I honestly have no idea what to say here today, so I’m going to blame the cold, Table Mountain and my missing Lego for my current writers block. You fiends.
In Other News: Ubisoft brings back Endwar, Awesomenauts is free this week, don’t expect Zelda to Fus-Roh-Dah and why memories matter.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy pissing off Mexico.
News
Ubisoft confirms Uplay service for Xbox One and PS4
Endwar resurrected as a free to play online game
EA appoints Matthew Bromberg as new head of Bioware
Activision Blizzard hires lobbyists for senate inquiry into violent games
Dreamcast platformer guns for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U release
Awesomenauts free to play this week on Steam
The next Zelda game won’t take inspiration from Skyrim
Homeworld:Shipbreakers drops free to play business model
Stuff
You aren’t the only one taking a day off for Grand Theft Auto V
When a beta isn’t a beta
Pokemon Bank is exciting: Here’s why
The importance of memories
Videos
InFamous Second Son – Pre-order trailer
Deep Down – PS4 trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Hugh Jackman talks X-Men: Days of Future Past
We Review The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones – Clumsy, overlong, derivative and just plain bad
The Croods 2 confirmed, several voices returning for sequel
Tom Hiddleston talks reshoots in Thor: The Dark World
Feel the need for speed in these new images from Rush
Matthew McCounaghey and Woody Harrelson are bad men in this first trailer for HBO’s True Detective
Jesse Eisenberg is beside himself in this trailer for Double
Model: Lana Tailor
Last Updated: September 10, 2013
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Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 10, 2013 at 16:01
AWESOMENAUTS
Mossel
September 11, 2013 at 08:02
Im contemplating buying this… is it worth it? I see it’s $3.50 (or something) on steam.
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 11, 2013 at 08:07
Ridiculous fun. Very nice if you have like a 10-15min game window for a quick bout
Mossel
September 11, 2013 at 09:30
Legit! Thats about all I have these days. Will test it out this afternoon!
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 10, 2013 at 16:01
…breathing apparatus….
O_O
( . )( .)
John on trial
September 10, 2013 at 16:19
What’s she so surprised about?
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 10, 2013 at 16:20
She’s wondering why it’s taken this long for Laurdus to comment ;P
John on trial
September 10, 2013 at 16:21
Haha. Quite. I’m thinking that too.
Sageville
September 10, 2013 at 16:22
It’s probably disqus still processing his long message queue.
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 10, 2013 at 16:39
Hahahah! WIN
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
September 11, 2013 at 08:42
Think he is finding it hard to type with one hand 😛
FoxOneZA - X-Therminator
September 10, 2013 at 16:26
She just watched Work it by Ylvis…
John on trial
September 10, 2013 at 16:27
I’m not into pop so it took me a while to realize that it’s a joke.
Wait, is it?
FoxOneZA - X-Therminator
September 10, 2013 at 16:36
It’s a proper pop song. Surely you’ve seen the video for “What the Fox says?”
John on trial
September 10, 2013 at 16:38
Haven’t seen it, no. It’s really not my type of music.
HvR
September 10, 2013 at 16:40
It is inspired by our very own FoxHound, taking Youtube by storm
John on trial
September 10, 2013 at 16:41
No way!
Excellent
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
September 10, 2013 at 16:57
Where is Foxhound…? If he/she doesn’t watch this video, it would be a travesty!
HvR
September 10, 2013 at 17:17
He met a friendly horse.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
September 10, 2013 at 20:24
Cat goes meow!!
Skyblue
September 11, 2013 at 12:55
Mwahahahaha! That is fukken hilarious!!!!!!
FoxOneZA - X-Therminator
September 10, 2013 at 16:41
It’s the new Gangnam Style. Watch it for the lulzzz.
John on trial
September 10, 2013 at 16:56
I enjoyed that way more than I will admit to
Lardus-Respect the beard
September 11, 2013 at 09:42
I Googled her…I think that red top has some “wonder” materials in it ;(
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 10, 2013 at 16:04
I think she’s outgrown that… what I will assume is a bikini top.
Sageville
September 10, 2013 at 16:20
And could she at least run a brush through that mop before photoshoots, Sheesh!
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 10, 2013 at 16:21
She has hair?! 0_O
Sageville
September 10, 2013 at 16:22
Dood, thats definitely a tatoo
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 10, 2013 at 16:25
Ah, thanks, my bad. Next door is painting and my head is splitting open.
