There's no escape in this cursed trailer for THE PYRAMID

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It’s that time of the year again. An no, I’m not talking about Kervyn’s annual shaving of his back. I’m talking Halloween. October is closing in on us, and with it, come a whole new crop of horror flicks. Just yesterday we saw something in Exists. And now we’ve found some more footage, for The Pyramid.

In The Pyramid, the ancient wonders of the world have long cursed explorers who’ve dared to uncover their secrets. But a team of U.S. archaeologists gets more than they bargained for when they discover a lost pyramid unlike any other in the Egyptian desert. As they unlock the horrific secrets buried within, they realize they aren’t just trapped, they are being hunted.

That’s a cool idea for a film. Egyptian mythology is rife with creepy ideas and afterlife practices, and combining that with a trapped pyramid expedition plotline could result in some genuinely good scares. The film comes from Alexandre “The Hills Have Eyes” Aja and director Gregory Levasseur. It stars Ashley Hinshaw, James Buckley, Denis O’Hare, Christa-Marie Nicola and Amir K. The Pyramid will bee excavating itself on December 5.

Last Updated: August 27, 2014

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Something wrong gentlemen? You come here prepared to read the words of a madman, and instead found a lunatic obsessed with comics, Batman and Raul Julia’s M Bison performance in the 1994 Street Fighter movie? Fine! Keep your bio! In fact, now might be a good time to pray to it!

  • Admiral Chief Assassin

    Hahaha, back shaving, gross, and LOL

    • Kervyn Cloete

      BONTHUYYYYYYYS!!!!

      • Admiral Chief Assassin

        HAIRY BASTARD!

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