In Other News – 9 October 2014

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OMG it’s rAge weekend! Geoff will be running the ship alone tomorrow (so be sure to give him lots of love) while we head off to The Dome for a showdown of Anchorman proportions with the other gaming media outlets. I’ve got my mace, face, and I’m ready for any kind of beatdown! Dammit Darryn, keep to formation. Sandy, you go first, I swear we’ve got your back. Zoe you just need to… wait, where is she? Is she STILL getting her hair done?

In Other News: Battleborn is kind of like Borderlands, Batman goes cheap, Xbox gets a Master Chief Collection, and Sid Meier talks for a very long time.

Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy guessing what colours Zoe added to her hair. Vomit yellow? Snot green? Guess we’ll only find out at rAge tomorrow!

News

Battleborn preview: a first-person MOBA with a side of Borderlands
Trials Fusion rides into the Abyss in new DLC
Be Even More Terrified in Alien: Isolation As Modders Unlock Virtual Reality Support
Batman, Mortal Kombat, and Dark Souls Discounted in Xbox One/360 Weekly Deals
Valiant Hearts’ Story Expands With Free Interactive Comic

Stuff

Super Smash Bros. hints that Mario’s extra lives are clones
Maybe you can get a white Xbox One with Master Chief Collection, too
Dote Night: Why Dota 2 Is Navy Blue
When Anime Faces and Reality Meet, Things Get Freaky

Videos

Listen To Sid Meier Talk For An Hour

Dota 2 Fails of the Week – Ep. 110

Digimon All Star Rumble Gameplay Trailer

What’s on at The Movies

It’s murder most foul in this new trailer and images for DOCTOR WHO’s Mummy on the Orient Express
Paul Feig officially confirmed to direct the GHOSTBUSTERS reboot
Top List Thursday – 10 Most Misleading Movie Titles
Every easter egg that you may have missed in the first episode of THE FLASH
First images and plot details revealed for TOMORROWLAND
There’s just dark, cold death in this trailer for BLACK SEA

Model: Jadie Hoon

Last Updated: October 9, 2014

Matthew Figueira

Defence of the Ancients? More like Defence of the cabbages! Have you seen my head? I look like a Merino Sheep on pole. NO SHANGE only SHAPPIES! :D

  • Alien Emperor Trevor
    • Captain JJ Underleyened

      Wow. Some good prices on some of those titles.
      R60 for Marvel Super Heroes on PC, R500 on the Xbone. Yikes.

  • Admiral Chief 0

    Sjoe, genugtig

    • Hammersteyn

      Only 19 years old?

      • Admiral Chief 0

        Janee, sy moet maar OOM sê

        • Admiral Chief 0

          …net nie “NEE OOM” nie

          • Hammersteyn

            hehe

          • Viking Of Divinity

            of “OOM WA MY KOENE” nie…

          • CAE9872

            LOL

      • Dutch Matrix

        19? OK. If she says so…

        • Hammersteyn

          My thoughts exactly

    • Skyblue

      Just that East Rand hair colouring…

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    I’m no good at lateral thinking. What is that tattoo supposed to be? It looks like deformed barbwire to me, but I’m guessing it’s not.

    • Admiral Chief 0

      It matters not

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        I’m no Jedi, can crave if I want to ;P

    • Cadis Etrama Di Umar

      Was trying to figure it out too

    • Mike

      It’s a cabbage head?

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        Finally a woman after Matty’s own heart.

        • Captain JJ Underleyened

          So you’re saying she had his head tattoo’d on herself?

    • Anon A Mouse

      It’s clearly an anchor, with an infinity symbol. She’s anchored to infinity and beyond. Very obvious don’t you think?

      • Hammersteyn

        Infinite number of sailors?

        • Anon A Mouse

          You may have a point there.

        • Anon A Mouse

          Or she was thinking about sailing the seven seas but thought there where eight?

          • Admiral Chief 0

            So if she is fond of seas, perhaps an Admiral is the best bet then

          • Anon A Mouse

            She said she liked it rough, and seas can be rough. Don’t know about Admirals though.