HighlanderZA
September 10, 2013 at 16:07
Nice hair!
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 10, 2013 at 16:16
She has hair? 0-O
Devourer of Small Bunnies
September 10, 2013 at 16:11
Its at times like these, I revel in the fact Im going to “die see” on the weekend. Im just hoping its one of those tremendously long photo shoots….
John on trial
September 10, 2013 at 16:20
I haven’t been strong enough to brave “die see” yet.
Sageville
September 10, 2013 at 16:23
I thought us vaalies were banned from “die see”
John on trial
September 10, 2013 at 16:25
Was born in Natal, so pretty much every sea colder than that of Durban is one that I struggle to get into. Even living most of my life in Cape Town I just can’t swim here.
Sageville
September 10, 2013 at 16:27
At least you have the mountain….
John on trial
September 10, 2013 at 16:29
Yes, but Darryn went and defamed her
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 10, 2013 at 22:13
The oceans around Cape Town make you a man. Figuratively speaking. What they also do is make you resemble a ruddy Ken doll if you spend too long in the water.
Devourer of Small Bunnies
September 11, 2013 at 09:42
Shit, myself too actually. Its lovely going back “home”
John on trial
September 10, 2013 at 16:18
Never blame Table Mountain in its awesomeness and glory
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
September 10, 2013 at 16:44
Indeed, people need to respect the mountain.
HvR
September 10, 2013 at 16:48
Respek of Oom Van Hunks kom haal jou vannaand.
John on trial
September 10, 2013 at 16:56
Presies!
TiMsTeR1033
September 10, 2013 at 16:24
The Deep Down video looked very impressive, just a pitty it is not a single player experience.
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 10, 2013 at 16:25
Well done man! You have lasted this long. SO I am sure you can get to Friday!
Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful
September 10, 2013 at 16:30
Looked very much like Dark Souls
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
September 10, 2013 at 16:44
Tanya, you’re doing very well. I’m so impressed. ;.) they grow up so fast. sniff!
Hammersteyn
September 10, 2013 at 16:48
My my, is that caps I see?
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 10, 2013 at 19:02
and “pitty” for that matter…
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 10, 2013 at 19:02
and “pitty” for that matter…
Hammersteyn
September 10, 2013 at 21:30
I don’t think he’s serious about the challenge. Must think it’s a joke :-/
Vampyre Squirrel
September 10, 2013 at 16:36
I’m probably going to freeze in Cape Town when I’m down there for the next week… and I blame Darryl for it. Weather in JHB has been awesome for the past couple days.
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 10, 2013 at 16:37
Pretty much everything is Darryl’s fault. The paint fumes I am being blasted with is his fault too.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
September 10, 2013 at 16:43
There’s a simple rule that we all abide by… “Always blame Brenda”
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
September 10, 2013 at 16:42
Wait.. Brenda is in Cape TOWN? No wonder, I had this strange feeling in my stomach… like a force of great evil was lurking somewhere. I must sharpen the broadsword, and wear the ears of trolls around my neck, for BeoBanana must go hunting…
FoxOneZA - X-Therminator
September 10, 2013 at 16:47
The broadsword is no match for such evilness in a thong!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
September 10, 2013 at 16:55
Oh dear heavens.. the imagery.. THE IMAGERY!
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 10, 2013 at 19:04
Only one hero can stand against the evil in-thong-nate
Mossel
September 11, 2013 at 08:01
That’s BATTLE THONG to you, sir.
Major Commodore 64 Darryn B
September 10, 2013 at 16:50
Only in spirit. And not the legal kind either. The kind that requires teenage karate exorcists to remove from Cape Town.
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 10, 2013 at 18:07
Leave your madness behind friend. If Brenda was here, my rose bush of demonic warning would be flowering! Banana, you coming to the CT crew meet up on the 5th?
Andre116
September 10, 2013 at 20:16
Rose bush of demonic warning…is that what you gingers call your pubes?
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 10, 2013 at 20:19
You shut up! Sat on?
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 11, 2013 at 07:52
LULZ
Andre116
September 10, 2013 at 20:17
oh…and “hi”. Been awhile.
RincemySniperKittEH0-O
September 10, 2013 at 20:40
Oi, Sat?
Lardus-Respect the beard
September 10, 2013 at 18:02
So pragtag!!
Admiral Chief of Rivia
September 11, 2013 at 07:50
😉