In Other News – 01 March 2016

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Cake

Marie Antoinette once famously (maybe) said “let them eat cake” when the peasants were revolting. And at the front door. And she may have had a point. Cake is magical, cake is life and cake makes everything better. The best thing about cake, is that it isn’t just for any one person. Want a chocolate cake? You’re sorted. Want a diabetic cake so that you don’t have a sugar-crash? DEAL. Hell, cakes are pretty much the only reason to even attend a wedding.

Want a cake baked by a bossy blowhard who has about as much Italian blood in him as Johnny Depp has Navajo DNA circulating through his circulatory system? We can do that. It’s also a great day for cake, as it happens to be Geoff’s birthday. For us, the day Geoff graced our offices with his presence this morning was one of the most important days of our lives. But for him, it was simply…Tuesday.

Geoff-Bison

In Other News: Street Fighter V almost looked realistic, watch humans be obliterated in Total Warhammer and aw yeah son Knights and Bikes is totally happening.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we expected to face a madman today and instead found a god.

News

Kingdom Come: Deliverance console versions may push PC release date – report
Rainbow Six Siege patch adds Kill Cam to Ranked, tweaks spawns and more
Destiny weekly reset for March 1 – Court of Oryx, Nightfall, Prison of Elders changes detailed
See humans obliterated in 12 minutes of Total War: Warhammer
Early Street Fighter V concept art looked like Tekken
ESL and Intel create AnyKey diversity program for eSports
Heck yes, Knights and Bikes is happening

Stuff

The Surge is an RPG taking a tough-as-nails approach to sci-fi
Famed manga artist’s seven rules for happiness
The practicality of video games outfits, reviewed by cosplayers
Face-Off: Heavy Rain on PS4

Videos

What’s on at The Movies

The official synopsis for POWER RANGERS reboot has been revealed
See Batman fight Superman in this new clip from BATMAN V SUPERMAN; plus new featurette and TV spots
Liev Schreiber might return as Sabretooth in WOLVERINE 3
Daisy Ridley confirms STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII timeline, talks about “cool” Luke Skywalker
THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR remake in development with Michael B. Jordan leading
MAKING A MURDERER filmmakers want to create a follow up series
This trailer for The Ring vs The Grudge is horrific
It could take two lifetimes in this trailer for THE MAN WHO KNEW INFINITY

Last Updated: March 1, 2016

Darryn Bonthuys

Something wrong gentlemen? You come here prepared to read the words of a madman, and instead found a lunatic obsessed with comics, Batman and Raul Julia’s M Bison performance in the 1994 Street Fighter movie? Fine! Keep your bio! In fact, now might be a good time to pray to it!

  • Commander Admiral Chief

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA BISON TIM

    BISONDERLIKE PHOTOSHOP!

    • Jan Prins

      Ek sien wat jy daar gedoen het! 5/5 vir jou!

      • Unavengedavo

        Bedoel jy nie “50 randjies vir jou” nie? O_o

  • Happy B day Geoff !

    • Commander Admiral Chief

      See you in the void Otto

      • I’ll be lucky if I get out this office before sunrise…

    • Hammersteyn

      Do you know who else has his birthday today?

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        JUSTIN!

        • Hammersteyn

          XD

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Jas Tim!

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    Happy birthday, G.Bison!

  • Hammersteyn

    Nice work Darryn! I heard Geoff got $1 000 000 Bison dollars from Gavin for his birthday

  • Hargrim

    Ahw, you made me a cake for my birthday? You shouldn’t have!

    • The cat of a evil mastermind bent on world domination that

      • Pariah

        Looks like a dog to me

  • Unavengedavo

    There is even a meat cake!!!

    • This brings tears of joy to my eyes

    • Commander Admiral Chief

      YUM!

  • Lardus-For the Chimichangas!

    Total Warhammer looking good!

  • DragonSpirit009

    Happy birthday Geoff! Enjoy it… Well if you want to!

  • I don’t like cake. In fact, while everyone goes for pudding at weddings I go for round 3 of proper food.

    I really, really, really don’t have a sweet tooth at all

    • Pariah

      WE AGREE ON SOMETHING. OMG!!!!!!!!!!

      Sorry. I got excited. Pass me the tissues please?

      • *passes the box*

        • The box of AWESOME FOOD!!!!!

          • Pariah

            Now I’m just hungry. XD

          • For roast chicken, potato, some awesome lamb… MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

          • Pariah

            Bastard. XD

  • also…. Happy birthday Geoff!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ryanza

    • nortee

      OMG!!! Ryanza… you’re a bone fan? I play this song every 1st of tha month!!!!

  • Ryanza

    Happy Birthday Geoff. I would ask how old but you would just fuck up the numbers.

  • HvR

    Another one, think this is my 5th congratulations for somebody’s birthday today..

    Happy Bday Geoff, you share your birthday with 2 colleagues, 2 friends, my mom and Justin Bieber.

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