Matty has left us for the US, Geoff has been on the brink of death all week and I’ve slowly been turning into that blueberry girl from Willy Wonka. Of course this means that Darryn is feeling better than ever – stop stealing our life forces! Really though, I’m just shocked that it’s already November. I’ve obviously dying if my life is flashing before my eyes this quickly.
Without P2 around to do the weekly wrap, I’ve stealthily made some changes. First up, who needs vegetables, right? So be gone cabbage of the week award! You can return when Matty does, maybe. Also, say goodbye to ION of the week. It used to make sense when it was the time and place for us to tell Darryn that he had no taste in women, but now that our ION headers are of food and random funny things, it just doesn’t make sense. You can still feel free to tell Darryn that his tastes are strange.
Best Story
What, EA giving away free DLC for Need for Speed? Do my eyes deceive me? Still, it’s good news for fans of going vroom vroom.
As much as I like to tease Gavin about buying a Call of Duty fridge, it does look rather awesome. And you could win one! That’s right, we’re giving one away to someone with cat-like reflexes. You can do it!
Believe it or not, African countries have distinct economies and politics. Now the world will find out that Africa isn’t just one homogenous place, and we can play more Democracy 3. What could be better?
Worst Story
It’s a bit early to know for sure, but the switch from Steam to selling games in Rands may or may not be a good thing locally. Will our prices go up or down? Who knows for sure, but I’m going to cry when I watch my $4 turn into R700 thanks to our exchange rate.
Random Story
Activision bought King? Fallout 4 stared as a Skyrim port? I’m not even sure how to respond to this weirdness. I know, let me find the appropriate emoji in the Fallout Chat app. Because that’s not random at all.
Most Comments
PewDiePie explaining how adblocker takes money away from creators? Wow you all had a lot to say. If I had a Rand for every comment you all had, I could… do something, I guess.
Least Comments
Shame Kyle, we know a lot of people cared about the Halo crowd funding something or other seeing as they threw money at it, but none of those people bothered to comment on your article. I guess money doesn’t talk that much.
Header of the Week
I should be giving this to Geoff. Not only did he and Darryn do some fun things on Guy Fawks day, he made this amazing header about Call of Duty not working so well on PC.
But screw it, I’m drunk on power and I want to delight in my ridiculous photoshop prowess, so here are my two amazing winners for Header of the Week, both from me.
Batman of the Week
We may tease him all the time, but that’s obviously just because we’re jealous. Who else could get this much Batman? Darryn, go reward yourself with a new pair of gloves.
Comment of the Week
Here’s hoping that the awful math in this comment was meant to make us cringe and laugh, because that’s what it did. Thanks Admiral Chief for showing the argument that we’ll probably see made about Steam going with the Rand. And his lack of mathematical ability.
If I’m paying 14% more on something that I want on 75% off, 61% discount is too damn low!
Last Updated: November 6, 2015
Ottokie
November 6, 2015 at 12:33
“Who knows for sure, but I’m going to cry when I watch my $4 turn into R700 thanks to our exchange rate.”
I would probably be very happy if my $4 did that xD
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 6, 2015 at 12:35
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Ottokie
November 6, 2015 at 12:37
https://38.media.tumblr.com/5bef5d53019e18d69e4b3c1e5ddbd412/tumblr_misqt490tI1s1lafoo1_400.gif
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 6, 2015 at 12:37
Owlets ftw!
Ottokie
November 6, 2015 at 12:37
I KNOW RIGHT!
