If there’s one thing that I love more than video games, comics and expensive rubber muscle suits, it has to be motorcycles. Sure, they’re dangerous. And granted, I’m most likely cutting my life in half just by sitting on one, well before I’m old enough to have a mid-life crisis, but dammit I love these machines. I’ve been wanting to get a new bike for a while now. And after sitting on a mean machine this weekend, I’ve decided that now is the time for Alessandro to wake up in a bathtub filled with ice and a strange scar left on the side of his body.
In Other News: Titanfall goes to the backwaters, The Sims 4 is number one, in search of strategy and those walking undead looks pretty impressive on PC.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because I was too busy working out how many organs I’d need to sell in order to afford that chopper with the low forks over at Count’s Customs. Brother.
News
Titanfall’s backwater map, IMC Rising
Popcap’s last remaining co-founder leaves EA
Battlefield Hardline will launch with 150 ranks
Square Enix wants to bring Dragon Quest X to the west
UK Charts – The SIms 4 is number one
New 3DS models to be region-locked
Luigi’s Mansion 2 studio pitched a new Metroid to Nintendo
Tiny Titan’s Legacy continues in EA mockumentary
Stuff
Insanely popular video game is drawing long lines at McDonalds
Where did all th strategy go?
Cuddle up with this Sega plush toy
Digital Foundry vs Dead Rising 3 on PC
Videos
Dead Rising 3 – PC Launch trailer
Sherlock Holmes: Crimes And Punishments – The art of subversion trailer
Guilty Gear X2 Reload – Intro trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Early Buzz – Tusk is going to be crazy, creepy and F-ed up
Doctor Who’s unlikeliest of team-ups makes for fantastic entertainment in Robots of Sherwood
Monday Box Office Report – Guardians soars to the top once again
This teaser trailer for Nymphomaniac is about as NSFW as you can get
Syfy greenlights mini-series for Arthur C Clarke’s Childhood’s End
Here’s what Vision will look like in The Avengers: Age Of Ultron
Model: Kimberly Kisselovich
Last Updated: September 8, 2014
Admiral Chief Assassin
September 8, 2014 at 16:04
Cool, what bike are you looking at?
Hammersteyn
September 8, 2014 at 16:25
This one…
http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/a2P5oND_460sa_v1.gif
Anon A Mouse
September 8, 2014 at 16:32
I’m waiting for the cape to get caught in the wheel.
Hammersteyn
September 8, 2014 at 16:37
Hahahaha
Sk3tz0
September 8, 2014 at 16:34
Actually its this one 😛
Hammersteyn
September 8, 2014 at 16:37
???
Sk3tz0
September 8, 2014 at 16:53
silly Disqus didnt load the image
The Adventures of JJ
September 8, 2014 at 16:44
That was before The Dark Knight. You can see that because he’s still using his training wheels.
Hammersteyn
September 9, 2014 at 07:48
LOL!
Skyblue
September 8, 2014 at 17:12
Too many horror movies, I can virtually see that cape getting caught in the rear tyres and then it’s Splatman.
Admiral Chief Assassin
September 8, 2014 at 20:12
Bwahahaha SPLATman
PERSONA 5!!!! (Umar)
September 8, 2014 at 16:09
Isn’t that granny panties?
Admiral Chief Assassin
September 8, 2014 at 16:10
Looks like std issue stockings to me?
PERSONA 5!!!! (Umar)
September 8, 2014 at 16:11
looks like grannies under the stockings…Maybe I just don’t know enough about womens undies
Admiral Chief Assassin
September 8, 2014 at 16:13
Looks pretty standard to me. I pay attention when my wife dresses/undresses 😉
Attention…get it?
PERSONA 5!!!! (Umar)
September 8, 2014 at 16:19
Attention?….SUUUUURRRRE
I guess that’s why I don’t know much about women’s undies….Don’t pay much attention to my wife…..
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JUST KIDDING, I love you honey bunch if you’re reading!
Admiral Chief Assassin
September 8, 2014 at 16:20
Dear Mrs Umar,
For your husband’s punishment for this harsh crime, may I suggest cutting him off from colourful and obscure games?
Kind regards,
The Admiral Chief
PERSONA 5!!!! (Umar)
September 8, 2014 at 16:26
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON’T TAKE AWAY MY TENTACLES!!!!!
Admiral Chief Assassin
September 8, 2014 at 16:21
Nothing more awesome than picking out underwear for your significant other
FoxOneZA
September 8, 2014 at 16:22
Ms Kisselovich, meet Mr Kiss-alot-ich.
Rags
September 8, 2014 at 16:27
http://gamesnosh.com/fez-investors-outed-judges-2011-igf-award/
Hammersteyn
September 8, 2014 at 16:31
Sickening…
Skyblue
September 8, 2014 at 17:18
It’s like watching Anakin turn into Darth Vader, just sadder.
Anon A Mouse
September 8, 2014 at 16:28
That shadow looks like a deformed penis… You’re welcome.
Hammersteyn
September 8, 2014 at 16:29
I’d still bang her….. him?……….Whatever
Admiral Chief Assassin
September 9, 2014 at 08:12
Shadowschlong do it for you?
Hammersteyn
September 9, 2014 at 08:29
Hurts a lot less O_o
The Adventures of JJ
September 8, 2014 at 16:43
I was in a huge motorbike accident a few years back. Stepped out of the hospital two weeks after, got onto a bike. It can’t be helped, those things are addictive.
Alessandro Barbosa
September 8, 2014 at 16:48
“I’ve decided that now is the time for Alessandro to wake up in a bathtub filled with ice and a strange scar left on the side of his body.”
That’s just called Saturday here in the East Rand 😛
Rags
September 8, 2014 at 16:58
What bike are you thinking of getting?