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Animal Crossing Porn is a thing

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Meet the pimp hand of cute

Animal Crossing: New Leaf is the latest version of the hit Nintendo title for the 3DS and 2DS that has taken the world by storm. The game is based around you becoming mayor of your own little town filled with cute villagers, animals and environments.

But what happens when one of the most innocent games on the planet meets the disaster that is the dark side of the Internet?

Well Animal Crossing porn of course. Don’t stress though this is pretty much safe for work and only really looks like porn if you have a filthy mind and can’t see the innocence in this video.

Do you feel violated yet? I think the last bit of my innocence has been tainted and now I’ve got nothing but cynicism and hatred left.

I’m afraid to ask this but I have a job to do and unless I want the editor yelling at me I simply have to. So here goes.

Has anyone seen any other SFW video game porn videos like this where they have taken some of our most beloved videos and turned them into something entirely more sexual than it ever was meant to be. The other one I do know about is the hilarious FIFA glitch but this is on an entirely different level.

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Oh hey since we are now talking about Football please feel free to mock Manchester United in the comments for losing to Sunderland last night and having their manager blame it on the ref.

Last Updated: January 8, 2014

8 Comments

  1. Hammersteyn

    January 8, 2014 at 18:12

    ManU lost to Sunderland? That’s it I’m of to the pub just to remind my favourite barman.

    Reply

  2. Brenz

    January 8, 2014 at 22:33

    Rule #34, it is real.
    LOL @ Man U, about time you took a dive, so to speak, Liverpool is back!

    Reply

  3. Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

    January 9, 2014 at 06:48

    Well blimey. Looks like it’s true what they say. If you can think of it, it’s on the internet.

    Reply

  4. Umar Appreciates Nier

    January 9, 2014 at 07:00

    Best video ever!!

    Reply

    • Unavengedavo

      January 9, 2014 at 09:22

      If I posted this then everyone would have chastised me O_o

      Reply

  5. Admiral Chief in Vegas

    January 9, 2014 at 07:28

    Now where did I put that eye bleach?

    Reply

  6. Unavengedavo

    January 9, 2014 at 09:24

    only really looks like porn if you have a filthy mind and can’t see the innocence in this video.

    That’s like saying this vase has a lot of dolphins on it and not a sex scene…

    Reply

    • AnotherRandomGuy

      January 12, 2014 at 00:42

      lol, im not joking there is none dolphin here man –“

      Reply

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