In Other News – 18 September 2014

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Adelene Morais

It’s quite obvious that my Lazygamer rain dance from last week didn’t work. I think if I had just grabbed some more cabbage from Sandy, it would have totally happened! Until then, I’ll be equipping night vision goggles to see through the dust storm that is Jozi at the moment. When did this place become such a desert anyway?

In Other News: Gran Turismo gets a track, another Final Fantasy lands on the Vita, The Metal Gear Solid candy gets eaten, and Monster Hunter looks so good on the new 3DS.

Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy managing the swimming pool crisis of 2014.

News

Gran Turismo 6 gets its first original track in 1.12 update
Upcoming Historical Phoenix Wright Gets A TGS Trailer
Dungeon-Dwelling Colossi Star in This Deep Down Trailer
A Toy Story-Like Survival Game Where You’re a Keychain Ninja
PES 2015 demo goes live, but not in Europe
Final Fantasy Agito announced for Vita in Japan

Stuff

The Metal Gear Solid cardboard box candy at TGS
Would You Like To Experience Three Minutes Of Torment?
20 years, 20 questionable game ratings: A timeline of ESRB oddities
Guy 3D Prints Actual Working Flight Computer for Kerbal Space Program

Videos

This Monster Hunter 4G Footage on the New 3DS is Pretty Great

Dota 2 WTF Moments 66

Minecraft on the PS Vita Seems Like… Well… Minecraft

What’s on at The Movies

Double Roberts in this trailer for the JUDGE
In Soviet Union, this RED ARMY trailer play for you!
DOCTOR STRANGE Set for July 8, 2016
Oh hell (yeah)! Fox adapting DC Comics’ LUCIFER for TV
King Kong prequel SKULL ISLAND grabs Tom Hiddleston and a director

Model: Adelene Morais

Last Updated: September 18, 2014

Matthew Figueira

Defence of the Ancients? More like Defence of the cabbages! Have you seen my head? I look like a Merino Sheep on pole. NO SHANGE only SHAPPIES! :D

  • Hammersteyn

    Cheeky

    • Admiral Chief Assassin

      Dat ass translates into DAAI POEPSAK

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    Your dance did work, it’s been raining in CT for the last day or so.

    • WarframedSquirrel

      You got rain and we got freaking dust and crazy heat… so unfair.

      I think they need to change their dance… reverse it or something.

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    Poor form, do you even lift bro? Erm.. broette? What’s a female bro called?

    • Admiral Chief Assassin

      Brodette?

    • Anon A Mouse

      broette

      The female equivalent of a bro

      According to the dictionary of dictionaries Urban Dictionary.

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        On the one hand I’m pleased I guessed right, on the other I’m sad that I guessed something right that’s really stupid.

    • Hammersteyn

      Darryn

      • Anon A Mouse

        Darryn is a Broho ;-P

  • Wraith

    Misread as “MooiAss”.

    • WarframedSquirrel

      That’s not what it says? O_O

  • Admiral Chief Assassin

    You know what I would like for IONs, nude models. Nude in the sense of no make-up.

    • WarframedSquirrel

      If she’s pretty without make-up… then she’s actually really hawt.

      • Admiral Chief Assassin

        Exactly. And this is in no way aimed at today’s one, I’m just throwing the idea out there

    • Sageville

      YaAAAAYYYY! …..wait…. nvm

  • TGS Babay (Umar)
  • Sageville

    Wimmins always seem to be caught on camera looking over their shoulders….

  • Lardus-Resident Perve

    After spending a week in Wellington New Zealand, I really appreciate the local talent we have here!

    • Hammersteyn

      And our weather, beer, food, etc.

      • Lardus-Resident Perve

        I hate beer, but theirs is even worse. Their Burger King sucks but Subway is great. I liked their weather, mostly because I prefer temperatures below 24!

  • Anon A Mouse

    Not safe for childhood memories:

    • Hammersteyn

      Right in me childhood

    • Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora

      WHY???????????

  • Jedi Consular Kromas

    ION: Special Pizza Hut Edtion

    My tears of joy is making it taste even better.

    #20yearcraving #satiated

  • Andre116

    Squats ladies!

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