Clifford Blezsinski Esquire has obviously been hanging around Peter Molyneux drinking tea at the top of Microsoft towers too much, because he’s starting to develop Mr Molyneux’s sense of hype.
Yesterday it was confirmed that his “kick ass news†was the underwhelming announcement of Gears of War’s Marcus and Dom appearing in Capcom’s Lost Planet 2. “
Yes, that’s the news. I said “kick ass” which I think it is,“ he said in his twitter. He’s not done though. Cliffy B has something else coming…which hopefully won’t be as anticlimactic.
“Keep your eyes open for “megaton face melting news,†he said in the same tweet.
Megaton face melting eh? This news had better be signalled by the blinding light and beautiful voices of angels, making me instantaneously seminate on the inside of my underwear upon hearing it, Cliffy B! What could it possibly be? We ran through a whole bunch of possibilities in our original post, which you can find here.
Source : Twitter
Last Updated: January 27, 2010
easy
January 27, 2010 at 13:54
“This news had better be signalled by the blinding light and beautiful voices of angels, making me instantaneously seminate on the inside of my underwear upon hearing it…”
good lord man! that is pure literary genius 😀
that is worth a pulitzer ten times over. its typemanship like this that keeps bringing me back.
11/10
Darkling
January 27, 2010 at 14:12
I agree easy! Geoff is a literary genius! Although I sometimes think he’s not human.. More like a bot of some sort. :silly:
Nick de Bruyne
January 27, 2010 at 14:21
I only wish that one day, I could write things like that
krYtHan
January 27, 2010 at 16:16
I only wish I could experience that one day.
mitas
January 27, 2010 at 23:15
@Nick de Bruyne
ha ha kissing ass again 😆 just kidding but really , lol
Greeckos
February 4, 2010 at 17:03
forget the literacy! (which was pretty awesome!) Cliffy might as well strapped us to a computer monitor and Rick Rolled our butts! thats insane! thats not “kick” anything news, thats terrible. Lost Planet doesnt deserve to use Gears character. if any news, i say its gay news. it sucks. :sick: