In Other News – June 02, 2011–Homegrown Hotties Edition

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GAAAAAAARGH! PANIC PANIC PANIC! It’s just hours before I’m supposed to be on a plane, sipping imaginary cocktails and pretending that the guy in the cramped, economy seat next to me doesn’t smell like tinned sardines. Why am I panicking? I’m obviously all packed and ready to go, I have all the documentation and gadgetry I’ll be needing, I’ve sorted out my forex and I’m just waiting to go to the airport, right? Wrong. I’ve only just picked up my air tickets, I have an empty suitcase and I can’t seem to find my underpants. why am I in these twin states of duress, and undress?

Our lovely header image girl, Nola Schreuder, courtesy of lwmag.co.za, of course! I’ve realised thought that I’d never have any sort of amorous  chance with the her in the bedroom though; she’s apparently afraid of needles.

Here’s the news we didn’t post because we OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOURD, IS THAT THE TIME? I HAVE TO PACK! PANICPANICPANIC!

News

Lulzsec to release the info they stole from Sony
Ninja Gaiden 3 screens
Ubisoft announces more Rocksmith tracks
Sony updates games to thwart pirates
Nintendo 3DS update detailed; coming June 6
No Shenmue 3 right now

Stuff

Massive Skyrim E3 ad
Zero Puntuation review L.A Noire
A game about…valet parking?
Activision thanks EA for building COD hype

Video

Duke Nukem Forever launch trailer
Catwoman playable in Arkham City
Saints Row 3 release date confirmed by new trailer

Last Updated: June 2, 2011

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I’m old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time – they were capable of being masterpieces. I’m here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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