In Other News – 17 September 2014

1 min read
37

ION17092014

We’re coming up on expo season here in Joburg. There are a bunch of cool ones at The Dome and Gallagher Estates. In fact, I will be attending Sexpo soon, as press. Sometimes I wonder how I ended up with this job…

As much as our ION image is a tall glass of nope for me (I have zero desire to put a hot curling iron next to my eyeball), I understand that it’s our very own JJ’s birthday today. So here’s a tool to help when applying all that eyeliner.

In other news: Quake gets Steamy, Destiny’s raids take ages and Goat Simulator comes to a tablet near you.

Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy distinguishing between fans, fanboys and fanatics.

News

Destiny’s first raid completed by clan in 14 hours
Steam supporting more currencies
Official Xbox One PC controller coming in November
Borderlands moves to Steamworks
Goat Simulator goes mobile
Full list of Disney Infinity power discs
Quake Live comes to Steam

Stuff

Sony profit for case down a couple billion dollars
GaymerX secures more funding
Port into nothing with stupid PS4 custom sneakers

Video

Far Cry 4 arena mode teaser

Epic fan-made Shadow of Mordor trailer

Vin Treesel – the other trees he could have been

The Movies

John Wick trailer
Obi-Wan Kenobi getting his own movie?
Midweek Mouth-off: Your thoughts on Vidi
The Dark Knight has issues in Batman v Superman

Last Updated: September 17, 2014

Zoe Hawkins

Wielding my lasso of truth, I am the combination of nerd passion and grammar nazi. I delve into all things awesome and geek-tastic. I believe people should stop defining themselves and just enjoy playing games, so let’s get on with it!

  • Admiral Chief Assassin

    Bwahahahahahahahaha you actually did it Zoe!

    Huehuehue

    • JJ the Reus

      Kind of made my day, in some odd way. 🙂

      • Admiral Chief Assassin

        I came up with the idea, but Zoe masterfully executed it!

  • Admiral Chief Assassin

    I’m sure if we all pitch in we can “gift” him this?

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA. Poor JJ.

    • Admiral Chief Assassin

      I MAY have had a hand in this….huehuehue

      • HvR

        What is truely impressive is with the release of Ass Creed Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey JJ’s eyeliner persona lasted a whole release cycle.

        • JJ the Reus

          Haha. That is impressive

    • JJ the Reus

      Now I can make pretty for you 😉

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        But I likes you just the way yous is

  • Hammersteyn

    Everyone needs to see the John Wick trailer!

    • Admiral Chief Assassin

      I agree!

      • Hammersteyn

        Matrix for what?

  • Hammersteyn

    If Obi-Wan Kenobi gets his own movie then Qui-Gon Jinn has to be in it as well, oh please let Liam Neeson reprise his role.

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    Does that Orc have gold teeth? They must have filmed it in the Cape Flats.

    • Hammersteyn

      No gap though

  • Hammersteyn

    14 hours for the first Destiny raid O_0

    • WarframedSquirrel

      That’s insane! Not a single WoW raid takes that long… unless if you’re absolutely SHITE at the game.

    • Wraith

      Think that might not be actual time taken, but rather how long the event was open for before completion (would be equal if they played non-stop :D).

      • Hammersteyn

        I kinda meant it’s longer that the SP campaign but yeah, imagine they had to do it in one sitting O_o

        • and there K/D low (For PVE) which means that it going to punish average players

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          Hire some Chinese guy to play it for you.

          • Hammersteyn

            LOL

  • Hammersteyn

    I’d rather wear crocs than those PS4 sneakers :/

  • Really? Microsoft couldn’t have done a wireless Xbone Controller for PC? means I have to stick to my 360 pad which still is fine , just want those extra vibrations.

  • WarframedSquirrel

    Happy birthday to the “Absent” eyeliner using JJ!

    • JJ the Reus

      Thanks man

  • WarframedSquirrel

    Damn Zoe… how is a “gaming journalist” getting into Sexpo as press?

    Oh… wait… just thought about it… nevermind… O_O

    • Mark Treloar

      Its because she likes the vibrating triggers on the Xbone controller?

  • JJ the Reus

    Thanks. I guess. 🙂
    So much for feeling like a badass while playing Splinter Cell.

    • Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora

      Happy happy!

    • Admiral Chief Assassin

      XD

  • TGS Babay (Umar)

    “fans, fanboys and fanatics.”- Lolz-alot!

  • Weanerdog

    Happy Birthday JJ, hope you lots of awesomeness for the year ahead.

  • Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora

    What is it with you and long, round shaped vanity/grooming products Zoe?

  • Ryanza
    • Admiral Chief Assassin

      Sneaky ninja stole the staff!

Check Also

In Other News – 04 August 2017

In Other News: PUBG trolls are honkin’ off streamers, the gods are back in Thor: Ragnarok…