Bungie officially announces Destiny 2

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But for me, it was simply...Twosday

Remember last week when that new poster leaked of a somewhat legit-looking Destiny 2? Well it was legit. Too legit to quit, as Bungie has officially confirmed that Destiny 2 is coming out this September. Here’s the image and tweet to prove it:

Destiny 2

So what can that image tell us about the sequel? As the only person on the team with a doctorate in thuganomics and guesstimations, I decided to give it a bash. You have to remember that Destiny is a game built around the interactions of the last surviving shreds of humanity, the Hive, the Fallen, the Vex and the Cabal. By interactions I mean bullets to the face.

That’s all going to change in September. With Oryx dead and the Taken in disarray, there’s a new menace on the horizon. They came from a binary system, in massive Deux-ships that travelled the cosmos in groups of two. Their arrival on Earth shattered the Traveler, his protection providing inadequate defence against the one-two punches of their mighty twopedos.

In an event that would go down as the greatest calamity that the Guardians had ever faced, hundreds of people would be slain and scores of Guardians would fall next to them in defence of the Tower as the mighty capital sequel ship descended from above. But for these new invaders, it would simply be…Twosday.

Sounds about right, you think? Look, I’ve got to pad out this article to reach a 300-Light level, so let’s see you lot do better with a single screenshot. 2 Destiny 2 Furious will probably be out this September, as that’s when Bungie likes to kick off a new year for their franchise. Destiny the first starts a farewell lap around the console circuit today with the Age of Triumph, which will probably go live at the usual weekly reset time of 11:00AM CAT today.

Heh, Twosday. I hope I get armour that makes me look like Raul Julia’s glorious M Bison in this sequel.

Last Updated: March 28, 2017

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Darryn Bonthuys

Something wrong gentlemen? You come here prepared to read the words of a madman, and instead found a lunatic obsessed with comics, Batman and Raul Julia's M Bison performance in the 1994 Street Fighter movie? Fine! Keep your bio! In fact, now might be a good time to pray to it!

  • Sock-puppet

    Too many Twosday puns is driving me to the brink today.

    You managed to stretch that intwo a well articulated article there Darryn!

    • Magoo

      Two soon

  • MonsterCheddar

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Yusss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Nikola

    Well I will definitely be back for this:) Hopefully with everyone from the old Lazygamer team joining for some raids!!

    • Sageville

      The tribe has spoken…

  • Sageville

    I am amazed at how news sites made entire articles based on that single graphic…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e4200f764f441ffad0cdaefd4afe13f359a905a4635da25885ef0ef03ab92d2c.gif

  • Maskmoth

    I am hoping for a PC release of the game. I have a PS4 but prefer PC gaming due to horrible PS4 graphics compared to my 4K GTX1080 PC (even compared to PS4 Pro) and I have more PC friends than PS4 friends.

    Can only hope, but unlikely

    • Grimsupanoob

      There was a image from a German store that has the PC version on Pre-order. Receipt and all

  • Grimsupanoob

    De2iny…

    Anyways.. now the grind of the new-old content starts again today for the unnecessary new armor and pew pew’s… at least Crota can likez to be biath-slapped again at 390 light

  • My body is ready. My Raze Lighter is ready. My thumbs are not…

  • Magoo

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