Community Talk 2016 – Part One

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Ladies, Gentlemen, Lazzy Gamers. I present to you the final stretch of this interesting year!

While most of you may not be here, this week we will be bringing you daily articles where you can chat and have fun while waiting for the hourglass of this apparition called “work” to run out before you can return to your glorious [insert gaming platform of choice] and put in some well-deserved gaming hours.

For today, the topic will be something along the line of “What game was for you the most memorable in 2016?” Most likely this will deteriorate into something else, but hey, that just means you are acting in the true “Lazzy” spirit.

Have fun, and remember to wash your hands.

Admiral Chief

[Ed’s note: Oh good god, what have I done?]

Last Updated: December 21, 2016

  • EVO!

    • HvR

      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVOOOOO!!!!

  • cloudzn

    Uncharted 4

  • Greylingad[He Charges!]

    Well well, Doooooooooom, Uncharted 4, TW3 blood and wine and not no mans sky…

    • Dutch Matrix

      TW3… I tried it console and hated it! Though I will give CDPR this: They know how to do nudity and NOT get the gaming community up in arms!
      Maybe I will have better luck with it on PC… Just need to download it. And after I mastered Fallout 4. So not this lifetime then…

  • Best game I played this year: Stardew Valley
    Best pew pew: Overwatch
    Best manly tears game : FF15
    Best platform runner: Ori
    Best retro game of the year: Freedom planet
    Best old game I never played back in the day: Bioshock Infinite
    Most addictive game this year: Terraria
    Worst game I wasted money on (two winners) : Division and NMS

  • Original Heretic

    Now hopefully…HOPEFULLY!…we can get some chatting going on here!
    Work is such a drag right now. People who aren’t at work are in total holiday mode.
    People are ARE at work are also in holiday mode, and looking for any possible excuse NOT to work.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/100c1d2ab9da719a127984d411e09962c3e11ee578949bc3f94f870e4f2d6a33.jpg

  • Original Heretic

    But now, to answer the Admiral’s question:

    Doom, yeah, bloody brilliant
    I also managed to get into my first MMORPG ever, Neverwinter on the PS4. That kept me busy for most of the year. Sadly, it was mainly due to lack of funds to buy cool new games.

    • Captain JJ

      I tried Neverwinter on pc way back, but it was super buggy and had no controller support at the time. Should probably check back in on it sometime.

  • VampyreSquirrel

    Overwatch with runner up of Stardew Valley.

    I don’t know what it is about Stardew Valley because it shouldn’t be THAT good, but… JUST ONE MORE DAY!

    • aaaand it’s 4am

      • VampyreSquirrel

        EXACTLY! How does that happen?

        • Original Heretic

          Time is relative.
          It’s gaming’s first cousin.

          • VampyreSquirrel

            And they work together to f*ck me…

            …out of sleep.

          • Original Heretic

            Gone are those days for me… I have to pull myself away from playing if it gets too late.
            My 2 year old lad wakes up at about 5am, so if I don’t sleep, I’m a useless father!

          • VampyreSquirrel

            Yeah I get you, my niece and nephew are awake between 5 and 6 every morning. Me on the other hand am divorced, no kids and can sleep as much or little as I want 😛

          • R1ker

            Yep – I know what that is like. And just when i am really into whatever i am playing then she wants to sit on my lap and watch. And it is always while i am busy with an online game (Overwatch) so pause is not really an option

          • Original Heretic

            I can’ wait for my lad to come do that with me! Right now he’s more interested in trying to push every button he can. And messing up the game completely!

          • R1ker

            I only got girls – but they are all ready fighting on either who can play on my phone next or my pc.

    • HairyEwok

      Now console peeps will finally understand why Stardew Valley is such a winner, since their getting the game as well now.

      • VampyreSquirrel

        I can’t wait until they start complaining that they can’t function because ONE MORE DAY!

        Honestly I know a few people that are buying it on PS4 even though they have it on PC already.

        • Who might these people be?

          http://i.imgur.com/DKYG9.gif

          • VampyreSquirrel

            lol, I honestly don’t know if you’re going to get it on PS4, but it wouldn’t surprise me if you did.

          • I am very much getting it on PS4 xD

          • VampyreSquirrel

            lol, should have guessed.

          • teehee

        • HairyEwok

          Not to sound like a console fan 😛 but games like Stardew Valley and Harvest Moon are just made for consoles.

          • VampyreSquirrel

            *shrug*

            I often swap between kb + mouse and xbox controller when playing Stardew.

          • Lu

            Yep. Xbox controller and steam big picture = faster, stronger, better.

          • VampyreSquirrel

            Don’t think I’ve ever used big picture… no idea why not, but I just haven’t.

          • I accidentally clicked on it once

          • VampyreSquirrel

            I think I activated it on my old PC, and it mostly died, so just avoided it.

          • Lu

            They improved it dramatically when the Steam Link came out. It used to be buggy as hell.

          • Lu

            When I’m feeling particularly lazy I’ll use it (The controller based navigation makes it easier to switch games than getting up and clicking on them)

          • R1ker

            I think I only tried it once to see what it is like but not really that practical for me

  • Ir0nseraph

    Doom, Titanfall 2 were both great but Uncharted 4 just edges them out.

    • Original Heretic

      I’ll get there soon! I’m at about 90% of done with first one now. Never played ANY of them, so first working my way through to get the full story.

      • Ir0nseraph

        Nice, that is the best way.

    • Hammersteyn

      Yes!

  • VampyreSquirrel

    I don’t think there’s enough coffee in my office for today…

  • HairyEwok

    It should’ve been a screw and 2 nuts…. Then they could’ve given him a burn and said “well at least were not screwed”

    • Original Heretic

      At least he didn’t use another kind of nut.

      • HairyEwok

        A Photo of Darren?

        • Original Heretic

          Yes, let’s go with that as what I meant.

  • Original Heretic

    Ooooooo, I think this is going to be awesome! Well, at least I hope it’s going to be…. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ef2c09f5a8e98fa87e42fb54f8f77c746165ed3120ddd846c15a3abf75a6c7e7.jpg

  • Admiral Chief – World on Fire

    Off topic. If you see a green Kawasaki Ninja, registration DN 43 BH GP…THAT BIKE IS STOLEN. Asshats broke in and stole my bike. Pls contact me if you see it. I need to rain fury on those responsible

    • What the fork man. I hope you find him and break his bloody neck.

    • VampyreSquirrel

      Damn man, hope you get it back soon.

    • HairyEwok

      Uhm. A location of the robbery would be helpful. 🙂

      • VampyreSquirrel

        Pretoria East

      • Admiral Chief – World on Fire

        Pta North East

    • Lu

      Hope you catch the bastards.

      • Admiral Chief – Victim

        Tx, all this insurance paperwork is a bitch

        • Lu

          I can imagine.

        • R1ker

          One really don’t need this type of kak this time of year 🙁

          • Admiral Chief – Victim

            IKR?

    • R1ker

      Ag no man

  • Original Heretic

    The dangers of VR!

    Crud…. the gif won’t load!

    EDIT: See link

    http://9gag.com/gag/aLMdZpz

    • VampyreSquirrel

      9gag “GIFS” are linked in MP4 format which Disqus doesn’t play well with.

      • Original Heretic

        Noticed…. And ’tis shit, I say, SHIT!

        • I know right. They have the bestest gifs

        • VampyreSquirrel

          HERESY!

    • VampyreSquirrel

      Wow… go grandma, take that thing out.

    • VampyreSquirrel

      Ah yes, trim it good human or you’ll be sleeping with the fishes see

      • Dutch Matrix

        That cat is already planning if the human will be sleeping with the fishes in the Vaal River, the Klip River or the Suikerbos River.

        • Lu

          Hey another person from the Vuil Driehoek!

          • Dutch Matrix

            Sadly yes. You live there or from there?

          • Lu

            In Pretoria now. Went to school in Hoerskool 3 Riviere and the Malan. But I ESCAAAAPED!

          • Admiral Chief – Victim

            Waar in SnorToria is jy?

          • Lu

            Central PTA East. Round Menlyn

          • Admiral Chief – Victim

            Oh, nice.

            Pta NorthEast here, near the K

          • Lu

            Bloubul country

          • Admiral Chief – Victim

            Nee sies

          • Lu

            Hahaha well when you walk into a pick and pay hypermarket and they have the blue bulls flag hanging proudly and playing kookwater treffers, you kinda make the assumption XD

          • Admiral Chief – Victim

            I stay away from those places, ugh

          • Lu

            I do too, but ratehr 5 mimutes of umpts umpts than drive around looking for a sane store.

