“For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday”. Tuesday’s are awful. Just far along in the week for the hangover to subside, and just far away enough from the weekend to make it seem immeasurably far away. It’s only saving grace? It’s not Monday.
In Other News: No passes for Fuse, Obsidian wants more star Wars action, Activision’s throws money at veterans, Durango’s got AMD innards and how EA made everyone hate them.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy organising Darryn’s Pony wedding.
News
Bioshock Infinite alternate covers go live – if you can work out how to use them
Fuse demo forthcoming; no micro-transactions or online pass
Star Wars: Obsidian CEO would love to pitch new game to Disney
Find out by how much Hitman Absolution and Sleeping Dogs failed to hit targets, too.
Xbox 720 powered by AMD x86 chip
Activision Donates $2 Million to Call of Duty Charity
PS4 Thief capped at 30fps, producer suggests – 60fps ‘not a necessity’
Stuff
Xbox 360 Used as a Weapon in Strange Florida Murder
How I Used EVE Online to Predict the Great Recession
EA earned hatred with poor games, lack of vision, and contempt for the audience, not homophobia
Videos
Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures – Official Debut Teaser
Xbox 720 always-on connection turns consumers off
Metro: Last Light – The World of the Metro
Momentum and Portal – Sixty Symbols
Edge of Space Cinematic Teaser
Cubemen 2 Official Trailer
@The Movies
Death is something that happens to other people in this first trailer for Formula 1 biopic RUSH
Matt Damon shows off his exoskeleton in the new poster for ELYSIUM
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER has officially started production.
How, kemosabe! New character posters and images for THE LONE RANGER ride in
Header: Delia Tudose
Last Updated: April 9, 2013
Trevor Davies
April 9, 2013 at 16:02
What a lovely view
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 9, 2013 at 16:09
“ON” other news?
Rincethis: Spellalicious
April 9, 2013 at 16:12
Oh no he didn’t… Shit!
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
April 9, 2013 at 16:15
lol. fuck.
Rincethis: Spellalicious
April 9, 2013 at 16:16
Preposition FAIL 😉
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 9, 2013 at 16:17
Hyperlink still busted….hahaha
Trebzz
April 9, 2013 at 16:11
I knew this wasn’t Darryn before even scrolling down, the women he posts show a little more 😛
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
April 9, 2013 at 16:15
Yeah, I’m not a perv. I prefer classy. 😉
Skyblue
April 9, 2013 at 16:31
Yeah, classy *cough* models are way classier. Nice pic though.
Rincethis: Spellalicious
April 9, 2013 at 16:12
Hahaha, you also saw the pony stuff, brilliant, and terribly sad.
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 9, 2013 at 16:18
As punishment for getting BOTH the hyper-link AND the title wrong, Geoff is sentenced to….
WEARING BRENDA’s G-String!
All those in favour, upvote and comment.
All those against, tough luck!
Rincethis: Spellalicious
April 9, 2013 at 16:21
I feel like using my other 15 Disqus accounts to give you 16 upvotes… Oh fuck 0-O
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 9, 2013 at 16:23
Hahaha, personality disorder, I knew it!
Rincethis: Spellalicious
April 9, 2013 at 16:27
I was going to post something as FoxHoundR, but I know you will ACTUALLY think I am that little dweeb. I wonder if social services removed him yesterday…
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
April 9, 2013 at 16:38
WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 9, 2013 at 21:18
“Chastise those you love”
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
April 10, 2013 at 06:50
agreed
Slade Boender
April 9, 2013 at 16:26
LOVING the sneaky ION headers nowadays. Makes me lol every time. Well played. Looks like her windows needs to get cleaned, see you okes in a bit…
Uberutang
April 9, 2013 at 16:32
FYI the Far Cry BD leak is via…uplay. you can give yourself any game in the uplay library via the command line interface. Bloody noob ‘service’ that it is.
Skyblue
April 9, 2013 at 16:34
LOL’ed at the My Little Pony link, OMFW, what the fuck is wrong with people?
see link NSFW http://weknowmemes.com/2011/12/my-little-pony-fleshlight/
Carl Angus
April 10, 2013 at 09:57
I just feel sorry for the “Custome Made Twiley Plushie”.
HvR
April 9, 2013 at 16:52
Where does this freak live?
Amber light alert:
If you spot a fat balding middle age man heading towrds your local petting zoo with a big purple stick dildo, purple spray paint and a veil. GET THE FCUK OUT!!!!
Aussious
April 9, 2013 at 20:44
Hey what happened to the cute, cuddly ponies!?
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
April 9, 2013 at 21:46
You know what’s going to happen. Darryn is going to marry a supermodel, strike it rich with his import/export company, and then 10 years from now, he’s going to troll on lazygamer, and make us all feel bad…
Admiral Chief Erwin
April 10, 2013 at 08:20
You know what is also gonna happen if that happens?
I will be the Admiral Chief of the United Earth Space Defence Force
Carl Angus
April 10, 2013 at 09:50
You underlings will still have to report to me though.
But relax, after the Carl-pocolypse, (LG commentators will be exempt from the event, except FoxHoundR, sorry) I’ll keep the LG staff around for my entertainment, I have plans for Gavin, just need to invent Carbonite first….