Okay look, I have ideas. Ideas on how to save the country ahead of the budget speech. You don’t need to hike VAT or charge extra with the Sin Tax. We’ll just tax sloppy websites instead. Clickbait headline? That’ll cost ya? Excessive hollering and acting like a buffoon on YouTube? That’ll cost ya. Ass-kissing to the extreme in your posts? Pal, that won;t just cost ya. That’s a paddlin’ that is followed by all your assets being seized. Join me folks. Together, we can make South Africa great again.
And possibly build a wall to keep clickbait away from our borders.
In Other News: Something Fowl fleets this way, Dragon Age is feeling tactical, Hyper Light Drifter is in limbo on Wii U and Nathan Fillion’s many faces.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy telling Ubisoft that Far Cry Primal needs more Pauly Shore DLC.
News
Nelly Cootalot: The Fowl Fleet finally out next month
Namco originally pitched Pokken as a Taiko: Drum Master game
Valve fleshes out competitive TF2 beta plans
Would you like a ‘Dragon Age Tactics’ game in the style of XCOM or Fire Emblem?
BioShock: The Collection resurfaces on Brazilian ratings board
One Black Desert Online costume will set you back $32
Retail release confirmed for Tales from the Borderlands
Hyper Light Drifter up for pre-order on GOG, Wii U port “in limbo”
Stuff
The remembrance of things parsed
The many, many faces of Nathan Fillion
Reading and writing in Ice-Bound, an unmissable narrative game
The Legend of Zelda was born 30 years ago today, on an ugly floppy disk
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
Doug Liman to direct first scripted virtual reality TV series
DEADPOOL writers talk sequel: Cable, budget, X-Men characters and possible teamups
God can’t help you in this new trailer for THE DARKNESS
SAN ANDREAS gets a sequel – and volcanoes
THE DARK TOWER castings confirmed… but who is Abbey Lee playing?!
Last Updated: February 22, 2016
Hammersteyn
February 22, 2016 at 16:09
Mondays….
http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a3B4D1Q_460sa.gif
Jan Prins
February 22, 2016 at 16:10
Guess he is not having sex tonight…
Hammersteyn
February 22, 2016 at 16:14
Just like me! Wait what?
Jan Prins
February 22, 2016 at 16:16
Dude! Join the club!
Commander Admiral Chief
February 22, 2016 at 17:10
I’ll pick up the slack for you old buddy!
Wait, what?
Hammersteyn
February 22, 2016 at 17:28
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/szg.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 22, 2016 at 19:01
He’s kidding. He’s married.
HvR
February 22, 2016 at 19:13
So probably:
verb
verb: sex; 3rd person present: sexes; past tense: sexed; past participle: sexed; gerund or present participle: sexing
1.
determine the sex of.
“each bird would need to be individually sexed”
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
February 22, 2016 at 17:18
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4pqfzLAXiNFsSUWenfXzA1PbkXgUQE5I1FAjGYNhtpB7C_wwauNsCtOf09MBlIBtc1CKd3XK8L6L50RX_IeY_zt79-EGJwdOWckRPJXY9QDFyhi6UJed_skO0D_TtMQeMg=w500-h288-nc
Spathi
February 22, 2016 at 16:22
Goeie moer dis snaaks!
Spathi
February 22, 2016 at 16:25
My favourite gif. I love how the dog “driving” ducks at the end to become more aerodynamic.
http://www.blunderbussmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/TXCEX.gif
Sorry, not related to Mondays or your post 😀
Hammersteyn
February 22, 2016 at 16:41
XD
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 22, 2016 at 16:10
It’s just another Mammoth Monday, I wish it were Sabretooth Sunday, cos that’s myARGHOMGGETITOFFME
Hammersteyn
February 22, 2016 at 16:12
That last part is almost like the Sword Art Online video starts – VRMMORPG
Ottokie
February 22, 2016 at 16:11
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_zLwHwqx7gy4/S2WnBFmjpMI/AAAAAAAAE_Y/yxh4jhlVx70/catgifpage40.gif
Dresden
February 22, 2016 at 16:12
WEEEEEEE! 😀
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
February 22, 2016 at 17:04
More like weedoof…
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 22, 2016 at 16:12
lol. That reminds me of our dog when he was still a pup. Except replace the box with a refrigerator… that didn’t move.
Ottokie
February 22, 2016 at 16:12
O.o
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 22, 2016 at 16:13
He learnt how to run on tiles very quickly.
Hammersteyn
February 22, 2016 at 16:13
Stopping though…..
miaau
February 22, 2016 at 16:33
It is the cornering that takes the effort……
VampyreSquirrel
February 22, 2016 at 16:25
Bwahahahaha!
VampyreSquirrel
February 22, 2016 at 16:25
BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HvR
February 22, 2016 at 16:48
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/270-4/DogHumpsCatsHead.gif?
Hammersteyn
February 22, 2016 at 16:50
https://static-secure.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/09/15/tea_bag460.jpg
GooseZA
February 22, 2016 at 16:57
At first I thought he was setting him up for a piledriver
HvR
February 22, 2016 at 17:20
Well “piledriver” is still a good description
Jan Prins
February 22, 2016 at 16:21
Me: “Yay! Dying Light tonight!”
She: “The Pastor is coming for the marriage talk. Thingy.”
Me:
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/dsppntmnt.gif
VampyreSquirrel
February 22, 2016 at 16:27
She called it a “marriage talk thingy”?
Jonah Cash
February 22, 2016 at 16:50
It’s bad when your lady says: “we need to talk” but saying: ‘the priest is coming over to talk to us” is just so much worse… Have fun.
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
February 22, 2016 at 17:02
Hahahahahahha!! There’s always later, like playing dying light until 2 in the morning is always a good idea!!
VampyreSquirrel
February 22, 2016 at 16:31
I’m loving how the titles of the moderators keeps changing…
Dresden
February 22, 2016 at 16:40
https://media.giphy.com/media/2kna9fjPqEHFC/giphy.gif
Jonah Cash
February 22, 2016 at 16:48
The guitar also falling down is just super unlucky. The TV is planned by the cat obviously!!
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
February 22, 2016 at 17:25
Aah man, cats are a**holes, ours, quite literally looked me in the eyes, while pushing his brother off of the kitty jungle gym…
Jonah Cash
February 22, 2016 at 17:27
He was actually saying that as soon as he has the power he will push you as well O_o
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
February 22, 2016 at 20:16
Yes! Exactly! Bastards, but we still love them…
Raptor Rants
February 22, 2016 at 17:35
yeah right. That guitar was planned too. The cat is genius. Evil. Evil genius!!!
Hammersteyn
February 22, 2016 at 16:50
XBOX off?
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
February 22, 2016 at 17:11
Sin taxes… So, buy all your booze now if you’re into it before you start paying four hundred and billion and forty and two thousand and a few extra rand for a beer…
HvR
February 22, 2016 at 17:18
Actually looks like spirits, wine and sparkling wine sin tax will go down, so get your liver ready to replace the Castle with some Olof.
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
February 22, 2016 at 17:22
Yes!!! Finally some good news!! Hopefully it won’t just drops with 0.00000000031% which would roughly equate to about 48673295 rands per bottle of Port…
HvR
February 22, 2016 at 19:19
I find it surprising that DOA Xtreme 3 still haven’t included a suggestive sun screen squirting scene in any of their trailers.