Marie Antoinette once famously (maybe) said “let them eat cake” when the peasants were revolting. And at the front door. And she may have had a point. Cake is magical, cake is life and cake makes everything better. The best thing about cake, is that it isn’t just for any one person. Want a chocolate cake? You’re sorted. Want a diabetic cake so that you don’t have a sugar-crash? DEAL. Hell, cakes are pretty much the only reason to even attend a wedding.
Want a cake baked by a bossy blowhard who has about as much Italian blood in him as Johnny Depp has Navajo DNA circulating through his circulatory system? We can do that. It’s also a great day for cake, as it happens to be Geoff’s birthday. For us, the day Geoff graced our offices with his presence this morning was one of the most important days of our lives. But for him, it was simply…Tuesday.
In Other News: Street Fighter V almost looked realistic, watch humans be obliterated in Total Warhammer and aw yeah son Knights and Bikes is totally happening.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we expected to face a madman today and instead found a god.
News
Kingdom Come: Deliverance console versions may push PC release date – report
Rainbow Six Siege patch adds Kill Cam to Ranked, tweaks spawns and more
Destiny weekly reset for March 1 – Court of Oryx, Nightfall, Prison of Elders changes detailed
See humans obliterated in 12 minutes of Total War: Warhammer
Early Street Fighter V concept art looked like Tekken
ESL and Intel create AnyKey diversity program for eSports
Heck yes, Knights and Bikes is happening
Stuff
The Surge is an RPG taking a tough-as-nails approach to sci-fi
Famed manga artist’s seven rules for happiness
The practicality of video games outfits, reviewed by cosplayers
Face-Off: Heavy Rain on PS4
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
The official synopsis for POWER RANGERS reboot has been revealed
See Batman fight Superman in this new clip from BATMAN V SUPERMAN; plus new featurette and TV spots
Liev Schreiber might return as Sabretooth in WOLVERINE 3
Daisy Ridley confirms STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII timeline, talks about “cool” Luke Skywalker
THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR remake in development with Michael B. Jordan leading
MAKING A MURDERER filmmakers want to create a follow up series
This trailer for The Ring vs The Grudge is horrific
It could take two lifetimes in this trailer for THE MAN WHO KNEW INFINITY
Last Updated: March 1, 2016
Commander Admiral Chief
March 1, 2016 at 16:01
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA BISON TIM
BISONDERLIKE PHOTOSHOP!
Jan Prins
March 1, 2016 at 16:11
Ek sien wat jy daar gedoen het! 5/5 vir jou!
Unavengedavo
March 1, 2016 at 16:38
Bedoel jy nie “50 randjies vir jou” nie? O_o
Ottokie
March 1, 2016 at 16:01
Happy B day Geoff !
Commander Admiral Chief
March 1, 2016 at 16:01
See you in the void Otto
Ottokie
March 1, 2016 at 16:02
I’ll be lucky if I get out this office before sunrise…
Hammersteyn
March 1, 2016 at 16:04
Do you know who else has his birthday today?
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 1, 2016 at 16:06
JUSTIN!
Hammersteyn
March 1, 2016 at 16:07
XD
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 1, 2016 at 16:09
Jas Tim!
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 1, 2016 at 16:03
Happy birthday, G.Bison!
Hammersteyn
March 1, 2016 at 16:05
Nice work Darryn! I heard Geoff got $1 000 000 Bison dollars from Gavin for his birthday
Ottokie
March 1, 2016 at 16:06
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/cat-happy-birthday-814446.jpg
Hargrim
March 1, 2016 at 16:12
Ahw, you made me a cake for my birthday? You shouldn’t have!
Ottokie
March 1, 2016 at 16:19
http://www.catgifpage.com/gifs/273.gif
Raptor Rants
March 1, 2016 at 17:25
The cat of a evil mastermind bent on world domination that
Pariah
March 1, 2016 at 17:28
Looks like a dog to me
Unavengedavo
March 1, 2016 at 16:38
There is even a meat cake!!!
Raptor Rants
March 1, 2016 at 17:25
This brings tears of joy to my eyes
Commander Admiral Chief
March 2, 2016 at 10:17
YUM!
Lardus-For the Chimichangas!
March 1, 2016 at 16:38
Total Warhammer looking good!
DragonSpirit009
March 1, 2016 at 17:17
Happy birthday Geoff! Enjoy it… Well if you want to!
Raptor Rants
March 1, 2016 at 17:24
I don’t like cake. In fact, while everyone goes for pudding at weddings I go for round 3 of proper food.
I really, really, really don’t have a sweet tooth at all
Pariah
March 1, 2016 at 17:27
WE AGREE ON SOMETHING. OMG!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry. I got excited. Pass me the tissues please?
Raptor Rants
March 1, 2016 at 17:28
*passes the box*
Raptor Rants
March 1, 2016 at 17:28
The box of AWESOME FOOD!!!!!
Pariah
March 1, 2016 at 17:28
Now I’m just hungry. XD
Raptor Rants
March 1, 2016 at 17:40
For roast chicken, potato, some awesome lamb… MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Pariah
March 1, 2016 at 17:41
Bastard. XD
Raptor Rants
March 1, 2016 at 17:25
also…. Happy birthday Geoff!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryanza
March 1, 2016 at 18:05
nortee
March 1, 2016 at 18:55
OMG!!! Ryanza… you’re a bone fan? I play this song every 1st of tha month!!!!
Ryanza
March 1, 2016 at 18:07
Happy Birthday Geoff. I would ask how old but you would just fuck up the numbers.
Geoffrey Tim
March 2, 2016 at 06:43
Oh youuuuuu!
HvR
March 1, 2016 at 22:39
Another one, think this is my 5th congratulations for somebody’s birthday today..
Happy Bday Geoff, you share your birthday with 2 colleagues, 2 friends, my mom and Justin Bieber.