    • Admiral Chief – World on Fire

      Nice one

  • Dutch Matrix

    Does “playing with myself…” count? No?
    Well, then I will have to go with Uncharted collection, Skyrim Remastered and Fallout 4. Though I am still to figure out how I can survive in Fallout 4 for longer than 5 minu… BLAM!!!

    https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–GaJbIudH–/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/1513194046017241742.gif

    • Original Heretic

      Fallout 4: If see a creature with a gun bigger than you within the first hour….

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7e05e82420bc8295c8d385243a8feb6666a4c76044e20ac092326f41804233b0.jpg

      • Dutch Matrix

        But dogs got the best of me! DOGS! And I had a gun! And I emptied a clip into ONE DOG!!! It seems like I bought a Windbuks to a Dogfight…

        • Original Heretic

          Have you tried the VATS system?

          • Dutch Matrix

            No… But then again, I got so carried away I forgot about VATS…

          • Original Heretic

            Ha! Ok, there’s your problem. Try VATS out, it’s there for a reason!

          • HairyEwok

            Playing without VATS in Fallout 4 is playing the game hardcore mode.

          • Hammersteyn

            Or trying to play it like COD

          • Original Heretic

            The gunplay was way improved, so it was much easier to try that out in F4, as opposed to F3.

          • Original Heretic

            It’s bit tougher if you aren’t used to the game. It is more of a 2nd playthrough thing to do.

            But now playing Fallout 3 without VATS, that’s some insane shit.

    • HairyEwok

      You can survive for longer than 5 minutes by actually staying in the vault… forever and ever.

      • Lu

        Nope. I got swarmed and murdered by roaches once…..

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

  • Dutch Matrix

    Is Admiral Chief still around? Or is he on leave? I would like to apologize to the guy for being not an asshole but the asshole a while back…

    • Admiral Chief – World on Fire

      I’m here, just got in. Fuckers stole my bike

      • Dutch Matrix

        Aw man!!!! I promised myself I will swear less but fuckit!!!! That is sad!! I hope the person that ends up with that bike crashes. Horribly!
        (Too much?)

        • Admiral Chief – World on Fire

          Just enough

          • Dutch Matrix

            Still man, I am sorry. I don’t know much about bikes, but I always wanted a Ninja myself… So the loss seems huge!

          • Admiral Chief – World on Fire

            Posted some pics below, if you wanna post them somewhere

        • Dutch Matrix

          Unless you manage to get it back of course! I take it it was a midnight type of robbery and you dreaming of Witchers and Borg? And that you are physically OK?

  • Admiral Chief – World on Fire
    • Hammersteyn

      WTF!

      • Admiral Chief – World on Fire

        Yeah >:(

        • Hammersteyn

          Pretty sure the number plate is gone by now, hopefully the thief breaks his collarbone, both of them. And his ass bone

      • HairyEwok

        Yes I know right… Actual pictures of a ninja like WTF!

    • Ir0nseraph

      Damn bad luck man , hope they catch the a-hole.

  • Admiral Chief – World on Fire
    • Hammersteyn

      *Hammer drops in for support

      • Admiral Chief – World on Fire

        Tx bud

  • Hammersteyn

    My top 5 list
    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
    Uncharted 4
    Overwatch
    Fallout 4
    Axiom Verge

    • Admiral Chief – World on Fire

      I’ve rekindled my love for Overwatch

    • *Final Fantasy X 100%

      • Hammersteyn

        Bought it last year I think. But yeah, my top achievement would be getting all the celestial items

        • Have you bought FF15 yet?

          • Hammersteyn

            Nah, broke like a joke. It is Christmas 😛

    • Ir0nseraph

      Top 5 2016
      Uncharted 4
      Doom
      Titanfall 2
      Ratchet and Clank
      Overwatch

      But Deus Ex still needs to started up, and I think that’s my top since I haven’t been able to play anything else yet this year 🙂

      • Ratchet and Clank was an awesome remake.

      • Hammersteyn

        Deus Ex is okay, I don’t find it as engrossing as the first. Still need to play Ratchet and Clank

        • Ir0nseraph

          O and Fallout 4 needs to played , but I lied my list needs an edit I didn’t consider the xbox games I played so it looks like this
          Uncharted 4
          Doom
          Gears of war 4
          Forza Horizon 3
          TitanFall 2

          And to be honest Uncharted and Doom were just the best the rest of the games were great and might as well just be joint 3rd.

          • Hammersteyn

            Titanfall 2 MP is amazing. Uncharted 4 is ready for Survival once we tire of Titanfall

          • Ir0nseraph

            It is surprisingly fun, see you for Happy Hour.

          • Hammersteyn

            I’ll buy the first round…. Oh you meant Titanfall 😛

          • Ir0nseraph

            XD the bar would be better, but you insist on staying down under 😛

          • Hammersteyn

            It’s more fun down here. I swam (walked) in the sea this Saturday, forgot how refreshing it was. Body surfed a few waves. You should see the kids scamper as I came in.

          • Ir0nseraph

            Lol, I will see if I can convince the wife to move down under 😛

      • R1ker

        Deus ex on special I see on steam. Busy downloading it now. 164 randellas

        • Admiral Chief – Victim

          I wanted that, until I realized I need to save every little bit of cash

    • Sageville

      Axiom Verge? What is this thing?

      • Ir0nseraph

        I also have no idea what he is on about.

  • Hammersteyn

    My top 5 worst list, either because it was bad or disappointing(That I own)
    No Mans Sky
    Division
    …. guess that’s it 😛

    • Ir0nseraph

      The Division get it, never got around to NMS so, just a shame Division was actually fun just the end game needed work.

      • Dutch Matrix

        A friend of mine bought me the Division so I can join in the play. I played a bit of it and it seems fun. But alas, the desire to sink hours into that game is not there…

    • VampyreSquirrel

      I own Division, and all I’ll do now is survival (yes it’s fun), and I’ve played NMS a bit on PS4, and… it’s actually a cool game if you didn’t follow the news and hype train before release.

      • I also did not really follow the news… I should have xD

        • VampyreSquirrel

          I didn’t follow the news, didn’t really know what the premise (lol) was or what was “supposed” to be in the game… and actually enjoyed my little bit of time with the game.

          • Wait until you finally get to the center of the universe

          • VampyreSquirrel

            lol I watched that on a stream… was the funniest rage quit I’ve ever seen

          • I watched two streams hit the end. One just turned off the stream. The other just sat there and disbelieve for 30min xD

          • VampyreSquirrel

            lol yeah, saw a couple like that too, the “what the hell? did it just do that” moment is amazing.

          • FJ saw one and deleted the game xD

          • VampyreSquirrel

            LMAO doesn’t surprise me when it comes to him.

      • Hammersteyn

        At least NMS is getting new content. Let’s see how far they run with it

        • I think they ran pretty far…away

          • Hammersteyn

            LOL!

          • Hammersteyn

            New DLC idea for NMS, find Sean Murray

          • He is hiding in the center of the universe.

        • VampyreSquirrel

          True. Friend that had it sold it and got FF15.

      • Ir0nseraph

        I have the DLC due to the last season pass I will ever buy unless it’s MAss Effect :), so if I can convince Hammer to download I might give it a try.

        • VampyreSquirrel

          I got it due to someone trying to get it from someone else, it was bought on the wrong PC DRM system for that person (they have it on uPlay), and so I got it on Steam and paid the person back with a R150 game.

  • Hammersteyn

    Most dissapointing Esports team, The Springboks. Because they played rugby like a Esports team would 😛

    • Ir0nseraph

      LoL

    • Dutch Matrix

      From what I heard they played worse than the Laerskool 3 Riviere u/9 C team…

      • Hammersteyn

        They need a new captain. An actual leader. Warren Whitely maybe but not that vanilla gorilla that left the field because of cramps. CRAMPS! Yeah I got cramps, got it in my ass from watching them lose against Italy FFS

        • Ir0nseraph

          O so it wasn’t the KFC food ?

          • Hammersteyn

            Food I can handle, I can even digest old bad food. Kak rugby not so much

        • I watched more tennis this year thanks to the bokke.

          • Hammersteyn

            Some of the women players were more physical than the boks

          • Ir0nseraph

            Thanks to the boks., I actually started watching the Grand Prix again.

          • Original Heretic

            Rather watch The Grand Tour, much more entertaining.

          • GT is turning out to be phenomenal

          • Ir0nseraph

            O I don’t miss an episode.

          • R1ker

            I am loving it as well

    • Sageville

      OUCH!

  • Hammersteyn

    Oh WTF is this shit!? 2017 is supposed to be better than 2016

    • Original Heretic

      All lies. Cancer incoming.

