In Other News – 18 February 2016

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I started playing a certain game last night – one that a very kind reader gifted to me (his name rhymes with shmay shmay). Wanna know what the game is? Here’s a hint: it has dads and showers. I wish it had eye bleach included too, because AAAAH MY EYES!

In Other News: Riot built some internet, a new Rocky Horror game is in development, Mincraft gets its own loot crate-esque monthly service, and an introduction to Broodmother.

Here’s all the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy falling asleep at our desks.

News

King of Fighters XIV adds four characters including the King of Dinosaurs
League of Legends was too slow, so Riot built a private internet to make it go faster
Tales of Symphonia port gets much needed improvements thanks to modders
Rainbow Six Siege 2.1 patch brings dedis support for custom games to PS4 & Xbox One

Stuff

Cutting Open The Vehicles From Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Minecraft is getting its own Loot Crate-esque monthly service
How Austin Wintory brought ‘Journey Live’ to life
8 Ways To Fix Street Fighter V
Notch and Tracy Fullerton to receive GDC Awards honors
Send your companions home with delightful Fallout 4 mod

Videos

Need to Know is an NSA simulator, now on Kickstarter

Genuinely useful survival tips from The Flame in the Flood

The DOTA 2 Reporter: Meet the Broodmother

What’s on @ The Movies?

Julianne Moore might be THE KINGSMAN 2 villain, but there’s no sign of Colin Firth
Guardians 2 cast revealed with teaser image!
We review Hail Caesar! – a hail to classic cinema
British cinema comes out to play DAD’s ARMY

Model: This ridiculously cute kitty

Last Updated: February 18, 2016

Matthew Figueira

Defence of the Ancients? More like Defence of the cabbages! Have you seen my head? I look like a Merino Sheep on pole. NO SHANGE only SHAPPIES! :D

  • VampyreSquirrel

    HAHAHA! So do you still shower with your dad Matt? XD

    • hairyknees

      No 😛

    • Captain JJ and his ensigns

      I vote we get him Mount your Friends next.
      I mean, it’s free games. Who doesn’t want that? 😛

      • VampyreSquirrel

        Hahaha, I approve of this idea!

        • Commander Admiral Chief

          Seconded!

    • whoa!

      • Hammersteyn

        Someone has to wash that massive fro 😛

  • Captain JJ and his ensigns

    My internet died last night…on the very night you started playing it
    Coincidence?

    • hairyknees

      I THINK NOT!

  • Well since we are going with the shower theme in this ION, I shall prepare a cat gif
    http://www.catgifpage.com/gifs/204.gif

  • Hammersteyn

    • Captain JJ and his ensigns

      I upvoted you
      I have no idea what you posted.

      • Pariah

        That’s pretty much his entire M.O. on Lazygamer.

        • Hammersteyn

          Rofl, I read the comments

          • Pariah

            Oi, you have a leg right? Do you know what it looks like when its being pulled?

            “That’s pretty much his entire M.O. on Lazygamer.” <– Like that.

          • Hammersteyn

            I don’t read them well?

          • Pariah

            Why are you asking me?

          • Hammersteyn

            I’m stating, not asking

          • Captain JJ and his ensigns

            This entire conversation has derailed.

          • Pariah

            Did someone steal the tracks?

          • Captain JJ and his ensigns

            Hammer doesn’t steal tracks, he drops beats.

          • Captain JJ and his ensigns

            Oh crap. I see my mistake

          • Hammersteyn

            Hopefully it runs out of steam

          • Captain JJ and his ensigns

            Personally I’ve never really seen someone pull someone else’s leg
            Seems like an odd thing to do. 😛

          • Pariah

            It’s even odder (sic?) to watch. Trust me.

            Fun to do though, so you know. Decision is yours as to where you fit into the picture.

        • Captain JJ and his ensigns

          I only upvote comments I’ve read…and that aren’t by Trevor. I believe it motivates him into writing better comments for comment of the week.

          • Hammersteyn

            Agreed, we should dislike his comments as motivation

        • Jan Prins

          Please tell me your wife’s name is Mariah! (Yes. Took me this long to come up with that.)

      • HvR

        What happened the last time you did this?

    • Pieter Kruger

      Why Why Why Why Why is full screen unavailable????

      • Hammersteyn

        Do I look like Google?

        • Pieter Kruger

          Sorry, forgot you’re a Netscape man…..

          • Hammersteyn

            Hahahaha

  • Original Heretic

    Tiny Groot! Awesomeness!

    • Pariah

      OI!!! No Selfies!

    • Hammersteyn

      Then there’s this

  • Dresden

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