Do you want a proper introduction? Well, you’re not getting one! I’m already late for lunch dammit, and I really don’t want to keep Sandy and a fellow Wookiee friend waiting any longer than they need to. Ok bye, I’m off to stuff my face with delicious Portuguese food!
In Other News: Nintendo goes mobile, Titanfall goes mobile too, Overwatch has some cool easter eggs, and some claptrap swimwear for those days at the beach.
Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy salivating at the thought of a really delicious lunch. Well, maybe that’s just me…
News
Nintendo’s First Mobile Game Is Called Miitomo, Out In 2016
Titanfall goes mobile: Respawn and Nexon team up for iOS and Android spin-offs
Orks Invade Battlefleet Gothic: Armada In New Screenshots
Nintendo notes that amiibo sales aren’t stopping, Animal Crossing Cards are selling gangbusters
Anno 2205’s modular buildings detailed
Stuff
Overwatch Has Some Cool Easter Eggs
League of Legends’ Kindred sports a killer kit and beautiful design
Video game archivists celebrate new victory in preservation of abandoned games
This Strange Borderlands Claptrap Bathing Suit Will Only Set You Back $125
The Divinity: Original Sin Enhanced Edition EULA contains a surprise
Videos
Twenty Years Of Resident Evil Zombies In One Video
Game Theory: EXPOSING the Real Gangs of Assassin’s Creed Syndicate
Dota 2 Fails of the Week – Ep. 140
What’s on @ The Movies
JJ Abrams: “No accident” that Luke Skywalker is missing from STAR WARS marketing
Sam Raimi talks ASH VS EVIL DEAD; series renewed for second season!
Everyone wants a piece of us in this trailer for DON VERDEAN
This latest trailer for THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY – PART 2 only has one shot!
Spoiler warning! THE WALKING DEAD’s showrunner addresses this week’s shocking episode!
Model: Thief
Last Updated: October 29, 2015
Trevor Matrix
October 29, 2015 at 16:11
My love life went mobile too…
Brady miaau
October 29, 2015 at 16:16
Cool. Um. What does that mean?
I realise this is one of those things I may regret asking, in a big way.
Trevor Matrix
October 29, 2015 at 16:18
Means she upped and left me… Would YOU dump one as sensitive, handsome and all around nice like me? WOULD YOU??
Brady miaau
October 29, 2015 at 16:20
Ouch, sorry man. That always sucks, no matter the reasons or the persons.
Good luck man.
P.S. I do not think I have ever dumped a GF, ever. Perhaps I sort of ignored them, but that was before we got to GF stage.
Trevor Matrix
October 29, 2015 at 16:23
I’m just yanking your chain. I wanted to go with something vile, but my courage failed me.Nice to know people still care for one another though.
Last time I dumped a girl she threatened to kill me. So I just move to another city now. In the middle of the night.
Brady miaau
October 29, 2015 at 16:31
Yanking my chain? Yeah, did that to the wife the other day. Took two days before I could walk again, thanks for the memory.
All I remember is chair parts flying past me at high speed and this massive pain from lower back to back of knees.
Seems that the sense of humour fails when in the shower and the chain is yanked about 4 or 5 times, accompanied by some stifled laughter.
I do not get the joke.
Sigh. I have a had a terrible day, started with me gaining either respect or fear of most of the office. Not sure which, they can look the same.
Captain JJ the Goo
October 29, 2015 at 16:37
I wouldn’t.
HvR
October 29, 2015 at 16:25
….as in she runs away when the po-po comes down the street?
HairyEwok
October 29, 2015 at 16:22
Woman don’t need the ClapTrap bathing suit, their annoying enough without it XD
Brady miaau
October 29, 2015 at 16:22
What? I do not understand
HairyEwok
October 29, 2015 at 16:23
There’s a bathing suit you can buy for your significant other that is claptrap for $125
Brady miaau
October 29, 2015 at 16:25
claptrap indeed, at that price.
Crud. Um why would you want to wear that as a bathing suit?
HairyEwok
October 29, 2015 at 16:26
It’s for people who aren’t annoying enough but want to be annoying.
Captain JJ the Goo
October 29, 2015 at 16:38
ClapTrap is the JarJar of Borderlands.
Only not as terrible.
Brady miaau
October 29, 2015 at 16:41
BUT if the woman is about as wide as tall, and height is around 4 foot, what then? Is that then an opportunity missed?
Captain JJ the Goo
October 29, 2015 at 16:36
New Thief was super-meh
Ottokie
October 29, 2015 at 16:38
http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.15395979.0305/fc,550×550,silver.u1.jpg
Captain JJ the Goo
October 29, 2015 at 16:39
You have perfectly captured how I feel right now.
Brady miaau
October 29, 2015 at 16:40
yes.
Sigh. I have a had a terrible day, started with me gaining either respect or fear of most of the office. Not sure which, they can look the same.
Captain JJ the Goo
October 29, 2015 at 16:46
Yes, they can.
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
October 30, 2015 at 07:11
How is the head today?
Ottokie
October 30, 2015 at 08:14
Still in limbo….
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
October 30, 2015 at 08:20
Haha, ek het gewonder hoe die babbie gaan wees vandag
Ottokie
October 30, 2015 at 08:23
Laaste ding wat ek onthou was jy kort MR4 vir die bow en die res is blank.
So die naweek se mssion is rank leveling vir jou xD
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
October 30, 2015 at 09:22
Janee het gou weer die MK1 Braton gelevel gisteraand, gaan maar level dat ek poep
Ottokie
October 30, 2015 at 09:24
En ‘n nuwe frame begin craft, so soek maar deer watse een fun lyk, dan gan farm ons die ding.
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
October 30, 2015 at 10:14
Ek wil die Volt try
Ottokie
October 30, 2015 at 10:27
Kort daai frame ook nog, so dis ‘n good choice 😛