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The good, the bad and the ugly of the last week – 19 September 2014

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My plans for this weekend

Brace yourselves… Christmas is coming! Sure it’s still like 3 months away, but I know it’s around this time of year when the malls start smacking out all the Christmas decor. I’ve written to Santa asking for a new PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Wii U, New 3DS, New PC, and a million bucks. I reckon if he gets the letter early enough, he can make it happen for sure. I’m not being too greedy am I?  MUSH RUDOLF, BRING ME MY LOOT!

Best Story

! don’t even know where to begin. It feels like there was a ton of good news for a change. While I am skeptical that Skynet is slowly taking over, how freaking cool is it that Doom can run on a printer?

Alright fine, printers aren’t your cup of tea. What about the Xbox One? We are finally getting it! Liiker? Laquer? Lekker? Mr Bongos finally nails it! We also went back in history to tell you more about the original as well as the 360.

There are some mixed reactions to Microsoft buying Mojang, but let’s be honest here. I think we’re all just somewhat jealous of all that money. Small company going really REALLY big? I see that as good news in my book.

Worst Story

Nobody likes delays. Looks like GTA V on PC is getting pushed back, all with good reason though. It just needs that extra coat of paint.

In other news, Destiny was also bit of a disappointment for many. Even though it sold quite well, Activision Blizzard still lost stock value. Sure they are still probably nice and rich, yet I can’t help feeling a little bad for them. What has this world come to where $325 million in sales isn’t good enough?

Random Story

I only include this category when there are really random stories, and hey, there are two this week! Tablet face strapping action, or Oculus boob grabbing? You be the judge…

Best ION Header

double crunch

South Africa rejoiced this week with the return of a cult classic. I myself had myself a double crunch just the other day and gave it a quick review: Overhyped… still fun to eat, but not really what I was expecting.

Most Comments

Destiny was a mixed bag, and its scores could cost Bungie money. You lot had a ton to say with a whopping 230 comments!

Least Comments

Poor Zoe. She got the lowest comments on her Leaked: complete WWE 2K15 achievements. What a shame! I totally didn’t just comment on my own article an hour ago so we didn’t tie at the bottom or anything…

Batman Of The Week

Totally not Geoff

I’m not going to tell you who Batman is. I won’t even leave you a clue!

Cabbage Of The Week

cabbage patch3

I was going to write how once again, I am the cabbage, but I’m just going to go ahead and be a bastard. Umar is your cabbage this week. HE TOTALLY IS! It had nothing to do with the fact that he only had one article up, this review right here. *hug* I know the feel bro!

Header Image Of The Week

FifaCoins

Surprise, Geoff does it again! I really don’t think this is the last time we will see this Messi image being shopped to pieces… IT’S-A ME, MESS-RIO!

Comment Of The Week

.Ok Trev, you win this week with your comment on the bizarre Oculus boob-grabbing game

I’ve changed my mind – VR isn’t a gimmick. I’ve seen the light & it’s warm & rounded.

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Last Updated: September 19, 2014

50 Comments

  1. What? I won? But I never win! Look Rince, I WON! 😀

    I must be psychic, because I already celebrated with a tub of caramel crunch & bar one ice cream. NOM NOM NOM. WANT MORE!

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      September 19, 2014 at 13:29

      Well done buddy!

      Reply

    • Therant87

      September 19, 2014 at 13:53

      Start making cash right now… Get more time with your family by doing j?bs that ?nly require for you t? have a computer and an internet access and you can have that at your home. Start bringing up to $8012 a month. I’ve started this job and I’ve never been happier and now I am sharing it with you, s? you ?an try it t??. You ?an ?heck it ?ut here…………..

      http://googlehotjob/2014/9/19….,,..

      Reply

    • Mark Treloar

      September 19, 2014 at 14:00

      Yes well done, you win the lure of the week award too, since you managed to snag the spammer.

      Reply

    • RinceThis

      September 19, 2014 at 14:37

      Haha! I hate to say it, but you had far better ones this week than the one that was chosen. I am pretty sure the way they choose YOUR comments is something like this… http://i.imgur.com/rG1AiGn.gif

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        September 19, 2014 at 14:49

        I can’t stop laughing at that. I feel like a terrible person.