  • Original Heretic

    Whoa, just read this now:

    Pokémon GO players walked 8.7 billion km, caught 88 billion Pokémon

    • Hells yea!

      • Hammersteyn

        I walked maybe 10 metres helping people install the illegal APK. Never touched Pokemon GO though

      • Original Heretic

        How…How are you proud of that?!

        • Hammersteyn

          The man has a ponie as his avatar. Nuff said

          • *fluffy unicorn

          • Hammersteyn

            XD

          • DANCING ON RAINBOWS!

          • Original Heretic

            I reiterate…. How are you proud of this?!?!

          • I don’t care about others views about me. That’s how 😛

          • Hammersteyn

            Good!

          • Original Heretic

            You just want them to think you have horse-like qualities, don’t you….

            So you actually LIKE it when they ask you,” Why the long face?”

          • That’s a horse joke 😛

            < look at that tiny little face xD

        • Because I literally walk in this game. Not 10km across digital skyrim because I hate fast travel xD

    • Hammersteyn

      8.7 billion km? Surely they must be nearing Jerusalem?

    • HairyEwok

      8.7 Billion km…. So they walked to mars and back like 17 times

  • VampyreSquirrel

    Update to Pokemon Go:

    “The bug that caused incorrect vibration notifications has been fixed.

    Day and night modes have changed to more accurately reflect the Trainer’s current time of day.

    Minor text fixes.”

    Still a 48MB download.

    • I will be catching around the airport again tomorrow. And finally getting some PTA brand pokemans

  • Admiral Chief – Victim

    Oh, and PSA, Deus Ex Mankind Divided currently R167 on Steam

    • Lu
      • Only 18.2 Hours a week…and you call yourself a gamer xD

        • Hammersteyn

          Pffffft I probably have less

          • I usually don’t look at my stats. It makes me question my life choices xD

          • Lu

            The button to show your stats literrally says “Get disappointed in your life”

          • xD

          • Ir0nseraph

            I know I have less 🙁

        • Lu

          Haha well I basically only get to play on weekends and maybe squeeze in 2 hours a day during the week. The scariest thing is nearly half those hours are in dota…..

        • miaau

          Before kids, while married, no problems for me to play games. Now, with kids? hmm….. tricky

          • Original Heretic

            I concur. Wholeheartedly.

  • miaau

    Despite the flaws (of which there are a few), probably Mankind Divided would be my first choice for most memorable game of the year.

    Also, now, playing Mass Effect 2 on Xbox one. Is awesome.

    • Lu

      Hells yeah. Doing an insanity rerun of the ME trilogy as an adept. WORST DECISION EVER. But I’m invested now so gritting through.

      • miaau

        I am playing 2 as a sentinel now, to get the best of both AND using Reave as the added power.

        Enjoying it so far.

        Best play of 2 was as a sniper, never used cloak, but sniping was loads of fine. (fun)

        • Lu

          In 1 the adept is OP. But in 2 the pistols are useless and my powers don’t work on non red bar enemies. On insanity all enemies have armour/barrier/shields, so a group of husks becomes a nightmare. My fav class is still the engineer with assault rifle bonus, because you can smack everything, and the drone aggros enemies like boss.

          • Admiral Chief – Victim

            VANGUARD!

      • miaau

        And why worst decision ever?

        Adepts are pretty cool, in my humble view.

        all the classes are except the soldier. Never seen the point

        • Lu

          Basically only warp works on barriered/armoured enemies, no effect on shields. None of the other powers work on them until said crap is removed. Being the masochist I am I’m doing an insanity run, so ALL the enemies have some sort of protection. Plus they are squishy as hell. On lower difficulties Adept would certainly be powerful, but I’m just past horizon and the boss fights are on par with Dark Souls in terms of the dodging and planning I have to do. The crashed freighter mission (with the mechs) took me like 30+ attempts, because 1 Loki mech can take me out if I’m not in cover.

          • miaau

            Ah, but I have never and will never play on Insanity level. Wow. Sounds, um, interesting.

            And not for me. I have enough frustration in my life.

          • Lu

            Back when I had my Xbox I actually completed all the difficulty levels. But I had no online connection and thieves broke my hdd when they tried to steal the thing so all my hard earned achievements are lost…..

  • How can I not post my second favorite cat gif here xD

    https://media.giphy.com/media/wSd5OFq1f83i8/giphy.gif

  • Hammersteyn
  • The topic is getting to that point where my office PC’s RAM runs out xD

  • Admiral Chief – Victim

    188, YOU CAN DO IT GUYS!

    • 191

    • Hammersteyn

      How much you want?

        • Hammersteyn

          I meant total

          • Admiral Chief – Victim

            The way I’m feeling atm, honestly, no idea.

          • Hammersteyn

            Friggin sucks about your bike. I locked my keys in the house the other day. Took me about five minutes to break the back door safety gate open with a screwdriver. Never realiesed it’s that easy. And now that I have a giant ass tree with presents under it I stress daily that someone will break in. I mean we have a dog but what good can it really do

          • Ir0nseraph

            Wait the same dog that drops bombs everywhere it shouldn’t ?

          • Hammersteyn

            Yeah, best I can hope for is that the would be burglar trips and breaks his head trying to scrape a turd off his shoe

          • Ir0nseraph

            XD

          • Admiral Chief – Victim

            Worst thing is, my dog was sleeping about 8m from where the bike was.

            Now, apart from all the insurance kak, I need to look at getting another dog that isn’t deaf like this old love

          • Ir0nseraph

            Shame man I have two dogs and when they attempted to break in they only woke up when the security arrived, so probably need to get an upgrade too.

          • Hammersteyn

            Insurance is bullshit……. sometimes

          • Original Heretic

            Don’t use Cracked as source for these things, they’re VERY American with their way of thinking and their examples.
            SA insurers aren’t nearly as bad as they are.
            There’s a a reason that one of the biggest US insurers, when they came here, didn’t really do well. People get gatvol with their kak VERY quickly.

          • miaau

            Bike stealing. Hear that so often on the community forums. Man. Is horrible

          • miaau

            Yeah, our border collie, at 6 years, is starting to show signs of age already. Shame. He is awesome. Smart enough to bark at the right times. If a delivery guy comes (which is often, we buy 80% of groceries online), he sees our interaction and is cool. Stranger comes, he watches but wary.

            Dog training is also the key, of course, something I learnt the hard way with this dog. Ended up at dog school: I think I learnt more than the dog.

          • Original Heretic

            You learnt how to beg properly?

    • Hammersteyn

      I’m trying to troll for more comments with the video below but I only get upvotes 🙁

    • miaau

      Your goal was 1000?

      Going to be tricky, I fear.

      • Hammersteyn

        Baby steps XD

        • Ir0nseraph

          Yeah we need some explosive taking points then, so what is going on in t the world to trigger it ?

          • Hammersteyn

            We need the right subject

          • Ir0nseraph

            Innorite

          • Hammersteyn

            SJW!

          • Ir0nseraph

            That’s a double edged sword but it brings the boys to the yard 😛

          • Lu

            Rougue One spoilers?

          • R1ker

            Please no – I still need to go watch it.

          • Hammersteyn

            Darth Vader dies

          • R1ker

            Luckily I know about that spoiler 🙂

          • Lu

            Hahaha no people who spoil movies belong in the same circle of hell as those that put pineapple on pizza.

          • Hammersteyn

            Pannos special has pineapples, olives, salami……fffffffffff now I’m hungry

          • Lu

            Got some leftover pizza in my drawer. Gonna chow it momentarily.

          • Hammersteyn

            OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

          • Ir0nseraph

            No that’s just taking it too far.

        • That anime frikking awesome!

        • miaau

          Or I was wrong?

          There, I said. Happy now. Also, took me nearly 5 minutes to bloody well find this comment, dammit.

  • Hammersteyn

    200!

  • Sageville

    I’m just here for the memes and cat gifs….

  • Hammersteyn
  • Hammersteyn
      • Hammersteyn

        XD

      • Lu

        Only a matter of time before this surfaced.

      • Original Heretic

        Overused….

        • More like a good red wine. Just gets better.

          FYI spoiler warning. You are going to see a lot of it in 2017 as well xD

          • Sageville

            Keep em coming, I’m only pretending do work here….

          • Original Heretic

            Well at least nobody will accuse you of being original then.

