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In Other News – 21 November 2013 Homegrown Hottie Edition

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It’s time for another edition of Darryn Instructables! Today, how to change a tyre. First, get your spare tyre, wheeljack and other tools out the boot. Second, move the car onto the jack, and lift it to a position that is safe and high enough. Third, stop thinking about all those dead bodies you had to hide under during the war. Oh lord, the smell, and those dead eyes watching me, all the time. Five, put flat tyre in boot and drive off.

In Other News: Watch funny cats on your Xbox One, pre-emptive patch a console, hunt some Thanksgiving in Borderlands 2 and what to expect in 2014 from Starcraft 2.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy whipping the llama’s ass.

News

Xbox One store Ryse and Killer Instinct digital editions priced
Xbox One system update released early as a precaution
EA sued over NCAA over player likeness settlement
New Borderlands 2 headhunter DLC confirmed
Bombernauts is a lovely mixture of Bomberman and Smash Bros
Call of Duty: Ghosts clan wars metagame starts Monday
Starcraft II world championship series plans out 2014
Youtube App arrives in time for Xbox One Launch

Stuff

Unboxing a white Xbox One makes me jealous
Crusader Kings II – Wilful Obscurantism as a design ethos
Please don’t send us your insect-infested PS4s
20 awesome new features that next-gen consoles won’t have

Videos

Rocksmith 2014 – Green Day DLC trailer
Dead Rising 3 – Launch trailer
Marvel Heroes – Loki trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Top List Thursdays – Top 5 car chase scenes
David Goyer has pitched a Sandman movie to Warner Bros
Mad Max: Fury Road takes on the Avengers in 2015
X-Men Days of Future Past may be one of the most expensive superhero movies ever made
The new trailer for The Muppets: Most Wanted has hit the road
Forrest Whitaker and Anthony Mackie are looking for Repentance in this trailer
Arnold Schawrzenegger talks Sabotage, plus first images from this David Ayer directed action thriller

Model: Kylene Weyers

Last Updated: November 21, 2013

126 Comments

  1. Bombernauts?
    Cool

    Reply

  2. TiMsTeR1033

    November 21, 2013 at 16:01

    Not the best ION but not too shabby!

    Reply

    • CaptainNemo42

      November 21, 2013 at 16:14

      I just think the photos are kak. I think she can be a very pretty local lass.

      Reply

      • Lardus-Resident Perve

        November 21, 2013 at 16:19

        Looks more like a “buy these clothes” shoot than an “look at this hottie” shoot 🙁

        Reply

        • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

          November 21, 2013 at 16:20

          Perceptive. Very perceptive.

          Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        November 21, 2013 at 19:28

        There is one nice one where her hair isnt all over her face

        Reply

        • Skyblue

          November 21, 2013 at 23:07

          Nice eyes in that photo, no really.

          Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      November 21, 2013 at 19:28

      Her eyes are stunning! She can see your soul!

      Reply

      • Skyblue

        November 21, 2013 at 23:07

        Lol, just read this after my previous response, right you are sir.

        Reply

  3. TiMsTeR1033

    November 21, 2013 at 16:01

    SQUIRREL!! where be yee?

    Reply

    • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

      November 21, 2013 at 16:06

      by yee yodle shee.

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        November 21, 2013 at 16:11

        I wanna show the squirrel something!

        Reply

        • RyseandRepeat

          November 21, 2013 at 16:12

          0-O

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:13

            Dont judge me!

          • RyseandRepeat

            November 21, 2013 at 16:16

            I will, you didn’t comment on my article!

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 21, 2013 at 16:16

            Dude! I missed your article?

          • RyseandRepeat

            November 21, 2013 at 16:20

            You bastard! All the flowers I thought we had something there! Yeah, it’s the article on the Indie Movie Us and the Gaming Industry

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 21, 2013 at 16:21

            *goes in search for article to leave a random comment*

          • RyseandRepeat

            November 21, 2013 at 16:23

            Lol. Two actually. The other one was the Top 5 Thursday thing in the movie section.

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 21, 2013 at 16:24

            I’m supposed to do one on Planetary Annihilation but the early access is so buggy that I haven’t really played it much because it keeps crashing.

          • Captain GUZ

            November 21, 2013 at 16:20

            Was very good

          • RyseandRepeat

            November 21, 2013 at 16:23

            Thanks man 🙂

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:22

            dude I did! I said NICE ARTICLE NICK!

