Tables, ladders and chairs. Ooooooooohhhh mmmmmmmyyyyyyy. There’s no problem in life that can’t be solved with an RKO outta nowhere, and perhaps the same could be said for the wrasslin’ industry when disputes need to be settled in a definitive manner. After all, how else can you prove that you’re right and the best at everything if you can’t even suplex-slam an opponent through a flaming table?
Kind of reminds me of Christmas lunch with the folks. This Sunday, RAW goes for an extreme rules setup at WWE TLC. The main event on the card? Easily the return of the hounds of justice, The Shield. Finally, a chance to cheer for Roman Reigns. They’ll be facing an uphill battle in a handicap match, as not only will Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Reigns face the combined might of Bruan Strowman, Cesaro, Sheamus and The Miz, but also the big red machine himself.
Kane. Or mayor Kane, if Jacobs succeeds in his bid to hold the highest office of Knox County. It’s true, oh it’s damn true. Google it. Here’s the full match card for this Sunday:
Kurt Angle & Raw Tag Team Champions Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins vs. Intercontinental Champion The Miz, Cesaro, Sheamus, Braun Strowman & Kane (5-on-3 Handicap Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match)
Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Mickie James
“The Demon” Finn Bálor vs. AJ Styles
WWE Cruiserweight Champion Kalisto vs. Enzo Amore
Asuka vs. Emma
Cedric Alexander & Rich Swann vs. Gentleman Jack Gallagher & The Brian Kendrick
Sasha Banks vs. Alicia Fox (Kickoff Match)
The other match that I’m looking forward to seeing? The return of Asuka, this time to the grand stage of the RAW women’s division. That locker room has managed to ditch the horrid Divas era behind it, with Asuka cementing her legacy on NXT as one of the finest talents to ever set foot in the ring. Manic, unpredictable and dangerous in her perfect record on NXT.
I can’t wait to see the Empress of Tomorrow in action.
Last Updated: October 21, 2017