  • Nikola

    Well there are few memorable games I played this year as this year had so many great games for me:

    Uncharted 4
    Rise of the Tomb Raider
    Digimon Cyber Sleuth
    DOOM

    All of these were absolutely amazing aand there is so many I haven’t gotten a chance to play yet like Dishonored 2, Watchdogs 2 and Final Fantasy 15

    • I’m still working on Digimon Cyber Sleuth 😛

      • Nikola

        me too I am 33 hours in:) Will probabl play at least a 100 haha

        • Wow. I am 14 hours in xD

          • Nikola

            It’s sooo freaking good can’t put it down! I haven’t played anything else in the past few days hahah

          • I had to put it down for FF15

          • Nikola

            I have it at home waiting patiently for my attention!

      • Lu

        Where the hell do you get the time to play so much?????

        • Young and single

          • Lu

            So am I but theres always something that needs doing.

          • The only thing that needs “doing” is my backlog xD

          • Lu

            Hahaha just wait till you hit puberty…..

          • Nikola

            hahahahahaha

          • Hammersteyn

            Now I imagine a unicorn with a beard O_o

          • Lu

            Almost sprayed my keyboard with tea. Thank you.

        • Admiral Chief – Victim

          He is still in school

    • Ir0nseraph

      O wow actually some games left you haven’t played yet.

      • Hammersteyn

        It’s easy when you work 2 hours a day

        • Nikola

          haha no no I am actually working quite a bit these days:(

          • Ir0nseraph

            Ok ok 3 hours a day 😛

          • Hammersteyn

            XD

      • Nikola

        I know right hahah!

    • Hammersteyn

      Need to play
      Rise of the Tomb Raider
      Digimon Cyber Sleuth
      Dishonored 2
      Watchdogs 2
      Final Fantasy 15

      • Nikola

        Yoh but just looking at those games you got left, they all seem EPIC so you got some great games to look forward to!

        • Hammersteyn

          I’m stuck on Ass Syndicate. Frigging side quest simulator that game. Easy AF though

          • Nikola

            I enjoyed that game but yeah SOOOO many side things to do, that’s what Ubisoft does they make these open world games that just suck you in!

          • Hammersteyn

            Sucks me in? They suck my time in with mundane shit to do. But my OCD demands I clear the map

          • Nikola

            Yeah the side quests are not fun its same shit but I have a same issue’s hahaha I have to clear everything:(

          • Hammersteyn

            Also if you want to collect all the items you need to buy two maps with helix points. How do you get those? Microtransactions!!!!
            https://media.giphy.com/media/buwOrm5ssYjkY/giphy.gif

          • Nikola

            U can collect those through the game though hahahaha!!

          • Hammersteyn

            I did to unlock one map, but for some reason I’m stuck on 165 helix points. And I need a 1000

      • Ir0nseraph

        Rise of the tomb raider was good, WatchDogs 2 the only one on that list I want to play, FF15 sounds good but like a massive time investment, and time is the one thing I don’t have at the moment 😛

        • Nikola

          Well you decided to make a baby and cut your gaming time in half;) hahaha

          • Hammersteyn

            As well as his gaming budget 😛

          • Ir0nseraph

            Damn don’t remind me, what is a gaming budget again.

          • Hammersteyn

            A gaming budget is when you spend money on one platform. NO NOT XBOX ONE!

          • Nikola

            hahahaha!!

          • Ir0nseraph

            Hey the xbox was a gift

          • Hammersteyn

            But the games aren’t 😛
            JK. I’ll probably get an XBOX one day………………….. hahahahaha no

          • Ir0nseraph

            Well the way it’s price is dropping you can get a nice game library for free 🙂

          • Hammersteyn

            NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
            O wait, my birthday is in three months. PSVR or XBOX?

          • Nikola

            SO he is pretty much fucked!

          • Hammersteyn

            No, because I share my games with him o/

          • Ir0nseraph

            Yes my hero.

          • Hammersteyn

            Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww
            Titanfall 2 o/

          • Ir0nseraph

            You got me.

  • Hammersteyn

    250!

  • Hammersteyn

    300!

    • Admiral Chief – Victim

      THIS
      IS
      300!!!

      • AHHOE!

        • Lu

          OTTOKIE WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!!
          “Grade 8 sir….”

          • Hammersteyn

            HAHAHAHA

          • xD

            I have a GIF that I want to post, but probably should not xD

          • Admiral Chief – Victim

            I’ll allow it

          • But I wont 😛

          • Admiral Chief – Victim

            [inserts YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE gif]
            https://media.giphy.com/media/RX3vhj311HKLe/giphy.gif

          • Hammersteyn

            Edited your comment 😛

          • xD

          • Admiral Chief – Victim

            …removes Hammers “hammer” access

          • Hammersteyn

            XD I’m helping damnit

      • Dutch Matrix

        This is SPARTA!!!

  • Admiral Chief – Victim

    Aaaaaaaand Disqus acting up again

    • Lu

      I blame all the gifs

    • Hammersteyn

      It Is?

      • Admiral Chief – Victim

        Stopped loading new comments (not nested comments) after THREE HUNDRED

    • R1ker

      Mine seem to be working still. But I use chrome for Discuss. Firefox does not seem to like it much.

      • Admiral Chief – Victim

        Chrome here as well

        • Ir0nseraph

          Running fine and in chrome.

          • Hammersteyn

            Same here

          • Admiral Chief – Victim

            Already refreshed, too late now, hehe

  • Was wondering when this would appear

    oh and my game is the Last of Us, finally finished it a few months ago, even though I had it since for a long time haha, and Rise of the Tomb Raider, almost forgot

    • Hammersteyn

      XD cant wait for the sequel

      • Lu

        The Second Last of Us?

        • Hammersteyn

          The Lastestest of Us?

          • R1ker

            No more of us?

          • Hammersteyn

            Some of US

          • R1ker

            I think that will be the prequal

          • Hammersteyn

            XD

          • VampyreSquirrel

            Trump of us?

          • Hammersteyn

            Build that wall!

      • Me2

    • Admiral Chief – Victim

      Nice, glad you liked it

      • More like loved, going to do a new game + soon, hopefully

  • Hammersteyn

    350!

    • Admiral Chief – Victim

      368

      • Hammersteyn

        I’m posting every time we pass the 50 barrier

      • HvR

        • Original Heretic

          So terrible that even Clarkson had a go at it on The Grand Tour….

          • Hammersteyn

            Everyone has, there’s even an app on Android

          • Original Heretic

            How to screw up big numbers, by Jacob Zuma?

            Wasn’t there a movie called Jacob’s Ladder?
            Zuma would probably miscount the number of rungs.

          • Hammersteyn

            I bet it was right after that speech that they contemplated dropping the passing grade for math to 20% I mean if there are more and more morons with Matric certificates out there the president might not look that uneducated

          • Original Heretic

            Terrible thing is, if your parents have a guvvament position, you get pushed through school, even if you fail on your ass.
            That’s why we have officials walking around who acquired their jobs via nepotism, and they can hardly speak English. They got 10% for English. But it’s a pass.

          • Hammersteyn

            Passing like a kidney stone

          • Original Heretic

            Except that they feel no pain themselves, they give it to everyone else.

          • Mistake Not…

            15 years ago: You got 20% for math?! Good luck with life, ya dumbass.
            Today: You got 20% for math?! Why, you could even become president! The world is your oyster!

  • Don’t accidentally hit one of your bookmarks when opening new comments xD

    It’s pretty rough getting back in.

  • RAM usage at 90% xD

  • Dutch Matrix

    Ugh. Guys in our office is playing COD. “Did someone just shoot me with an RPG?” Dunno why but that utterance makes me wanna murder him. XD

    • Original Heretic

      Use a knife, really piss him off.

      • A shotgun gets better results in anger levels

      • Dutch Matrix

        Frankly I have better games to play… FALLOUT!!!!

        • Mistake Not…

          FARMING SIMULATOR!!!!

    • Lu

      Haha my favourite tactic back in the lan days. That and screaming “Alalalalalaah” with a cooked grenade to suicide bomb.

    • Hammersteyn
  • Hammersteyn
    • Ir0nseraph

      A gif at 400, what do we get at a 1000 ?

      • Hammersteyn

        My nude pics

      • HvR

        Video of Kromas playing VR in the nude

      • Mistake Not…

        2 & 1/2 gifs.

      • Lu

        Disappointed?

        • Hammersteyn

          Dishonoured 3?

          • Lu

            Same thing?

          • Hammersteyn

            hehe sure

        • Sageville

          I dunno, the ones with the Hamster and the vacuum cleaner aren’t that bad….

          • Lu

            Was referring to anything I look forward to.

  • Mistake Not…

    So I’m late. (Ignore if gif has already been posted. Not gonna dig through 400+ comments XD)

    http://i.giphy.com/mnyMpAyg1fB9C.gif

    • HairyEwok

      To be fair you only need to look at the gifs posted in the 400+ posts, which would be ehhhh about 350 posts XD

  • HvR

    All the small things

    • Lu

      Great. Now I have THAT damn song in my head.

    • Hammersteyn

      True care, truth brings

      • HvR

        I’ll take one lift

        • Hammersteyn

          Your ride best trip

          • HvR

            Always I know

          • You’ll be at my show

          • HvR

            Watching

          • Waiting

          • HvR

            commiserating

          • Mistake Not…

            Never gonna give you up

          • Hammersteyn

            BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

          • Sê dis nie so

          • HvR

            ek wil nie gaan nie

          • Sit die ligte af

          • Hammersteyn

            Dra my huis toe

          • HvR

            na na

          • na

          • Hammersteyn

            na

          • HvR

            na na

          • Hammersteyn

            BATMAN

          • Laat nag

          • HvR

            kom huis …. nee wag wat?

          • werks kak

          • HvR

            ek weet

          • Hammersteyn

            Sy los my rose by die trap(WTF)

          • Donner! Sy gee om oor my

          • Hammersteyn

            Sê dis nie so

          • R1ker

            ek sal nie gaan nie

          • Hammersteyn

            Eskom sit die lig af

          • HvR

            inbrekers breek in m huis in

          • HvR
          • Lu

            steel my motorfiets. Sorry Admiral.

          • R1ker

            Sorry Admiral – ek het dalk bietjie harder vir Lu se comment gelag as wat ek moes.

          • R1ker

            ek weet

          • HvR

            dra my huis toe

    • R1ker
  • Mistake Not…

    I’ve waited the whole year for this community talk (in a totally not sad way).

    funny-cat-gif.gif

    • R1ker

      Last year I was still working. This year I am lucky enough to be on leave but I logged on everyday just to see when it was coming. Should actually be mowing the lawn but this is way more fun.

  • Admiral Chief – Victim

    Ok, you guys have fun, I expect a full report Hammer.

    Otto, keep it weird!

    I’m off, sorting out insurance kak etc etc, wish me luck

  • Hammersteyn
    • Lu

      The only use for one those things is to beat the people using them to death with it.

    • Ir0nseraph

      O shit my mother gave me one for Xmas, and the wife now likes it and I am like nooooooooo.

      • Hammersteyn

        Gaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

      • Hammersteyn

        Your mother is Evil 😛

    • Mistake Not…

      ‘The length of the selfie stick is always inversely proportional to the intelligence of the person using it.’
      -Isaac Newton

    • This Gif is still loading O.o

  • HvR

    Hold..

  • HvR
    • le sigh

    • Lu

      Who’s the tool? XD

      • HvR

        Ottokie

        PS never let anybody on Lazzy gamer get your personal details or worse a photo

        • Lu

          I know. Being a douche.

        • Hammersteyn

          Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

          • 2007 xD

            This is why people give me kak

          • Hammersteyn

            Never 4 get it seems

          • Lu

            Dude. My 2007 pics are 300% worse.

          • Hammersteyn

            Mine is……… thinner

          • Lu

            I still weigh about the same actually. But for some reason I though a mohawk was a great idea….

          • Hammersteyn

            LOL!

          • HvR

            Pfft it was taken last month

          • Lu

            Anyway if this was taken in 2007, you were pretty massive for a 7 year old.

      • No one in his student years

  • Hammersteyn
    • Lu

      NOT SAFE FOR WORK! I’m in a cubicle dammit!

      • Hammersteyn

        Agreed, Twerking is NSFW

        • Dutch Matrix

          Twerking is NSFL. I tend to shoot twerkers on site…

          • Hammersteyn

            I’ll carry the spare ammo

      • HvR

        *twerkbicle

  • Dutch Matrix
    • Hammersteyn

      Wow, this things are tilting the set

      • Hammersteyn

        *those

        • Dutch Matrix

          Yeah. My sister does tend to make the men loose -200 speech points

          • Lu

            Didn’t know you were from THAT part of the Vaal….. XD

          • R1ker

            xD

          • Hammersteyn

            LOL!

          • Lu

            Though to be fair if my sister looked like that I may have considered may have considered a Game of Thrones situation….

  • HvR
  • Well Disqus just konked out on my browser xD

    • R1ker

      I also had to reload. Struggling to keep up with new posts.

      • Lu

        Minimise the bigger old convos

        • Lu

          Trust me I’m a web developer =;,,;=

      • Some of the comments are disappearing. I can see the new comment update but nothing is there

        • R1ker

          Yeah I noticed that as well

  • HvR
    • Hammersteyn

      XD

    • R1ker

      Welcome JJ

    • Lu

      Isn’t that the eurovision chick that sings so well?

    • You just love to give people the wrong idea about us xD

  • “select sort by newest
    seem 500 is disqusses limit”

    Copy pasta from Hagrid.
    It helps.
    Button is there >>>>

  • Hammersteyn

    So close to 600 but I need to use the loo 🙁

    • Lu

      GET TO THA CHOPPA

    • You can make it in time!

      RUN BARRY…
      run

      • Hammersteyn

        Peed on my leg 🙁

        • Lu

          Hahahahaha good for the skin apparently

          • R1ker

            Apparently that is what you should do if stung by a jelly fish

          • Lu

            Yep. But heard of beauticians that pee in buckets and rub it on their faces.

          • R1ker

            o_0

          • Lu

            Yeah.
            “Whats that smell babe?”
            “Nothing”

          • R1ker

            Note to self – never kiss a girl on the cheek that just came from the beauticians.

          • Lu

            Hahaha doubt its a common practice

        • R1ker

          xD

        • Just say it was a jellyfish sting

          • Ir0nseraph

            LoL

  • The browser stutter is real!

    It’s like console gaming at this point xD

    • R1ker

      lol

    • HvR

      Is there a Pro Scorpio Chrome plugin?

  • R1ker

    While Hammer is going to the loo let me feed the kids. Lucklily I got 2 minute noodles

  • 600

  • Hammersteyn
    • well that’s…random xD

      • Hammersteyn

        Random.org? Everyone loves that site

        • Ir0nseraph

          Don’t talk about that site, I hate that site, I am yet to make it in the top 10.

          • Hammersteyn

            Think I’ve won twice on it…

          • Ir0nseraph

            O really a mod winning twice, that’s not suspicious at all 😛

          • Hammersteyn

            Hehe, this was before I was a mod…. Hey wait, I Quit 😛

          • HvR

            Bah I once made spots 2,3,4,5,7,8,9 in the same draw

          • You missed one

          • HvR

            precisely

        • R1ker

          Down vote

          • Hammersteyn

            LOL!

          • Hammersteyn

            Then you’re gonna mark the bottom comment as spam

        • 6 years…not one flippen win

          Believe me when I say I hate Random.org xD

          • Hammersteyn

            I think people hate the lurkers more

          • They come out to play now and then 😛

          • Lu

            Take it that’s the group that only comes out for the competitions?

          • HvR

            Let’s try to get them to comment here…

          • Hammersteyn

            Start a comp. Leave at least 10 comments to win. Watch the article surpass 10 000 comments. Profit

          • HvR

            Look up ^^^^^^^

          • Hammersteyn

            LOOOOOOOOOL!

          • Ir0nseraph

            Now that sounds good, might need to get Ottokie some ram though.

          • Lu

            Battering Ram?

          • HvR
          • Lu

            Whahahahahaha

          • Hammersteyn

            BWHAHAHAHAHA

          • The sound the ram makes?

          • Hammersteyn

            When he rams?

          • huehuehue

          • Ir0nseraph

            Hahaha

          • This poor little office PC

          • Hammersteyn

            Yeah and they tend to win. It’s not like they’re doing anything wrong and I can understand that most can’t sit and comment everyday. But it just leaves us with a glowing feeling when one of the regulars win

          • Lu

            Yeah makes sense.

    • Lu

      Nuke from orbit!

  • HvR

    So Geoff sent me a message everybody who comments here gets enter into a draw early next year

    • Lu

      Yay! Long live Geoff!

    • Sageville

      Random.org FTL

      • VampyreSquirrel

        random.org will probably crash as badly as Disqus is.

  • Lu

    Hammer I thought you were gonna post every 50?

  • Hammersteyn
    • Lu

      ALL THE UPVOTES

    • HvR

      • Hammersteyn

        YASS!