        Reply

        • RinceThis

          September 19, 2014 at 14:50

          I am still crying tears of laughter. Humans, can’t burn em, can’t… No wait you can…

          Reply

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 19, 2014 at 14:58

            “Why Colin Farrell got the job as Bullseye instead of Vin Diesel”

  2. Rags

    September 19, 2014 at 12:55

    • Hammersteyn

      September 19, 2014 at 13:31

      I knew a game like this, it was called Theme Park by Bullfrog. We probably would have gotten a sequel by know if only EA never existed

      Reply

      • Rags

        September 19, 2014 at 14:14

        Do yourself a favour and buy Roller Coaster Tycoon 1 from GOG. I’ve sunked months into that game. It kicked Themepark’s ass imo 🙂

        Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      September 19, 2014 at 13:33

      That looks pretty cool actually. Hmm.

      Reply

  3. Alien Emperor Trevor

    September 19, 2014 at 12:55

    That cabbage kid looks confused, like someone told him hos work the other way around.

    Also, I guessed it would be Rince, not Umar – you subverted my expectations this time Matty!

    Reply

    • RinceThis

      September 19, 2014 at 14:39

      Wos you means?

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        September 19, 2014 at 14:48

        Let’s just say my spelling was deliberate. :/

        Reply

        • RinceThis

          September 19, 2014 at 14:51

          riiiight

          Reply

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 19, 2014 at 14:56

            Look at the bottom picture again & think about it 😉

  4. Admiral Chief o' thar 7 Seas

    September 19, 2014 at 13:10

    Arrr, would that be a baby Rince?

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      September 19, 2014 at 13:18

      No, that’s an organic baby. Rince was created in a lab.

      Reply

  5. Ailyn Koay

    September 19, 2014 at 13:12

    Doom running on a printer is kind of… weird?

    Reply

    • hairyknees

      September 19, 2014 at 13:17

      IT’S GOOD NEWS OK! 😛

      Reply

      • WarframedSquirrel

        September 19, 2014 at 13:23

        Stop shouting at the readers Martha.

        So rude.

        Reply

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          September 19, 2014 at 13:27

          He gets so excited when someone besides himself comments on one of his articles. trollol!

          Reply

          • Ailyn Koay

            September 19, 2014 at 13:30

            so I didn’t do anything wrong? good news is happy news then

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 19, 2014 at 13:32

            You have to understand & make allowances, he plays DOTA… willingly.

          • WarframedSquirrel

            September 19, 2014 at 13:48

            So does Kikmi… explains a lot actually… O_O

          • Ailyn Koay

            September 19, 2014 at 14:01

            hahaha.. so does half the guys in my family

          • hairyknees

            September 19, 2014 at 14:15

            I like your family already! 😛

          • hairyknees

            September 19, 2014 at 14:17

            “NOM NOM NOM. WANT MORE!”

            Your response to winning comment of the week for a change……………………….. <3

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 19, 2014 at 14:29

            You’re not allowed to take what I say and use it against me. That’s against the rules. 🙁

          • hairyknees

            September 19, 2014 at 15:43

            I know 🙁 that’s why I gave you comment of the week instead!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 19, 2014 at 18:34

            Gave? Pah! I earn it, with blood, sweat & copious amounts of hallucinogenics.

          • RinceThis

            September 19, 2014 at 14:40

            WIN

        • hairyknees

          September 19, 2014 at 14:16

          🙁

          Reply

      • RinceThis

        September 19, 2014 at 14:53

        Only if you are a print repair man 0_O

        Reply

  6. WarframedSquirrel

    September 19, 2014 at 13:19

    Umar had two articles up… one on Monday and one on Tuesday. Silly Martha.

    Trevor’s cheating or something! Stop paying them off to choose your comment!

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      September 19, 2014 at 13:23

      Exactly! #UmarWasRobbed #StayStrongUmar Martha’s biased! #gamersgate Wait.. no he’s not because I w… er… I’m confused.

      Reply

    • RinceThis

      September 19, 2014 at 14:53

      What you said!

      Reply

  7. TGS Babay (Umar)

    September 19, 2014 at 13:41

    Totally not Geoff..lolz

    Reply

  8. RinceThis

    September 19, 2014 at 14:45

    You leave Umar alone! It takes him great strength to not dish out an automatic 11/10 for any JRPG ever made, even the ones being made, and the ones that will be made! Be nice to him damn you!

    Reply

  9. RinceThis

    September 19, 2014 at 14:48

    “UUUUMMMMMMMAAARRRRRRRR!” http://i.imgur.com/p7FlWsx.gif

    Reply

  10. Weanerdog

    September 19, 2014 at 16:43

    Can’t believe JJ didn’t get it comment of the week it was his birthday and everything.

    Reply

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