          • RyseandRepeat

            November 21, 2013 at 16:23

            HAHA! Not that one, the movie one! Tehehehe

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 21, 2013 at 16:25

            Now this just struck me. If we all have these handles, like how Rince is Nick (or the other way around). Then there’s a very large possibility that you really are Tanya, and not Tim.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:26

            Dont test me MR EYELINER… I could photoshop you so bad, it will spread like wildfire over the interwebs..

          • ToshZA

            November 21, 2013 at 16:26

            Like your mom did? *RUNS*

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:27

            She did?

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 21, 2013 at 16:28

            Oh snap

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:28

            is the sound of your manhood breaking…

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 21, 2013 at 16:30

            Oh please. If my manhood broke it would sound like a tree falling.

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 21, 2013 at 16:29

            It’s Professor Eyeliner, bitch.
            Also, you wouldn’t dare.
            Also, I’d never turn on my brother in arms, so do not fret. (unless maybe if commanded telepathically by Master Rince or the Emperor, or the Admiral.)

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:30

            I would never insult you dude, you my brother from a distant mother!

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 21, 2013 at 16:31

            We’ve come a long way dude. We’ve passed the test, you and I.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:33

            indeed! One day I shall have a beer with you!

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 21, 2013 at 16:33

            Indeed we shall.

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            November 21, 2013 at 16:37

            Aww look, JJ and Tanya are going on a date 😛

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 21, 2013 at 16:38

            Hey! (I really have nothing to intimidate you with, you’ve shown me some pretty messed up stuff).

          • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

            November 21, 2013 at 16:41

            Bwahahahaha

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:44

            You just jealous!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            November 21, 2013 at 16:32

            Brother in arms: is that a pseudonym for holding hands?

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 21, 2013 at 16:33

            Hey! What’s this now? I come on here for the first time today after working like a slave and I get this kind of treatment??
            It’s good to be back 🙂

          • Captain GUZ

            November 21, 2013 at 16:42

            Avo always find a way to make things weird ;p

          • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

            November 21, 2013 at 16:43

            It’s a strange, but very useful talent

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            November 21, 2013 at 16:51

            Well, I keep things interesting :D…

          • Captain GUZ

            November 21, 2013 at 16:52

            You should come with a warning label…or your posts at least. 🙂

          • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

            November 21, 2013 at 16:28

            Lmao! He’s got a point there Timya

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:31

            Maybe its my alter ego! Tanya can be a boys name in Russia….*hopes*

          • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

            November 21, 2013 at 16:34

            Nope, it actually originated from Russia as a girl’s name 😛

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:34

            *dies inside*

          • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

            November 21, 2013 at 16:39

            Keep hoping dude…. hehehehehe

          • Captain GUZ

            November 21, 2013 at 16:29

            Could just be one of those split personality things?

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 21, 2013 at 16:15

            I don’t think squirrel has a choice

        • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

          November 21, 2013 at 16:15

          As long as it not nuts…

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:15

            hahah nah that will be tomorrow!

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 21, 2013 at 16:16

            Haha. Oh. Wait, what??

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            November 21, 2013 at 16:17

            I’m sure he’s only wearing the trenchcoat because it’s cold.

    • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

      November 21, 2013 at 16:13

      I’m here!

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        November 21, 2013 at 16:13

        Took your time! I thought you critters were fast!

        Reply

        • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

          November 21, 2013 at 16:13

          Got distracted… ADHD man… can’t help… oooo purty butterfly!!!

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:14

            ARE YOU READY?

          • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

            November 21, 2013 at 16:30

            Nah, I’m not Indian bru

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:32

            You from da Souf!

          • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

            November 21, 2013 at 16:34

            Not anymore… I’m from da Norf now!!!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:43

            Can take the boy out the south but not the south out the boy! hahahaha YEEHAAW BILLY BOB!

          • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

            November 21, 2013 at 16:43

            I may have to kill you for that comment

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:44

            but but I made da Swuirrel!

  4. ProtestTheMossel

    November 21, 2013 at 16:04

    Wipping the llama’s ass? Is that reference to Winamp kicking the bucket?

    Reply

    • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

      November 21, 2013 at 16:07

      It’s sad, but it was inevitable.

      Reply

    • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

      November 21, 2013 at 17:03

      Well I would hope so, or else Darryn has some explaining to do…

      Reply

  5. Alien Emperor Trevor

    November 21, 2013 at 16:05

    You might want to loosen the wheel nuts a bit before lifting the car…

    Reply

    • Anon A Mouse

      November 21, 2013 at 16:14

      I think his Google search took him to the wrong site.

      Reply

      • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

        November 21, 2013 at 16:17

        It happens…

        Reply

      • Captain GUZ

        November 21, 2013 at 16:17

        Google search how to change a tire, what has the world come to?
        What happens if he has no cell reception ?