    • Original Heretic

  • Hit 1000 comments or do paperwork so that I don’t get kakked out by boss man next year…

    Tough choice

    • Hammersteyn

      He need 1000 so that we can dedicate it to @Admiral_Chief:disqus

      • Last years record was over 1500…we have some work xD

        • Hammersteyn

          True, but this year there are fewer peeps it seems

        • Hammersteyn

          Also a 1000 is at least in the 4 digit range

    • Lu

      To quote : “This job is temporary, success is forever”

  • Hammersteyn
    • Already!

      I did not even notice

      • Hammersteyn

        Me neither, had to get one quick

    • VampyreSquirrel

      That’s crazy

      • I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD!

        • Lu

          SHINING SHIMMERING SPLEEEENDIIIID!

          • Original Heretic

            No, stop, STAHP!

          • Lu

            TELL ME PRINCESS. NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART DECIDE?

          • Original Heretic

            You’re all bastards, all of you.

            Gawd I hate that song. And it’s a deep seated hate….

          • Lu

            Caaaan you feel the loooove tonight…..

          • Hammersteyn

            HAHAHAHAHA

          • Original Heretic

            No problem with that one, I never had to perform it1

          • TOO YOUTUBE!

          • Lu

            Waaaaat? Proof or it never happened!

          • Original Heretic

            Nyet! I couldn’t get through 10 minutes of that DVD without turning it off and vowing that nobody I knew would ever get to see it. Not even my wife has seen it.

          • Lu

            If we reach 1000 comment you have to upload it!

          • Lu

            *comments

          • Original Heretic

            I lost it. Years ago. On purpose.
            All my other performances were much stronger. I sucked as Aladdin. Well, the show sucked. And the script sucked.

          • Lu

            Beeeeew

          • Original Heretic

            Bew? Is that a bad Jew?

          • HvR
          • Original Heretic

            Ha! That aint. So they suck more.

          • HvR

            If I post enough times it will become it….

          • Well sit back. It’s time for the BEAR NECESSITIES!

        • Original Heretic

          DON’T!! Please don’t…..

          • Hammersteyn

            A HOLE NEW WORD!

          • A WHOLE NEW WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • Lu

            A WHOLE FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW!

          • Hammersteyn

            NO ONE TO TELL US NO!!!!!!

          • Lu

            OR WHERE TO GO!

          • HvR

            OR SAY WE ARE ONLY DREEEAAAAMMMM-ING

          • Original Heretic

            “Hole” new world?

          • Lu

            That’s the Alladin Porn parody

          • Original Heretic

            Ha!

          • HvR

            A NEW FANTASTIC TIP TO VIEW????

          • Hammersteyn

            Just the tip?

          • HvR

            Yes just the tip … for now

            LOL

            The next line can stay as is is although it gets a bit non-consensual

  • R1ker
    • You’re gonna spill it

      • R1ker

        Nope – i am gonna sip it

        • Hammersteyn

          I’d sip the spillage out of the carpet right about now

        • But it’s like 90 degrees sideways

          • R1ker

            Discuss screwed it up. Was fine when I dragged and dropped it – but not on the floor 🙂

          • Hammersteyn

            Maybe he’s halfway between here and downunder?

    • Hammersteyn

      *Cries

    • Lu

      Ew. Can’t you get real beer?

      • Hammersteyn

        Anything but Black Label

        • R1ker

          Agreed

        • R1ker

          Or Heineken. Proe soos bad water

          • Hammersteyn

            It does XD

          • Original Heretic

            Blasphemy!

        • Lu

          I’m a WindyCorner guy

          • R1ker

            Windhoek??

          • Lu

            Yep. But Draught. I’d rather pay a bit extra and enjoy my beer

          • R1ker

            That is a nice beer. But I am originally from Windhoek so my taste might be a bit biased.

          • Lu

            Hahaha.

          • Original Heretic

            No, there’s actually a beer out now called WindyCorner. It’s made in Australia.

          • Lu

            Serious? Thats epic!

          • Original Heretic

            Please don’t tell me you’re that gullible…

          • Lu

            Have you seen the names of SA craft beers? It’s not a far stretch?

          • Hammersteyn

            Sies, Aussie beer 🙁

          • R1ker

            Spoeg op grond

          • Hammersteyn

            Dankie!

        • Ja nee

    • Sageville

      BASTARDO!

    • Matthew Figueira

      But why is it stuck to the wall? O_o

      • Lu

        More concerning, why is the wall furry?

        • Matthew Figueira

          Carpeted wall? Wtf is this… the 70s??????????

          • Lu

            When life hands you a Jeffrey……

      • I never knew you could generate this much static with a single beer.

        • Matthew Figueira

          xD

    • Matthew Figueira

      Also, omg that looks goooooooooooooooooooooooood! So chilled :O

  • VampyreSquirrel

    • R1ker

      No, please no. Now my 3 year old is all ready next to me demanding that i play that clip.

      • Hammersteyn

        Show her this

        • R1ker

          xD that was awesome

      • Hammersteyn

        O crap I thought you said 30 years old

  • Hammersteyn
  • HvR
  • HvR
    • Sageville

      Looks like Hammer’s “Upvote Machine”

  • Hammersteyn
    • R1ker

      We should be making a 1000 easily

      • Lu

        GG WP EZ

  • Ir0nseraph

    Sort by newest , good luck finding anything about people’s best games of 2016 🙂

    • Hammersteyn

      XD

      • Ir0nseraph

        A sort by gif’s would be pretty handy.

        • Hammersteyn

          I’m working my ass off

          • Ir0nseraph

            Well who knows you might get another bath room break in less then 200 comments 😛

    • HvR

      Sort by oldest to get to the boring stuff

      • Ir0nseraph

        XD

    • Original Heretic

      Won’t happen.

      In other words, don’t leave this site until you well and ready to.

    • HvR

      LOL the best comment is 777

      #Never_forget_rants

    • R1ker

      Wow – all ready forgot that was the topic at one stage

      • Lu

        Is that not what LagZ comments always do?

    • Hammersteyn

      Oh, right….

  • AfricanTime

    Best games of the year:
    Ghost busters
    Every game on PS plus

    • HvR

      Every game on PS+ , LOL good one

    • Hammersteyn

      Tower of Monsters was pretty good

      • Ir0nseraph

        I am trying to think of one good game we did get free on PS+, o wait BroForce was great until the Lag killed it.

        • Lu

          You want it on PC? Got a key to throw away

          • R1ker

            If he does not want it I will take it

          • Lu

            Coolio. Theres only room in my life for one pixel game

          • Lu

            Should I just drop it here or mail it?

          • R1ker

            Thanks man. Can you mail it please? [email protected]

          • Lu

            Sent

          • R1ker

            Thanks a mill!!! 🙂

          • Lu

            Cool man.

          • Next target is 1000 new inbox emails 😛

          • Lu

            Haha I’ve already signed him up for 3 chinese wife services and 2 nigerian money schemes

          • Ir0nseraph

            Give it to R1ker thanks, I doubt that I will get to it on PC, rather give it to someone that will use it.

          • Lu

            will do

        • HvR

          My PS+ is officially expiring tomorrow

          Sony …
          http://i.imgur.com/PvSjAS3.gif

        • Hammersteyn

          Transformers and Resident Evil HD

  • Original Heretic
    • Hammersteyn
      • Lu

        Why they gotta whitewash everything?

      • Original Heretic

        Prometheus wasn’t bad, it just wasn’t what people wanted.

        When they heard Ridley Scott was taking over again, they were looking for something more akin to the original.
        And it was far from that.

        • Lu

          I actually liked Prometheus.

          • Hammersteyn

            I liked parts of it, like everything up until the end

          • Lu

            Yeah pretty much.

          • Original Heretic

            Ditto.

            But I still can’t figure out why the scientists are always so stupid.

          • Lu

            *American Scientists XD

          • HvR

            Don’t get me started on Interstellar

          • Hammersteyn

            I loved it!

          • HvR

            Seriously Interstellar? it was like the physicists in the movie got their schooling at South African school

          • Hammersteyn

            That may be, but it was still entertaining

          • Original Heretic

            Worse, American schools.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            The ending fucked it.

          • Hammersteyn

            Agreed, the black hole should have crushed him. Also, welcome!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            I made a relevant comment before you lot even reached 100. 😉

          • Hammersteyn

            Cant find it 😛

          • HvR

            No pretty much fucked when they went full retard and decided to visit the planet which they had the least data about first knowingly it would fook up the rest of the mission due to time dilation

        • Sageville

          It was kinda bad, it felt like a bad copy.

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          Prometheus was worse than just bad, I can handle bad, it was stupid.

          • Original Heretic

            I sense much anger…

            Wait….I’m getting an image….
            It, it’s a pub…the men’s bathroom stall….
            I see…oh no! Penis! Wait…two penises!!!

