In Other News –29 October 2015

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Thief

Do you want a proper introduction? Well, you’re not getting one! I’m already late for lunch dammit, and I really don’t want to keep Sandy and a fellow Wookiee friend waiting any longer than they need to. Ok bye, I’m off to stuff my face with delicious Portuguese food!

In Other News: Nintendo goes mobile, Titanfall goes mobile too, Overwatch has some cool easter eggs, and some claptrap swimwear for those days at the beach.

Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy salivating at the thought of a really delicious lunch. Well, maybe that’s just me…

News

Stuff

Videos

Twenty Years Of Resident Evil Zombies In One Video

Game Theory: EXPOSING the Real Gangs of Assassin’s Creed Syndicate

Dota 2 Fails of the Week – Ep. 140

What’s on @ The Movies

JJ Abrams: “No accident” that Luke Skywalker is missing from STAR WARS marketing
Sam Raimi talks ASH VS EVIL DEAD; series renewed for second season!
Everyone wants a piece of us in this trailer for DON VERDEAN
This latest trailer for THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY – PART 2 only has one shot!
Spoiler warning! THE WALKING DEAD’s showrunner addresses this week’s shocking episode!

Model: Thief

Last Updated: October 29, 2015

Matthew Figueira

Defence of the Ancients? More like Defence of the cabbages! Have you seen my head? I look like a Merino Sheep on pole. NO SHANGE only SHAPPIES! :D

  • Trevor Matrix

    My love life went mobile too…

    • Brady miaau

      Cool. Um. What does that mean?

      I realise this is one of those things I may regret asking, in a big way.

      • Trevor Matrix

        Means she upped and left me… Would YOU dump one as sensitive, handsome and all around nice like me? WOULD YOU??

        • Brady miaau

          Ouch, sorry man. That always sucks, no matter the reasons or the persons.

          Good luck man.

          P.S. I do not think I have ever dumped a GF, ever. Perhaps I sort of ignored them, but that was before we got to GF stage.

          • Trevor Matrix

            I’m just yanking your chain. I wanted to go with something vile, but my courage failed me.Nice to know people still care for one another though.

            Last time I dumped a girl she threatened to kill me. So I just move to another city now. In the middle of the night.

          • Brady miaau

            Yanking my chain? Yeah, did that to the wife the other day. Took two days before I could walk again, thanks for the memory.

            All I remember is chair parts flying past me at high speed and this massive pain from lower back to back of knees.

            Seems that the sense of humour fails when in the shower and the chain is yanked about 4 or 5 times, accompanied by some stifled laughter.

            I do not get the joke.

            Sigh. I have a had a terrible day, started with me gaining either respect or fear of most of the office. Not sure which, they can look the same.

        • Captain JJ the Goo

          I wouldn’t.

    • HvR

      ….as in she runs away when the po-po comes down the street?

  • HairyEwok

    Woman don’t need the ClapTrap bathing suit, their annoying enough without it XD

    • Brady miaau

      What? I do not understand

      • HairyEwok

        There’s a bathing suit you can buy for your significant other that is claptrap for $125

        • Brady miaau

          claptrap indeed, at that price.

          Crud. Um why would you want to wear that as a bathing suit?

          • HairyEwok

            It’s for people who aren’t annoying enough but want to be annoying.

    • Captain JJ the Goo

      ClapTrap is the JarJar of Borderlands.
      Only not as terrible.

    • Brady miaau

      BUT if the woman is about as wide as tall, and height is around 4 foot, what then? Is that then an opportunity missed?

  • Captain JJ the Goo

    New Thief was super-meh

    • Captain JJ the Goo

      You have perfectly captured how I feel right now.

      • Brady miaau

        yes.

        Sigh. I have a had a terrible day, started with me gaining either respect or fear of most of the office. Not sure which, they can look the same.

        • Captain JJ the Goo

          Yes, they can.

    • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

      How is the head today?

      • Still in limbo….

        • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

          Haha, ek het gewonder hoe die babbie gaan wees vandag

          • Laaste ding wat ek onthou was jy kort MR4 vir die bow en die res is blank.

            So die naweek se mssion is rank leveling vir jou xD

          • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

            Janee het gou weer die MK1 Braton gelevel gisteraand, gaan maar level dat ek poep

          • En ‘n nuwe frame begin craft, so soek maar deer watse een fun lyk, dan gan farm ons die ding.

          • Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja

            Ek wil die Volt try

          • Kort daai frame ook nog, so dis ‘n good choice 😛

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