Tetris Porn – Not Safe for…Anywhere, really.

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Tetris

This video, courtesy of the ignoble Mike Damanskis *ahem* came just in time for Alexey Pajitnov’s *ahem* seminal puzzle game Tetris’ 25th birthday earlier this week. It demonstrates the *ahem* seedier side of tetronimo life, and will probably sully whatever revered memories you have of the game.

Please note that the video contains explicit images of hot square-on-square action. All tetronimoes are 18 years of age or older. By hitting the jump you verify that you are of legal age to view such materials, as applicable by local law.

This video is not safe for work. Or anywhere. You’ve been warned.

Last Updated: June 10, 2009

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I’m old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time – they were capable of being masterpieces. I’m here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

  • Lol that was rather strange, who thinks this stuff up lol

  • The block on block action turned me on. Is that wrong? :tongue:

  • Bwahahahaha… oms

  • Flamebaitboy

    Be careful you might offend someone…

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