            Gay…so very gay….
            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9e3b77364b59bf1afd0858a52b375af7a6f6f966e1ff55c1193865d262f1a997.jpg

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Not if they’re dueling. Then it’s very manly. It’s practically cock fighting.

          • Original Heretic

            Man! I just found out the other day that cock fighting actually involved two chickens. 12 months of training, down the toilet!

          • The more I read this comment the worse it gets

          • R1ker

            xD Still can’t stop laughing

    • Whats wrong with Terra Nova? 😛

      • R1ker

        That was actually one cheesy show. But it is one of my guilty pleasures cause I enjoyed it.

        • Original Heretic

          I’m glad it got cancelled.

          • Lu

            Ark: the series.

          • Ir0nseraph

            I totally forgot about the show, can’t remember the ending, I just hate it when a show gets cancelled and the story isn’t finished like Roswell.

          • Lu

            Sometthing bermuda trianglish if I remember correctly

          • Or Firefly

          • Hammersteyn

            Overated

          • Lu

            Haha I agree but dayum thats some flamebait right there

          • …I have never watched it, I just know it from stepping in tears on the internet somewhere.

          • Ir0nseraph

            You can be lucky I use you for free games or this friendship was over 🙂

          • Hammersteyn

            XD

          • Ir0nseraph

            O that was one of my best shows, the movie tried to wrap it up at least but the show was cut down way too early.

          • Original Heretic

            Due to Joss Whedon giving the producers a stupid ultimatum.

            “Sign now for 3 more seasons or cancel it now.”

          • Ir0nseraph

            A-hole

            It is a concern these days, I now wait for a full season to finished and season 2 to be announced before I invest in a new show, unless it’s HBO they just bring it at the moment.

          • Hammersteyn

            I remember there was a show with that name

          • Original Heretic

            Flash forward. Cliff hangar ending, but already cancelled.

        • I enjoyed it aswell

      • Hammersteyn
        • Original Heretic

          Upton gets an upvote!

          • R1ker

            Why can’t I up vote more than once????

          • Original Heretic

            Trying using a different body part.

      • Sageville

        They jumped the T-Rex?

  • Matthew Figueira

    Guise I started DOOM last night and omg PEWPEWPEW 😀

    • Hammersteyn

      About time XD

      • Matthew Figueira

        Hate to wait for it to be on sale 😛 not all gaming journos are rolling in cash dollar you know!

        • HvR

          Geoff keeping all the review bribe money for his VR?

        • Ir0nseraph

          Well a steak and egg diet doesn’t help .

          • Matthew Figueira

            Steak and egg 4 lyf!

          • Ir0nseraph

            It’s good I can’t deny.

        • Hammersteyn

          In the same boat, waiting for a FFXV special

          • Original Heretic

            But FFV is just special.

          • It was on special at Raru and BTGames last week

          • Hammersteyn

            Digital or nothing

    • Steam sale tomorrow!

      Gotta get it.

    • VampyreSquirrel

      Can’t wait to get my hands on it!

      Also hi Matt

      • Matthew Figueira

        HI <3

  • Hammersteyn
    • Rick rolled right before the target xD

  • R1ker

    Eish – comments disappearing again. F5!!

  • Jonah Cash

    Mother of pearl you people need to work!! Not sit around playing on LAZZYGAMERS BLOB!!

    • Ir0nseraph

      Not today sir.

      • Jonah Cash

        My fear is that it might also not be tomorrow at this rate!

        • Ir0nseraph

          XD

    • VampyreSquirrel

      You can’t tell me what to do! You’re not my real mom!

      • Jonah Cash

        Bah hambug!!

    • Hammersteyn

      You can’t tell me what to do! You’re not stronger than Captain America!

      • Jonah Cash

        I’ll put his balls in a vice till he says uncle…

    • R1ker

      I am already on leave!! See the beer pic somewhere in here.

        • Hammersteyn

          GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

        • R1ker

          Yummieeeee

          • And it’s right side up even 😛

          • R1ker

            Ja ja

        • Lu

          Screw it. Gonna go to capital craft next week.

        • Ir0nseraph

          O great now this day will just feel longer.

          • This castle tank draft is my new spirit animal

          • Ir0nseraph

            That can work.

      • Jonah Cash

        I’m going to SAB in Newlands tomorrow… To assess a car for one of their workers 🙁

  • HvR

    Dammit they are hitting malls all over cape town today.

    N1 CIT robbery
    Vangate armed robbery
    Then N1 was hit again at the PnP
    And now it seem Canal Walk as well

    • AfricanTime

      I was about to go to N1 , bugger that now

    • Jonah Cash

      Wow, went past N1 City twice today. Likely I hate malls so I should be fine. Funny they haven’t hit Cape Gate yet… They like to hit it this time of year.

      • R1ker

        Touch wood 🙁

        • Jonah Cash

          My wife usually hits me on the head when she says that… I just ducked instinctively while reading your post.

          • R1ker

            Should I edit so it reads morning wood???

          • Jonah Cash

            She doesn’t fall for that… I have tried 🙂

          • R1ker

            xD

          • Original Heretic

            Usually I’d say “try harder”, but in this context/conversation….

      • VampyreSquirrel

        N1 got hit twice today, and you went there twice… suspicious… 😛

        • Jonah Cash

          ssssshhhhh

  • Ir0nseraph

    Damn my turn to F5.

    • R1ker

      Dude it is becoming habit now with me. The only thing is when I F5 i don’t get notifications on replies to older posts. I don’t wanna miss a thing

      • Original Heretic

        Soooooo… you don’t wanna close your eyes, you don’t wanna fall asleep…?

        • Lu

          Hahahahahaha

        • R1ker

          xD

      • It is a sacrifice to the greater good

  • Original Heretic

    1000 approaches fast!!

  • Yasss!

  • 1000

    EVO!!!

    • Ir0nseraph

      We did it

  • Hammersteyn
    • Matthew Figueira

      What on earth xD why this gif?

      EDIT: only saw the bottle now. Hahahahaha!

      • Hammersteyn

        Because we’re all monkeys typing and drinking beer

        • Original Heretic

          Speak for yourself!

          I don’t drink beer.

          • Hammersteyn

            Then you don’t drink 😛

          • Original Heretic

            Correct.

          • R1ker

            Upvote times a zillion

    • Just gonna leave an upvote while I wait for this crappy work interwebs to load it xD

    • R1ker

      That is kind a me right now

    • HvR
      • Hammersteyn

        BWAHAHAHAHAHA

      • Ir0nseraph

        XD XD

      • R1ker

        That looks….. different

        • HvR

          That is Gavin’s happy face

          • This is what happens if you drink lite beer

  • Matthew Figueira

    Why have the comments slowed down? Get back to work, you lazy bastards 😛

    • Lu

      Well this is LazyGamer, not “dedicated to doing more than the minimal required”Gamer…

    • VampyreSquirrel

      You’ve got room to talk.

      How’s the editing going?

      • Matthew Figueira

        I’m on holiday 😛

  • R1ker

    Aaaaannnnd… F5

  • R1ker
    • VampyreSquirrel

      Enjoy man

    • Dutch Matrix

      Sit naked in the pool and drink beer and play with dolls?

    • Mistake Not…

      A pool? Oooh fancy. I have a bath filled with cold water.

      • R1ker

        Still better than being at the office 😛

    • Hammersteyn

      What’s your husbands name?

    • Ir0nseraph

      Enjoy the best I can hope for is a cold beer once I leave the office.

  • VampyreSquirrel
    • Why have yo betrayed me!

      • VampyreSquirrel

        Hooman put the camera down and save me!!!

  • Dutch Matrix

    Hey! I have 4 hours into Fallout 4 and have not died once! Granted, the game was on pause for 2 hours…

    • Mistake Not…

      Lemme guess, the other 2 hours was in the character creation screen.

      • Dutch Matrix

        “Lemme guess.. someone stole your sweetroll.” That is how my mind finished that. Skyrim too much. And yes. Two hours on character creation. I had to figure out how to change her hair color.

        • Mistake Not…

          I spent around an hour on my character, with only minor changes done to the base model. Worth it.

          • Dutch Matrix

            Ugh no. I spend more than 20 minutes on a character and she ends up looking like Darryn…

          • Lu

            Preset. Red Hair. Smaller nose. Save.

            I wear a helmet 90% of the time anyway

          • Dutch Matrix

            I KNOW!!! THAT SUX! The default female character in Fallout 4 is hands down the pants hot! uhmmmmm….

          • Lu

            Hahaha playing a male char at the moment. But kinda bored with fallout 4. As soon as Skyrim SE gets the script editor and enb I’m gonna tackle that mountain again.

