As much as I craved summer, I miss winter just a little already. This heat uses some dark magic which converts the weight of my eyelids into anvils, and only napping seems to fix it. The dreams I have during those brief moments are becoming rather ridiculous. Just yesterday I dreamt that I was late with a review and Geoff told me not to worry about it. I woke up immediately because I knew the concept of Geoff being nice was just absurd!
In Other News: Gran Turismo gets a track, another Final Fantasy lands on the Vita, The Metal Gear Solid candy gets eaten, and Monster Hunter looks so good on the new 3DS.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy making horrible jokes using fishing puns. Don’t take the bait!
News
Hideo Kojima and Shinji Mikami Talk Horror Games
Chariot available on Xbox One; Free for Xbox Live Gold members
Angry Bird publisher to layoff as many as 130 as it simplifies organization
Themes Come To PlayStation Vita As Part Of Update 3.30
Telltale’s The Walking Dead gets PS4 and Xbox One release date
Stuff
This Isabelle purse is absolutely adorable
Win tickets to the ESL One New York Dota 2 tournament (somebody buy me a plane ticket please?)
The Monster Hunter 4G New Nintendo 3DS XL sure looks slick
An Assassin’s Creed mech has been added to RTS game AirMech Arena
The best gaming keyboards
Videos
Resident Evil – BSAA Costume Trailer
Dying Light – Be the Zombie Trailer
What’s on at The Movies
This trailer for INHERENT VICE has done good!
We review Dracula Untold – Bat-man begins in bombastic but bloodless reboot
This new trailer and featurette for INTERSTELLAR will always find a way
Blood is thicker than water in this first trailer for JUSTICE LEAGUE: THRONE OF ATLANTIS
CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN DRAGON: LEGEND OF THE GREEN BLADE release plan leads to angry cinemas, sulky rejection
Top List Thursday: Things that made you scream BOOOOOYAH in movies
Model: Candice Bettis
Last Updated: October 2, 2014
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 2, 2014 at 16:03
*Looks at other pics* not sure about this chick… can’t put my finger on what’s making me unsure.
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 2, 2014 at 16:20
It’s the bike.
Hammersteyn
October 2, 2014 at 16:21
Tattooed Hottie = Oxymoron
Admiral Chief 0
October 2, 2014 at 16:27
LOL
JJ of Meridian
October 2, 2014 at 16:24
Maybe she likes it dirty, then a racing bike or a cruiser wouldn’t have worked.
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 2, 2014 at 16:32
Funny thing is the bike was the first thing I noticed in the pic… immediately tells me that something’s not right.
RinceThis
October 2, 2014 at 18:49
He likes KAs instead.
Admiral Chief 0
October 2, 2014 at 16:08
Nope
HvR
October 2, 2014 at 16:16
Prefer my ladies with less ink than Rapport front page.
Admiral Chief 0
October 2, 2014 at 16:23
XD
Hammersteyn
October 2, 2014 at 16:17
She has the mark of……. everything.
Hammersteyn
October 2, 2014 at 16:10
Still better than her…
http://images.lazygamer.net/2013/05/ION09052013.jpg
HvR
October 2, 2014 at 16:12
http://media1.giphy.com/media/aDzkjI0HVLEje/giphy.gif
Mike
October 2, 2014 at 16:13
Do you have that saved as your background or something? That pic always pops up so quickly.
Hammersteyn
October 2, 2014 at 16:15
NEVAR FORGET!
Scruff304
October 2, 2014 at 16:27
Wish I could forget… Still haunts me…
Hammersteyn
October 2, 2014 at 16:29
I bet you’ll forget the tattooed lady. One bad memory is better than a dozen.
JJ of Meridian
October 2, 2014 at 16:15
In case you didn’t know, that’s a pic of Admiral Chief.
Admiral Chief 0
October 2, 2014 at 16:24
I’m much better looking
JJ of Meridian
October 2, 2014 at 16:25
Facial hair does that. ;P
Hammersteyn
October 2, 2014 at 16:25
So does eye liner?
Admiral Chief 0
October 2, 2014 at 16:26
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
JJ of Meridian
October 2, 2014 at 16:31
Where do you think he learned to put it on so well?
