In Other News–20 June, 2011

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Today is, I guess, what you’d call a slow news day. It’s also a slow Geoff day, and I’ll tell you why; I’m so ridiculously relaxed, I might as well be in a muscle-relaxant induced coma.

The reason? I spent the whole day Saturday at a health and relaxation spa. Obviously, the missus organised everything; it’s not something I’d have arranged because, well…I have a penis. But I’ve gotta tell you – two days later and I still feel like I’m floating on a cloud. It was a day punctuated by brisk full-body massages (Before you ask, no – none of them came with a happy ending), skin treatments, saunas, Jacuzzi sessions and more massages. Anyway, I went in feeling like a giant ball of stress – and left feeling like a whole new woman!

Here’s the news we didn’t posts because we’ve been ripping apart our pillows hoping to find header girl Elle Liberache.

News
Valve “really likes” Onlive
SEGA pledges Kinect support
Gearbox : Colonial Marines is the “movie everybody always wanted to see

Stuff
9 of the best RPG Battle Systems
Opinion: Duke will be back, and better
Identity and Originality in FPS
Cliffy B doesn’t want to be remembered only for Gears
The top 7 loading screens that don’t suck

Video

Binary Domain Story Trailer
The first 40 minutes of Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Metal Gear Solid Peacewalker HD footage

Header girl : Elle Liberache

Last Updated: June 20, 2011

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I’m old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time – they were capable of being masterpieces. I’m here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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