In Other News – 13 December 2016

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pretzelburgers

I love burgers. They’re possibly one of the most perfect foods, a wonderful combination of just charred meat, melted cheese, smoky bacon and perhaps even a pickle. Problem is, I can only really ever eat one good burger – and who wants to do that? That’s why sliders are great, giving us diminutive burgers that let us stuff our faces multiple times.

To make it even better? Use a pretzel bun. I love laugenbrotchen; lye soaked breads that are dipped in the alkaline solution before being baked. It helps increase the Maillard reaction, leading to a deliciously chewy, tasty as hell bread. I’ll have a dozen.

In Other News: Nintendo Switches on in January, Return to Arkham goes Pro, Fantastic Beats and where to find the LEGO ending and Crytek is in Crisis.

Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy looking at ridiculous bottles of rum. Rum is gross, who drinks that anyway?

News

Batman: Return to Arkham gets PS4 Pro support
The PC is finally getting a hockey game, and it’s straight outta the ’90s
Nintendo Switch January event time and date announced
Memoranda is a gorgeous point-and-click adventure about memory loss, due January
Bastion released on Xbox One today, and it’s free for those who have it on 360
LEGO Dimensions Fantastic Beasts patch adds in deliberately omitted real ending
Gamers are streaming from the White House, but did Russia put them there?
Rumours of further trouble at Crytek are circulating

Stuff

SoulCalibur’s anniversary celebrated…with Pachinko
How the Pokémon world is changing for good
If Overwatch was cyberpunk
Tech Analysis: The Last Guardian

Videos

What’s on at The Movies

JUSTICE LEAGUE 2 delayed to make way for Ben Affleck’s solo BATMAN film
Director Gareth Edwards discusses all those ROGUE ONE reshoots
STRIKE BACK TV series is being rebooted with a new cast
DVD Review: THE SHALLOWS – Just feel, don’t think
Harrison Ford may not feature as much in BLADE RUNNER 2049 as we thought
This final trailer for ASSASSIN’S CREED is destined for greatness

Last Updated: December 13, 2016

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  • “Problem is, I can only really ever eat one god burger”

    I totally agree 😛

    • Lord Chaos

      Damn it, you beat me to it.

      I wanted to ask where one gets these

      • At Burger King xD

        • Bruce Bielie

          No. God is higher than any king. Now if it was Burger King of Kings…

        • Lord Chaos

          Their burgers really aren’t that great. I prefer Rocco Mammas

          • Closest one to me is in Stellenbosch. And no God burger is worth going into there for.

          • Captain JJ

            Yea. That’s for sure.

          • Captain JJ

            Roccomammas is alright. I wasn’t that impressed. Better than Burger King of course.

          • Admiral Chief Argonian

            *Rocomamas

        • Captain JJ

          Those are false prophet burgers.

          • How am I supposed to trust someone that does not eat sauce on their burgers? xD

          • Lord Chaos

            *their

          • Pariah ???

            your quite astute their 😀

          • Lord Chaos

            He deserved it, Burger king killing his brain

          • Dresden

            Are you trying to trigger him?!

          • I noticed Mr. Smarty Pants

          • Captain JJ

            I eat some sauces! Blue cheese sauce for one. Or just really old normal cheese sauce, tastes very similar 😛

          • Pariah ???

            The phrase you’re looking for is “went off 3 years ago”

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      It’s “tasty as hell” apparently.

      • The same way you get Holy water?. Boil the hell out of it!

        • Bruce Bielie

          Boiled burgers? Exactly how stoned are you???

          • Pariah ???

            NO DONT ASK!

          • I don’t need to be stoned to be THIS crazy.

          • Pariah ???

            Well you DID mention Burger King. I bet they boil their burgers. Only way they could be so terrible, really. We don’t know what McD’s does to theirs, but I think it involved a syringe, bunsen burner and exactly three drops of concentrated meth.

          • Stop, you’re making my mouth drool…

          • Pariah ???

            No, that’s your braincells slowly dying one by one from eating Burger King. 🙂

          • Lord Chaos

            Thanks, I just spat out my beer.

  • Captain JJ

    A god burger sounds a bit too saintly for me. I might burst into flames if I pick it up.
    Also, on a serious note: PERHAPS even a pickle?
    Pickle or more pickle, there is no perhaps.

    • Pariah ???

      That sounds like quite a pickle you’ve found yourself in.

  • Admiral Chief Argonian

    Had a 200g rump meat burger today with black mushroom sauce and Danish feta….loved it!

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