Hammersteyn
October 2, 2014 at 16:35
lol
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 2, 2014 at 16:13
OMG! WHY!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
Hammersteyn
October 2, 2014 at 16:15
Because It’s puza thursday and I’m giving everyone a reason to go drink tonight
Hammersteyn
October 2, 2014 at 16:13
Fishing puns?
https://38.media.tumblr.com/bc235af590423795ddd77099ecdd1447/tumblr_n8zh50nadw1rsxqqio1_250.gif
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 2, 2014 at 16:15
They’re just trying to bait us so we’re into it hook line and sinker.
Hammersteyn
October 2, 2014 at 16:16
I “reely” can’t believe I fell for it.
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 2, 2014 at 16:21
I guess they figured we cod always make this crap up on the fly
JJ of Meridian
October 2, 2014 at 16:22
*fish bait hook shark whale beach pun*
(sorry, I’ve got nothing)
Hammersteyn
October 2, 2014 at 16:22
Let minnow when you do.
Admiral Chief 0
October 2, 2014 at 16:25
Stop floundering around
JJ of Meridian
October 2, 2014 at 16:33
We need to scale back on these puns
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 2, 2014 at 16:26
I trout many people cod come up with many fish or fishing puns
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 2, 2014 at 16:21
I like tattoos, but on the back of the hand too? Just doesn’t look right.
Hammersteyn
October 2, 2014 at 16:22
And Cape Coast in a arch over her belly, what if she moves to JHB
HvR
October 2, 2014 at 16:31
Add “To J’Burg” below the naval?
JJ of Meridian
October 2, 2014 at 16:33
Why would you ever want to move there? 😛
HvR
October 2, 2014 at 16:34
Because the people of Cape Town chased you away for tattooing Cape Coast over your belly.
JJ of Meridian
October 2, 2014 at 16:35
Sounds about right.
Hammersteyn
October 2, 2014 at 16:34
Just an example
JJ of Meridian
October 2, 2014 at 16:35
YOU’RE an example! 😉
Hammersteyn
October 3, 2014 at 07:55
I sure am.
HvR
October 2, 2014 at 16:38
Worst tattoo I’ve seen was on some stupid reality show about correcting idiotic tattoos. Guy had a big 6″ dagga zol tattooed on his forearm; after it settled it was a 6″ turd.
JJ of Meridian
October 2, 2014 at 16:42
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/sJjSVhaEpDIq9SdVRwZRgVODMpCBY39qxkEhJJnks4KEET_BuygoKTUSoW-D3VXD_ptePsmSzhDNPR1EUjCeTdc8M1F6xRgccs-2o3Fluc0F2xScmKfJSgPKCg
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 2, 2014 at 16:56
Is it just me or does the tattoo look a little like Lara Croft from Tomb Raider 2?
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 2, 2014 at 19:48
I asked a guy I used to work with why he had a tap tattooed on his forearm, told me that 30 years ago it was Donald Duck.
Hammersteyn
October 3, 2014 at 07:55
That’s ironic, because he ended up with a tattoo of himself on his arm
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 2, 2014 at 16:23
Come on Disqus! I’d like to see my notifications sometime TODAY!
Hammersteyn
October 2, 2014 at 16:25
Strange, mine works peachy.
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 2, 2014 at 16:31
I think it was just having a “moment”, it’s fine again.
JJ of Meridian
October 2, 2014 at 16:36
Why is it 18 September? Did I miss the magic school bus again?
HvR
October 2, 2014 at 16:39
Guy naming Microsoft products started working for Lagz.
JJ of Meridian
October 2, 2014 at 16:47
lol
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 2, 2014 at 16:57
And they can’t even edit it atm… XD
hairyknees
October 2, 2014 at 21:47
Oh ffs xD I don’t know how I let that happen!
Admiral Chief 0
October 2, 2014 at 21:49
TO THE CORNER!!!!
Hammersteyn
October 3, 2014 at 07:36
Well spotted, my eyes were stuck to the girl who was attacked by tattoo artists
Umar
October 2, 2014 at 19:34
What FF game comes to vita?