. Nothing to see here. Move along.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            lol

          • Hammersteyn

            Agreed, they wear WP jerseys mostly these days.

          • JJ of Meridian

            Sjoe. Luckily that excludes me. The Chief supports the right team though.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Look on the bright side, at least they’re wearing the jersey of a South African team.

          • JJ of Meridian

            Take all my likes!

          • Hammersteyn

            Unlike some parts of our nation.

          • Spaffy

            Oh so true

        • JJ of Meridian

          So you’ve met Admiral Chief then? ;P

        • Anon A Mouse

          You forgot the snorre. And the polo shirt must be exchanged for one of those checkered ones.

        • ReaperOfSquirrels

          WTF Vaalies do you know that dress like that? LMAO FREAKS!

          • Hammersteyn

            The kind that comes down to the coast, sits at the mall all day, clogs the beaches and drives slower than old people during pensioners day at the Hyper Rama

          • JJ of Meridian

            We wish. The Gaunteng people who come visit in the cape drive like maniacs, ruining the perfectly fine slow-cruising of the Cape Town folk. 😉

          • Hammersteyn

            They drive slow by my standards, which says a lot about me I guess.

          • JJ of Meridian
          • Hammersteyn

            LOL

          • ReaperOfSquirrels

            lol! They must be from Pretoria, or unknown by me. XD

            *RUNS*

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    Bomb threat hoax at Gearbox HQ? Too late, they already released A:CM.

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      Seriously though, what the actual fuck. It’s just a game. Not even a sport ;P A GAME.

      • Hammersteyn

        It wasn’t a real bomb, it was the final sales figures for ACM and DNF

  • Admiral Chief 0

    Eve in the eve

  • Sageville

    Hmmm, she is very pleasing to the eye

  • Anon A Mouse

    How do one loom at hands precious?

    • CAE9872

      Yeah I was wondering that

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      Giant shadow puppet hands.

      • JJ of Meridian

        In my circles those are known as girlfriends.

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          In my circles girlfriends generally don’t have giant hands O_o

          • JJ of Meridian

            It’s evolution, seeing as how cellphones are getting bigger and bigger.

          • Spaffy

            Well that explains it.

          • Anon A Mouse

            More big mouths and the blow up kind?

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            She’s just really good at holding her breath :/

  • Hammersteyn

    Eve Torres

    • ReaperOfSquirrels

      Wait a minute…. I remember when she started wrestling.

    • Sageville

      A Professional Wrestler apparently….

      • Hammersteyn

        The same

  • Spaffy

    Wreckfest.

    That’s quite lame.

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