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 6, 2015 at 12:39
HOOOOTNESSS OVARLOOOOOAAAAAD
Ottokie
November 6, 2015 at 12:39
Then there is “that” side of owls xD
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1238409517_owl_om_nom_nom.gif
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 6, 2015 at 12:40
Janee sies
Raptor Rants
November 6, 2015 at 14:03
What did I just watch 0_0
Hammersteyn
November 6, 2015 at 12:39
Nice hooters
miaau
November 6, 2015 at 12:37
I am hoping an entire google search of images will offset your dogs now…….
https://www.google.co.za/search?q=cute+scottish+fold+kittens&newwindow=1&espv=2&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0CBsQsARqFQoTCLDK5v3M-8gCFYE9GgodwhwBCw&biw=1745&bih=868
Guild
November 6, 2015 at 12:36
I would also consider this as Best story:
http://www.lazygamer.net/blizzard-2/its-official-blizzards-overwatch-is-coming-to-console/
Hammersteyn
November 6, 2015 at 12:37
hehehe dat math, congrats Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja and The D
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Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 6, 2015 at 12:40
http://barkpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tumblr_me2c57Qkrm1rgkou7o1_500.gif
Hammersteyn
November 6, 2015 at 12:42
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/kittens.gif
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
November 6, 2015 at 13:08
Instant healing technology…
Rock789
November 6, 2015 at 12:58
cuteness overload! **Rock melts**
DragonSpirit009
November 6, 2015 at 13:22
No more puppies! I so close to go home and adopt one because of these images!!
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 6, 2015 at 13:50
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-NBVCT9QuTS0/UIpQ2D8iIWI/AAAAAAAAGkk/Ns5l5KK9dxM/s400/113.gif
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 6, 2015 at 13:51
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33200000/gifs-puppies-33275289-275-214.gif
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 6, 2015 at 13:51
http://media.giphy.com/media/kSe3uCFjGxeyk/giphy.gif
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 6, 2015 at 13:51
http://i.imgur.com/aafLqGY.gif://
DragonSpirit009
November 6, 2015 at 13:59
Well… now I have to explain to my mother why we have a new dog
Ottokie
November 6, 2015 at 12:46
No treat, only trick
Captain JJ the Goo
November 6, 2015 at 12:48
That dachshund does not take kindly to bats.
Rock789
November 6, 2015 at 12:48
Looking at that, was only focusing on the kid… So I’m wondering “Why is he running away?” Only then did I see the sheer terror… The monstrousness that is … The Sausage Dog! **dramatic drum music**
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 6, 2015 at 12:53
That dog needs an attitude readjustment asap
Rock789
November 6, 2015 at 12:57
lol. The funniest thing is that, with it being a kid, all I can hear in my head when looking at that is a kid’s voice going “Oh dear. Oh my. Goodness gracious.” instead of the usual swearing… Makes it even funnier for me… lol 🙂
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 6, 2015 at 13:27
LOOOL
Raptor Rants
November 6, 2015 at 13:58
He’s not running away. He’s strategically luring the dog in to a trap. Yeah. That’s what Batman is doing.
Hammersteyn
November 6, 2015 at 14:06
lol
HvR
November 6, 2015 at 15:03
LOOL run fat boy run
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 6, 2015 at 12:38
See, the Figgle has something against me. He goes away, I get CotW
Captain JJ the Goo
November 6, 2015 at 12:38
I support this comment of the week.
Raptor Rants
November 6, 2015 at 13:50
Yeah urm guys…
JWT-80
November 6, 2015 at 14:08
Also getting that a lot this week… Uhm, guys?
schitsophrenic-toothbrush
November 6, 2015 at 14:09
lazygamer dropping some malware on us?
Timmy_The_Good_Troll
November 6, 2015 at 14:20
Yes also getting this on chrome. Whats going on?
schitsophrenic-toothbrush
November 6, 2015 at 14:35
Mr Bonthuys what are you upto?
Raptor Rants
November 6, 2015 at 14:23
Nah. I just think Google finally did some proper looking in to the things Darryn posts. I think it frightened them
HvR
November 6, 2015 at 15:06
Also got a few times, really lame having to deal with malware threats without being rewarded with a scantly clothed womenses with low moral values.
#No_ION_with_no_lady_must_fall ???