I’ll never forget the first time I laid eyes on a Tamagotchi. Oddly enough, I even remember what year it was –1997. I was in grade 4 at the time, 7-8 years old, and all sorts of jealous when two people in my grade were the life of the class with their virtual pet on a keychain. Like any school craze though, it was only a matter of days before everybody else had one. After much pleading with my parents, I finally got my own. It was a little dinosaur version, and I loved it very much…
For a month or two at least anyway, before moving on to the next best thing. Was it YoYos? Marbles? I can’t remember. All I know is that being a kid was a much simpler time, where even a boring digital pet could keep me enthralled for hours on end.
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Model: Tamagotchi
Last Updated: June 25, 2015
VampyreSquirrel
June 25, 2015 at 16:08
I found my Tamagotchi about 5 years ago and the damn thing still worked… so I gave it to my niece.
Ottokie
June 25, 2015 at 16:22
Mine is safely tucked away in my gaming display case…dead of course (the virtual pet that is)
Lord Chaos
June 25, 2015 at 16:09
ARK offering $100 for people to help test early access?
*Ponders tempting/tricking WB to do the same
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 25, 2015 at 16:11
I never had one of those tamawhatwhats, too busy playing with my plastic army toys outside
Lord Chaos
June 25, 2015 at 16:12
Weren’t you at least 15 in 1997?
Trevor Matrix
June 25, 2015 at 16:13
And your point is?? Or where you one of those that smoked 30 a day and drank one bottle gin a day?
Hammersteyn
June 25, 2015 at 16:17
I bet he still is.
Trevor Matrix
June 25, 2015 at 16:18
LoL. It is called The Sims!
Lord Chaos
June 25, 2015 at 16:17
That a 15 year old should not be playing with a tamawhatsit.
Lord Chaos
June 25, 2015 at 16:19
In ’97 I was 11
Trevor Matrix
June 25, 2015 at 16:19
Fuck boet. You should call me Oom Trevor then!
Lord Chaos
June 25, 2015 at 16:20
Net as jy met my tannie slaap. 😛
Trevor Matrix
June 25, 2015 at 16:20
Why? Is she available?
Lord Chaos
June 25, 2015 at 16:23
Would not know. Apparently I’m the black sheep.
Hammersteyn
June 25, 2015 at 16:21
Now I feel like…
http://media.giphy.com/media/IvcwXzJ1HiTTi/giphy.gif
Lord Chaos
June 25, 2015 at 16:25
So you’re saying you think of me as the Ark of the Covenant?
Hammersteyn
June 25, 2015 at 16:29
I’m saying I’m as old as the Ark
Trevor Matrix
June 25, 2015 at 16:19
He did not! Failed Grade 1 reading I see…
Lord Chaos
June 25, 2015 at 16:19
The point being I’m proud he never did.
Trevor Matrix
June 25, 2015 at 16:20
Oh fuck me. I do apologize. Sincerely!
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 25, 2015 at 16:13
AW JIS! Those were the bestest. I even played outside, building army bases & stuff – then blowing everything up with firecrackers.
Trevor Matrix
June 25, 2015 at 16:13
Best was if the the set came with one of those cannon thingys! Boom!
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 25, 2015 at 16:14
I used to place them across the garden, then punt them with rocks and mud to “kill” them
And Lego, plenty plenty Lego
HvR
June 25, 2015 at 16:53
Bought the Jurrasic World T-Rex set this past weekend……for my son.
HvR
June 25, 2015 at 16:52
Guess that was before 1996 when firecracker burnt your finger a bit which was cured by a bit of licking and 30 seconds under the tap cured it. After 1996 red and green “tum-tuhms” started blowing limbs clean off and needed regulation and became illegal to use within city limits.
Hammersteyn
June 25, 2015 at 16:15
And firecrackers
Trevor Matrix
June 25, 2015 at 16:12
And now I know why I got Mortal Kombat X… http://s1.dmcdn.net/JYGeF/1280×720-R5J.jpg
Hammersteyn
June 25, 2015 at 16:15
For the DLC?
Trevor Matrix
June 25, 2015 at 16:17
Yup. I know. Wait for the GOTY. Forgot about that when I ordered it today. Still, big enough Jason fan to pay to pit him against Scorpion and co.
Hammersteyn
June 25, 2015 at 16:17
LOL I see now, after I refreshed.
Trevor Matrix
June 25, 2015 at 16:18
And apparently the Predator is also incoming… So I kinda creamed my undies…
Lord Chaos
June 25, 2015 at 16:29
Glad I waited for the komplete of 9. Fun playing as Freddie.
Hammersteyn
June 25, 2015 at 16:17
LOL that Final Fantasy VII Remake Reactions, thing is, most of those people that played it on PS1 are almost 20 years older now.
Jonah Cash
June 25, 2015 at 16:18
I had exactly that pink one!! A guy in Zimbabwe stole it while on a holiday there! What grown man steals a Tamagotchi???
Hammersteyn
June 25, 2015 at 16:20
Terrorists?
Trevor Matrix
June 25, 2015 at 16:22
They stole his “pink” Tamagotchi so he can keep his manliness and maybe have sex one day. They did him a favor.
Jonah Cash
June 25, 2015 at 16:56
More likely a freakin land grab activist! He wanted to get a head start to trying to keep animals alive!!
Hammersteyn
June 25, 2015 at 17:19
hahahaha
The Sten
June 25, 2015 at 16:24
37 days……..i kept it alive 37 days before that ungrateful bastard buggered off to space.
Jac7
June 25, 2015 at 16:24
I feel I cannot call myself a real gamer after seeing some of those (sobbing) reactions. *Sigh* Time to smash my Playstation.
Hammersteyn
June 25, 2015 at 16:28
Well 20 years from now, when they remake it again you will know the feeling 😀
Ottokie
June 25, 2015 at 16:29
O my glob! FF7 remake remake confirmed!!! 2035 is gonna be epic!
Hammersteyn
June 25, 2015 at 16:30
You read it here first XD
CONFIRMED
Jac7
June 25, 2015 at 16:33
How they reacted during that announcement was pretty much how I reacted through the entire Jurassic World movie.
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