          • Captain JJ Underleyened

            What about Captains?

          • Hammersteyn

            You could be a pirate captain with the eye liner

          • Captain JJ Underleyened

            Who says that’s not exactly what I am?

          • Hammersteyn

            I’d buy that you’re a digital pitrate 😛

          • Captain JJ Underleyened

            No no no. I am proudly Steam(y).

          • Anon A Mouse

            I think she has her own eye-liner.

          • Captain JJ Underleyened

            Darn it.

          • Hammersteyn

            Yarrrrrrr aye!

      • Dutch Matrix

        So she wants to screw Buzz Lightyear?

        • Captain JJ Underleyened

          “Buzzzz”

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        It is now that I’ve gone to look at the other ones. I wasn’t going to sit at work tilting my head to look at it the right way hehe.

  • Cadis Etrama Di Umar

    Guys Guys!!!
    Bayonetta 2 demo is out for WiiU…Get dat shit

  • Lardus-Resident Perve

    Good ION. The Perve approves of her looks and some of her comments. See you suckers at Rage tomorrow! I’ll be there early in Wimpy 🙂

    • Captain JJ Underleyened

      Wish I could join. Damn it. Give Rince a smack for me. But make sure he doesn’t enjoy it.

      • Hammersteyn

        Why would he possibly enjoy a smack……….oh wait, he’s like that?

        • Captain JJ Underleyened

          Rather don’t question it.

  • Admiral Chief 0

    Oh crap, Rage is THIS weekend?
    Well that escalated quickly…

  • Kikmi

    “and Sid Meier talks for a very long time.”
    DEAD

    • hairyknees

      <3

  • Hammersteyn

    Digimon is still a thing???

  • Kikmi

    That digimon looks rad as fuck. What platforms is it coming to? Release date? #sozlazy

  • Spaffy

    Shit, I almost came all over the screen 0_0

    • oVg Definitive and Remastered

      at 60Faps per second

  • ReaperOfSquirrels

    RINCE IS IN JOBURG! RUN!

    • Anon A Mouse

      Now I know why they say Jhb is the world’s most unfriendly city. It lost it’s soul.

    • Captain JJ Underleyened

      I saw on twitter, then I promptly called a very formal meeting in Cape Town where everyone got drunk and rejoiced. I mean, mourned.

      • Viking Of Divinity

        That was one crazy part…daa I mean wake..

        • Captain JJ Underleyened

          Shhh

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        Wow – I should have scrolled down before saying the same thing 😀

    • Hammersteyn

      Red tide hits JHB?

      • HvR

        All of them will crawl out of the Vaal to die soulless on the banks of the Free State

      • Captain JJ Underleyened

        Red Rince Of Death?

        • HvR

          Red Death from Rince

          • Kensei Seraph – Staff

            So he’s bringing a Xbox 360 is he?

    • HvR

      HA HA HA HA, resistance is futile.

      • Anon A Mouse

        *Rincestance

    • oVg Definitive and Remastered

      representing the Cape Town peeps

      • ReaperOfSquirrels

        You chose HIM to represent the Cape Town peeps? ARE YOU CRAZY!?

        • oVg Definitive and Remastered

          Nobody else wanted to go to smelly Jozie. 😛
          Where the only mountain is a slag heap from a shut gold mine 😛

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          That’s what we told him. We’re all having a massive party now. Shhhh.

  • oVg Definitive and Remastered

    lol

    • Hammersteyn

      LOOOOOOL haven’t seen this episode yet.

    • Skyblue

      Brilliant

    • Kensei Seraph – Staff

      Blocked. 🙁

  • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

    Wait wait wait….. Geoff…. Doing the site alone? Tomorrow?

    ARRRRRR. I think it be time to have a second pirate day. ARRRRRRRRR

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      I think we should all cut him some slack & be helpful for a change.

      Like pointing out any typos, that kind of thing. *innocent whistle*

      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

        hehehehehe

    • Admiral Chief 0

      ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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