You won’t see John Cena compete at Wrestlemania 32

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AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! Whether you love or hate the leader of the Cenation, you have to admit that John Cena is one of the hardest working sports entertainers alive today. Whether it’s Monday Night RAW, house shows or pay per views, the face of the WWE has been there to drive the brand forward, like a modern-day version of he who shall not be named. Brother.

But not even John Cena is unstoppable. Well, some times at least. The man with dubious and disputed qualifications in Thuganomics had to undergo some shoulder surgery back in January, for a torn rotator cuff that’ll take around 6-9 months to fully heal. It’s not the first time that Cena has been injured, as the former WWE champion has bounced back from triceps, hip, neck and pectoral tendon injuries in record time.

Not this time however, as Cena addressed a WrestleMania 33 press conference from Orlando, Florida to confirm that you truly won’t see him at the showcase of the immortals this year, as even Cena can’t defy physics for yet another miraculous recovery:

For the first time in a decade in a half, this year I will be watching and not wrestling at WrestleMania … WrestleMania means the world to me.

Well that’s a bummer. If there’s one thing I dig about a John Cena Wrestlemania match that usually ends in the seven moves of doom, it’s his lavish entrances. He’s done plenty of them over the years, from being flanked on both sides by cosplayers looking to do their best “you can’t see me” impersonation, through to a full-on marching band heralding his arrival and even voiding his auto-insurance warranty on his way to the ring.

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Despite not being at Wrestlemania 32 next month however, Cena is still expected win. #CenaWinsLOL

Last Updated: March 10, 2016

Darryn Bonthuys

Something wrong gentlemen? You come here prepared to read the words of a madman, and instead found a lunatic obsessed with comics, Batman and Raul Julia’s M Bison performance in the 1994 Street Fighter movie? Fine! Keep your bio! In fact, now might be a good time to pray to it!

  • miaau

    You can bet on that. Also, I will not see anybody else either. bet on that too. Safe bet.

  • Ghost In The Rift

    Thank God, and not because i hate Cena because he such a good wrestler and tries to do the right thing but then you get Vince, so everybody blames Cena for Vince’s greediness. So hope Cena just leaves that place behind and do some movies, one with The Rock would be worth watching.

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    But D…. you never see John Cena!

  • Darren Peach

    LOL. Wrastle em.

  • iusedtobe(a)regular

    While we are on the subject can someone please explain to me what in the hell is a “Dubbew”?

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