In Other News – 10 September 2014

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What a day it has been! While Gavin was working his technical wizardry, I went out to run some errands. Did you know that shopping centers actually have enough parking during the day? I didn’t have to stab anyone to get a spot, and now I’m wondering how to express my violent tendencies.

In Other News: Final Fantasy isn’t going West, real sand in your sandbox and bookies are betting on FIFA 15.

Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy punching our screens while rocking out the tears.

News

Developers don’t want you to lose faith in DayZ
Microsoft will replace your noisy Xbox One
New Final Fantasy coming to Japan only
eSports to surpass hockey
Batman, Crew exclusive to PS4 in Japan
$500 million Destiny investment shows Activision’s confidence

Stuff

Sega making a real-sand sandbox game
Sailor Moon lingerie, of course
Mercedes comes to Driveclub before real life
Bookies betting on FIFA 15

Video

Team Fortress 2 Honest Trailer:

Will New 3DS merge with Wii U GamePad?

Godzilla Honest Trailer

The Movies

Rumour: Warner Bros working on LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES movie
Keanu Reeves and Roland Emmerich are headed to NEW ANGELES

Midweek Mouth-Off: The sequels that should (or shouldn’t) have happened
J-LO GETS PRETTY WET WITH THE BOY NEXT DOOR IN THIS TRAILER
Listen to this new trailer and images for DOCTOR WHO
VIDI TV and movie streaming service launched in South Africa
SUPERGIRL TV series confirmed to be in development

Model: The Hitachi Magic Wand

Last Updated: September 10, 2014

Zoe Hawkins

Wielding my lasso of truth, I am the combination of nerd passion and grammar nazi. I delve into all things awesome and geek-tastic. I believe people should stop defining themselves and just enjoy playing games, so let’s get on with it!

  • WarframedSquirrel

    I… have no words on that header.

    I’m trying to find a way to get Destiny… could go ebucks route to lower the overall cost on my budget… hmmmm…

    • Scruff304

      The amount of times I’ve been tempted to use my ebucks for gaming related things is crazy… Didn’t know I had so much will power!
      Trying to save them for flights to CT in Dec.

      • Skyblue

        Fuck that, I use mine for smoothie makers and food processors at least until Matilda’s accepts eBucks for their sex toys.

        • Scruff304

          Ha ha ha… Only saw this comment this morning… Now I have coffee all over my screen! Thanks!

          • Skyblue

            ๐Ÿ™‚

    • OVGrounded new game+++

      ๐Ÿ˜›

      • Skyblue

        You live. Bought UFC for PS4 and haven’t touched it again after a 4 hour play session. Something is missing in that game and it feels like soul.

  • Hammersteyn

    Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/dd/ddb7c7e2f0a2756fecc07b3d8561aa5253eaebc400fd7fc455f860e1b60c304f.jpg

    • Dutch Matrix

      Does it come or does she come? That is the question…

  • WarframedSquirrel

    Zoe… you do realize that’s not a PS Move controller… right?

    • Hammersteyn

      is it a back massager?

      • WarframedSquirrel

        Must be… O_o

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      What else could it be? O_o

      • WarframedSquirrel

        You should ask your girlf… oh…. damn… sorry.

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          It’s a stick blender?

          • WarframedSquirrel

            Suuuuuureee…. yeah… that’s TOTALLY what it is…

    • Hammersteyn

      It’ll move something though

      • OVGrounded new game+++

        Clitorelse

      • The Adventures of JJ

        Hammering doesn’t work everything.

        • Hammersteyn

          Hahaha

  • Hammersteyn

    So because the Boner sold only 24 000 units in Japan Arkham Knight and The Crew won’t be released in Japan for the XBOX One. Are they insane??? How are you supposed the sell the damn thing if there are no games for it???

    • SojournZA

      digital downloads?

      • Hammersteyn

        Dunno, no mention in the link Zoe posted above

  • Admiral Chief Assassin

    That header is NSFW

    • Hammersteyn

      Well you’re a moderator aren’t you ๐Ÿ˜›

      • The Adventures of JJ

        For how much he loves correcting people’s spelling he should change his name to Administrator Chief. ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • Hammersteyn

          We should address him as “ze grammar fuhrer”

          • The Adventures of JJ

            of mein Kempff

          • Hammersteyn

            LOL!

          • Admiral Chief Assassin

            Permission granted

    • OVGrounded new game+++

      Not safe for women.

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    Not a patch on this… or so I’ve heard…

    • Hammersteyn

      O_o

    • Skyblue

      YOH! LOL!

  • The Adventures of JJ

    Do not use pictured object as pretend microphone.

    • Hammersteyn

      Do use it to bludgeon a burglar

    • Dutch Matrix

      Or do… and see your mother/father’s ability to handle awkward situations put to the test?

      • The Adventures of JJ

        I do not want to be that parent

  • OVGrounded new game+++

    Sweet Wii mote.

  • Hammersteyn

    So since Zoe opened up a can of worms, here’s how to win at wrestling
    http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-wrestling-dildo-nsfw-380067.gif

    • OVGrounded new game+++

      ….

      • Hammersteyn

        Yeah, he’d probably compete

    • WarframedSquirrel

      LOL

    • Cat

      This made me laugh way too much for far too long…!

  • Ryanza

    Just what i need. A nice back massager.

    • HvR

      Think the original design wasn’t for that end but what ever floats your boat. No judgement.

      • HvR

        LOL, just read the article on it, the naive designers at Hitachi designed it as a massager until the loose American women of the 60’s re-purposed it.

        Seems it took Hitachi almost 5 decades to realize why it was selling so well in the US.

        • Her Highness the Hipster

          i love how the CEO is like “um, no it’s not for that…” tehehehehe

      • Ryanza

        One massage a day keeps the prostate doctor away?

  • ToshZA

    Magic wand you say?

  • Anon A Mouse

    Is that Zoe’s lasso of truth that she so famously wield?

  • CypherGate

    Ok now that sort of header i didnt expect! LOL

  • Ryanza

    Lazygamer treats objects like women, man.

  • Thats_how_I_Troll
  • Her Highness the Hipster

    it makes me too happy how many of you recognized wired wednesday’s model ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      Probably because a lot of us have had to change the plug on it.

  • Skyblue

    *centres*
    We’re Saffa’s.

  • Skyblue

    It would seem u need a power adapter for that contraption. Smaller and variable speeds might seem a more logical choice for the enlightened.

    Not to mention batteries.

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      batteries can run out, wired versions have, um, stamina?

      • Skyblue

        hehe

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