Call of Juarez: The Cartel winners

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It’s time to announce the winners of our Call of Juarez: The Cartel competition, where we asked you to tell us why you’re wanted. I’ll be honest in saying this is one of the hardest competitions we’ve ever had to judge; not because of the sheer volume, or that they were all too good to call. The opposite, in fact – they were largely so bad that we’ve declared winners based on the entries that made us want to horribly mutilate ourselves the least.

It got so bad, Darryn’s still in hospital after trying to remove his hypothalamus with a pool noodle. With that in mind, and Darryn’s mind in soggy chunks on the floor, here are the winners :

The winner of our PS3 copy is the outlaw Gideon, Red Ring of Death Instigator, who ‘s wanted for  “Have no kills, my mates consoles keeps on committing suicide before i can get to them…” he opted for the PS3 version so he could actually kill something. The Xbox 360 copy goes to GooseZA, Wild Goose, who gave us the origin of “Wild Goose Chase.”

Winners have been notified, and their prizes should be off to them shortly.

Last Updated: August 1, 2011

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Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I’m old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time – they were capable of being masterpieces. I’m here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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