In Other News – 26 September 2014

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Tarryn-Mennin

Breadmakers are a cowardly and superstitious lot. But I remember that night all too well, when my folks were taken from me. Drowning in a sea of wheat and glutens, choking on the vile three-day old croissants of crime. On that day, the boy known as Darryn died. On that night, the scourge of breadwinners was born. When bakers breathe easier with the rising of the sun, that is my doing. When a wheat farmer thinks twice about harvesting, that is my work. For the world will come to fear…The Bant-Man!

In Other News: Fight a bungie dev or two this weekend, OlliOlli ramps in for a sequel, buy a life-sized Pikachu and no Bad Blood for the Wii U.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because I was too busy cleaning bloody bread out of the Bant-Mobile grill.

News

Fight Bungie devs online today to get a cool emblem
The Crew closed beta dated for PS4 and Xbox One
ARMA 3 helicopters to be made available in November
No Watch Dogs Bad Blood DLC for Wii U
We’re getting Castlevania:Circle Of The Moon on Wii U in October
Kiss lip lawsuit agaisnt Activision goodbye
Indie developer is aiming to create a successor to Wipeout
OlliOlli 2 ramps up for PS4 and Vita release in 2015

Stuff

A life-sized Pikachu plush toy is going on sale
Amplitude’s rules for Early Access development
Sega, please release this game

Videos

Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and punishments – Launch trailer
Alien Isolation – Misdirection trailer
Persona 4 Arena Ultimax – Kanji trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Y The Last Man is dead again
This new trailer for Big Hero 6 is on top of the world
Vince Vaughn confirmed for next season of True Detective
Movies out today – Young adult action and gritty revenge
We Review The Maze Runner – Thrilling and intense YA sci-fi action
Do you know what this new trailer for Jupiter Ascending will do to people?

Model: Taryn Mennin

Last Updated: September 26, 2014

Darryn Bonthuys

Something wrong gentlemen? You come here prepared to read the words of a madman, and instead found a lunatic obsessed with comics, Batman and Raul Julia’s M Bison performance in the 1994 Street Fighter movie? Fine! Keep your bio! In fact, now might be a good time to pray to it!

  • Jac7

    Hard to believe she’s the little zealot methhead from Orange is the New Black. Jamzor!

  • ReaperOfSquirrels

    *Manning

  • Hammersteyn

    Kitteh

  • aj_nator

    So I was on YouTube and saw a Destiny ad quoting Lazygamer. Congrats guys!

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    What about Bant-Man’s young sidekick, Pro-teen?

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