In Other News – 08 September 2014

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Kimberly-Kisselovich

If there’s one thing that I love more than  video games, comics and expensive rubber muscle suits, it has to be motorcycles. Sure, they’re dangerous. And granted, I’m most likely cutting my life in half just by sitting on one, well before I’m old enough to have a mid-life crisis, but dammit I love these machines. I’ve been wanting to get a new bike for a while now. And after sitting on a mean machine this weekend, I’ve decided that now is the time for Alessandro to wake up in a bathtub filled with ice and a strange scar left on the side of his body.

In Other News: Titanfall goes to the backwaters, The Sims 4 is number one, in search of strategy and those walking undead looks pretty impressive on PC.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because I was too busy working out how many organs I’d need to sell in order to afford that chopper with the low forks over at Count’s Customs. Brother.

News

Titanfall’s backwater map, IMC Rising
Popcap’s last remaining co-founder leaves EA
Battlefield Hardline will launch with 150 ranks
Square Enix wants to bring Dragon Quest X to the west
UK Charts – The SIms 4 is number one
New 3DS models to be region-locked
Luigi’s Mansion 2 studio pitched a new Metroid to Nintendo
Tiny Titan’s Legacy continues in EA mockumentary

Stuff

Insanely popular video game is drawing long lines at McDonalds
Where did all th strategy go?
Cuddle up with this Sega plush toy
Digital Foundry vs Dead Rising 3 on PC

Videos

Dead Rising 3 – PC Launch trailer
Sherlock Holmes: Crimes And Punishments – The art of subversion trailer
Guilty Gear X2 Reload – Intro trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Early Buzz – Tusk is going to be crazy, creepy and F-ed up
Doctor Who’s unlikeliest of team-ups makes for fantastic entertainment in Robots of Sherwood
Monday Box Office Report – Guardians soars to the top once again
This teaser trailer for Nymphomaniac is about as NSFW as you can get
Syfy greenlights mini-series for Arthur C Clarke’s Childhood’s End
Here’s what Vision will look like in The Avengers: Age Of Ultron

Model: Kimberly Kisselovich

Last Updated: September 8, 2014

Darryn Bonthuys

Something wrong gentlemen? You come here prepared to read the words of a madman, and instead found a lunatic obsessed with comics, Batman and Raul Julia’s M Bison performance in the 1994 Street Fighter movie? Fine! Keep your bio! In fact, now might be a good time to pray to it!

  • Admiral Chief Assassin

    Cool, what bike are you looking at?

    • Hammersteyn
      • Anon A Mouse

        I’m waiting for the cape to get caught in the wheel.

        • Hammersteyn

          Hahahaha

      • Sk3tz0

        Actually its this one 😛

        • Hammersteyn

          ???

          • Sk3tz0

            silly Disqus didnt load the image

      • The Adventures of JJ

        That was before The Dark Knight. You can see that because he’s still using his training wheels.

        • Hammersteyn

          LOL!

      • Skyblue

        Too many horror movies, I can virtually see that cape getting caught in the rear tyres and then it’s Splatman.

        • Admiral Chief Assassin

          Bwahahaha SPLATman

  • PERSONA 5!!!! (Umar)

    Isn’t that granny panties?

    • Admiral Chief Assassin

      Looks like std issue stockings to me?

      • PERSONA 5!!!! (Umar)

        looks like grannies under the stockings…Maybe I just don’t know enough about womens undies

        • Admiral Chief Assassin

          Looks pretty standard to me. I pay attention when my wife dresses/undresses 😉

          Attention…get it?

          • PERSONA 5!!!! (Umar)

            Attention?….SUUUUURRRRE
            I guess that’s why I don’t know much about women’s undies….Don’t pay much attention to my wife…..
            ..
            ..
            JUST KIDDING, I love you honey bunch if you’re reading!

          • Admiral Chief Assassin

            Dear Mrs Umar,

            For your husband’s punishment for this harsh crime, may I suggest cutting him off from colourful and obscure games?

            Kind regards,

            The Admiral Chief

          • PERSONA 5!!!! (Umar)

            NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON’T TAKE AWAY MY TENTACLES!!!!!

          • Admiral Chief Assassin

            Nothing more awesome than picking out underwear for your significant other

  • FoxOneZA

    Ms Kisselovich, meet Mr Kiss-alot-ich.

  • Rags
    • Hammersteyn

      Sickening…

    • Skyblue

      It’s like watching Anakin turn into Darth Vader, just sadder.

  • Anon A Mouse

    That shadow looks like a deformed penis… You’re welcome.

    • Hammersteyn

      I’d still bang her….. him?……….Whatever

      • Admiral Chief Assassin

        Shadowschlong do it for you?

        • Hammersteyn

          Hurts a lot less O_o

  • The Adventures of JJ

    I was in a huge motorbike accident a few years back. Stepped out of the hospital two weeks after, got onto a bike. It can’t be helped, those things are addictive.

  • Alessandro Barbosa

    “I’ve decided that now is the time for Alessandro to wake up in a bathtub filled with ice and a strange scar left on the side of his body.”

    That’s just called Saturday here in the East Rand 😛

    • Rags

      What bike are you thinking of getting?

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