        Reply

    • Weanerdog

      November 21, 2013 at 16:30

      Why would you tell him that, that is, along with watching people try to loosen the nut the wrong way, one of the funny things you can watch.

      Reply

  6. John's (JJ's) Annihilation

    November 21, 2013 at 16:06

    Where exactly do they grow these?

    Reply

    • ProtestTheMossel

      November 22, 2013 at 07:39

      Stellenbosch. Just take a walk on campus during summer. If you can make it from one side to the other without nursing a semi your will is strong.

      Reply

      • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

        November 22, 2013 at 07:54

        Lived there most my life, I get you.

        Reply

  7. TiMsTeR1033

    November 21, 2013 at 16:10

    SQUIRREL!!

    Reply

    • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

      November 21, 2013 at 16:10

      Acknowledge me!

      Reply

      • RyseandRepeat

        November 21, 2013 at 16:12

        Who are you!? And why is Tim going crazy for Squirrel? 0-O

        Reply

        • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

          November 21, 2013 at 16:13

          Work’s been way too busy this week. FML
          That’s what Tim calls “it”

          Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        November 21, 2013 at 16:12

        He’s calling a squirrel, not a raccoon. *run*

        Reply

        • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

          November 21, 2013 at 16:13

          Hey! I’m a PROUD raccoon!

          Reply

    • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

      November 21, 2013 at 16:16

      Yethhhhhh?

      Reply

  8. TiMsTeR1033

    November 21, 2013 at 16:16

    THE TIME YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!! I GIVE YOU THE NEW AND IMPROVED!

    Reply

    • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

      November 21, 2013 at 16:17

      Sweeeeeet

      Reply

      • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

        November 21, 2013 at 16:17

        I knew it!!!! You sith scum!

        Reply

      • Kensei Seraph

        November 21, 2013 at 16:18

        Duuuude

        Reply

        • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

          November 21, 2013 at 16:19

          Sweeeeeet!

          Reply

          • Kensei Seraph

            November 21, 2013 at 16:19

            Duuuuude!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:19

            Your welcome buddy!

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 21, 2013 at 16:20

            He has a welcome buddy??? What is THAT?

          • ToshZA

            November 21, 2013 at 16:21

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 21, 2013 at 16:23

            Oh dear

          • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

            November 21, 2013 at 16:23

            DJ OOmpa Luuumpa? hehe

          • Skyblue

            November 21, 2013 at 16:25

            lol!

          • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

            November 21, 2013 at 16:22

            It’s epic man!!!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:23

            I had some time at work lol

    • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

      November 21, 2013 at 16:17

      The black fur works. Also. Cool.

      Reply

    • ToshZA

      November 21, 2013 at 16:17

      BEVEL. MY EYES. THEY BLEED. TOO MUCH BEVEL.

      Otherwise, awesome!

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        November 21, 2013 at 16:18

        I wasn’t sure about the effect. lol

        Reply

        • ToshZA

          November 21, 2013 at 16:20

          Rule of thumb: when in doubt, just remove the effect. Works for me every time.

          But man, other than the text, that pic is awesome. Big thumbs up.

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:20

            Thanks man!

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 21, 2013 at 16:21

            Respect yo

      • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

        November 21, 2013 at 16:38

        Looks good to me… looks like the writing is kinda scratched into the pic 😛

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          November 21, 2013 at 16:45

          You know its for your avatar right? 2 down how many more to go! John and you have been customised by Tim!

          Reply

          • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

            November 21, 2013 at 16:49

            It’s my avatar already 😛

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:53

            Perhaps would look better if focused on on squirrel more lol

          • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

            November 21, 2013 at 16:54

            will see what I can do 😛

          • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

            November 21, 2013 at 16:56

            How’s that?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:57

            can zoom out a little lol. Your choice other wise I can send you pic without writing if gets in the way

          • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

            November 21, 2013 at 16:58

            And now?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 16:59

            Eish Do what you will dude… you testing me..

          • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

            November 21, 2013 at 16:59

            lol I know I am

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 21, 2013 at 17:00

            Have a good one man!

          • Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith

            November 21, 2013 at 17:00

            you too dude!

    • Kensei Seraph

      November 21, 2013 at 16:18

      That looks amazing.

      Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      November 21, 2013 at 16:20

      Wow that’s a cool one.

      Reply

    • Captain GUZ

      November 21, 2013 at 16:26

      Wow nice, good thing he doesn’t sparkle *runs

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      November 21, 2013 at 19:29

      NICE!

      Reply

  9. bartleby451

    November 21, 2013 at 16:43

    Have to say, she really is incredible.

    Reply

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