  • Dutch Matrix

    I am somehow cold and hot all at once! Must be dating Katy Perry then.

  • Mistake Not…

    I’m gone for 2 hours and I miss 500+ comments.

    This is fine…

    • Ir0nseraph

      Yeah no need to worry it’s not like the 500 comments was about our best games of 2016.

    • VampyreSquirrel

      Nothing wrong… we’ll probably have another article tomorrow.

    • Lu

      I actually started working and the number only increased by 50…

  • How many times a year can you say you had to refresh because you hit the 500 comment disqus limit

    • Ir0nseraph

      This will be my first, but the F5 had to be used more than once.

  • Lord Chaos

    Holy Hell, over a thousand comments?

    • Lu

      Welcome to the party!

    • Yes, it’s long and vast…like the Nyl

      • Lord Chaos

        I’m gonna go look for a flash game that has a selection of weapons you can use to eviscerate bronies.

    • Hammersteyn
      • Yeaaaa…no

      • Ir0nseraph

        Damn now the clown from IT isn’t alone on my list anymore, that’s a freaky bunny.

        • Lord Chaos

          You should watch Donnie Darko…

          • Ir0nseraph

            * Takes note , i will add it to list of old movies I missed and need to watch.

          • Hammersteyn

            Yes!

    • Dutch Matrix

      Nothing holy about hell…

      • Original Heretic

        Ever been there? No? Then your opinion is based on propaganda!

        • Hammersteyn

          I’ve been there, also known as a mall during Christmas season

          • Just don’t go to any CPT mall today 😛

          • Hammersteyn

            On no, you misunderstand. I’m there to punish people

          • Do you walk behind them with a big ass bell and say “SHAME!” in a deep voice?

          • Hammersteyn

            More like I carry I pointy stick and say “SCRAM”

          • Lu

            I wish it was legal to machete sheeple

          • Hammersteyn

            YES!

      • Lord Chaos

        It has angels… Granted they are fallen ones, but still.

  • VampyreSquirrel
  • Hammersteyn
    • VampyreSquirrel

      lol

    • Original Heretic

      Now I want pizza. Thanks, Hammer!! Thanks so much…..

      Wait.

      I always want pizza.

      Never mind then, carry on.

      • Hammersteyn

        XD

  • HvR

    • Hammersteyn

      One of the best channels on Youtube

  • Ir0nseraph

    Ok this was fun , I am done for today , hope you guys get to 1200 at least.

    • VampyreSquirrel

      We’ll see… people are going to start disappearing over the next 25 minutes

      • Mistake Not…

        We tired, bro.

        • VampyreSquirrel

          Damn straight, but I’m here until 5pm

    • Hammersteyn

      Gif is ready just in case. Chat laters

  • Original Heretic

    Whaaaaaaat? 20 minutes since the last post?!

    UNACCEPTABLE!!

  • VampyreSquirrel
    • Original Heretic

      There’s a dirty comment just waiting to happen.

  • Hammersteyn

    In Other News…… CAN THIS DAY JUST END!

    • Original Heretic

      It can. But will it?

      • Hammersteyn

        It’s inevitable. BEEEEEEEEEEER

  • Hammersteyn

    @ottokie:disqus just for you!

    • VampyreSquirrel

      *curiosity click*

      • Hammersteyn

        They’re very thorough with their research

        • clicked halfway in, saw stuff from current season. Backed out xD

          • Hammersteyn

            But, but, ponies

          • Original Heretic

            Don’t you also start now. One pink lover is bad enough around here.

          • Hammersteyn

            I was rooting for Deadpool. Video ended in an unexpected way

        • VampyreSquirrel

          Yep they are, I’ve watched a bunch of these.

    • VampyreSquirrel

      Ah ScrewAttack… love their work.

  • VampyreSquirrel
  • Original Heretic

    34 comments to go for 1 200.

    Step right up, step right up!

    You there, in the pink unicorn outfit! Put the beer down and write something!
    You there with the hard hitting name! Post another funny gif!

    • Lord Chaos

      And what am I? cannon fodder?

      • Original Heretic

        I give up, what are you?

    • What beer?

      HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

      • Original Heretic

        The one you’re imagined you’ll be drinking later.
        If they allow you to buy some. How often do you have to show ID?

        • I am still very hungover from last night, so redbull and braaivleis only tonight

          • Hammersteyn

            Pizza and beer. Been a week since I had pizza 🙁

          • Original Heretic

            Sadly enough, same here. This needs to change! Sooooon!!

          • I found a bottle of Tabasco in the office yesterday and promptly ordered a pizza

          • Original Heretic

            Did it look up at you say “I’ve been here since 1973!”

          • Hammersteyn

            1973 – U.S. President Richard Nixon announces the suspension of offensive action in North Vietnam. A good year

          • VampyreSquirrel

            2 weeks 🙁

          • Hammersteyn

            Dayum, it’s Christmas. Get festive already

          • VampyreSquirrel

            Being festive costs money 😛

          • A LOT of money

          • VampyreSquirrel

            A LOT of money I don’t have 😛

          • I had to pay back a lot of loan money this month…I might actually have to buy black label beer

          • Hammersteyn

            And then Titanfall 2 o/

          • Then board a plane to PTA o/

          • Lord Chaos

            NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • Prepare yourself

          • Lord Chaos

            Already gave your picture to the security guards and told them to shoot on sight

          • Hammersteyn

            They’re gonna be on the lookout for a unicorn?

          • Or a first year student XD

          • Hammersteyn

            ROFL

    • Hammersteyn

      We made it!

  • Hammersteyn

    teehee (pushing for triggers)
    https://sli.mg/veuwer3p93.jpg

    • Original Heretic

      Looks like a wanker starter pack to me.

      • Hammersteyn

        Haha

  • Original Heretic

    Right! Work is done. I’m out! Happy gaming tonight, other%&@^ers

    • No gaming for me till next year 🙁

      • Hammersteyn

        Nooo! Why?

        • The whole flying to PTA thing. Means no PC is coming with a no self respecting PC gamer plays on a laptop 😛

          • Hammersteyn

            That’s why I bought a VITA. Need to have some gaming

          • I will be playing Pokemon Go…teehee

          • Hammersteyn

            LOL! Just be careful where you walk.

          • Depends where we drive.

            I don’t walk in this game 😛

          • VampyreSquirrel

            He’s gonna be close to the Admiral’s side of the world.

          • VampyreSquirrel

            Not taking the 3DS?

          • I am but I will probably not get to it as usual

          • VampyreSquirrel

            Also true… you probably won’t be able to see the screen most of the time.

          • Dare I ask why? xD

          • VampyreSquirrel
          • Beer can’t get me drunk. Brandy on the other hand does a pretty good job

          • R1ker

            Brandy maak my baie sterk

          • Hammersteyn

            *Jy dink jy’s sterk
            Karate water kan misleidend wees
            😛

          • VampyreSquirrel

            That one didn’t work, so I’ll go with this gif.

            http://i.imgur.com/s0eEYuA.gif

          • Sies

          • VampyreSquirrel

            jy’s sies

          • Hammersteyn

            DAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

          • Admiral Chief

            Not DAAAAAAAAWWWWW
            Either DAAAWWWWG or DAAAAAWCHSHUND (although that does not look like a worsie)

        • Also the reason I pushed hard last week to finish up FF15

          • Lord Chaos

            O_o

          • You just read “push hard” right?

          • Lord Chaos

            Mayyybe…

    • VampyreSquirrel

      Enjoy!

  • Hammersteyn
  • 30 min in counting

    • Lord Chaos

      *Obligatory that’s what she said comment

      • *Obligatory spell your name wrong comment

  • VampyreSquirrel

    I think we did well with over 1200 comments.

    Well… I think you guys did well, because some of us were working.

    • Why not both?

      • VampyreSquirrel

        I was literally too busy to comment on here constantly today… I missed a LOT.

        • I was opening comment teehee

          • Hammersteyn

            I was watching numbers run on the screen whilst commenting

          • If you check the trending page on the left side on the home screen, it makes for a good chuckle xD

          • right side

          • Hammersteyn

            2152 weighted score XD
            @Admiral_Chief:disqus will be proud

          • VampyreSquirrel

            lol

          • VampyreSquirrel

            top side

          • flip side

          • VampyreSquirrel

            barrel roll side

          • Hammersteyn

            ?

          • VampyreSquirrel

            I don’t know this song… I’ll have to check it at home.

          • Hammersteyn

            Called side to side

          • Hammersteyn

            It’s crap but the the name is apt for the comment 😛

  • VampyreSquirrel

    Oh wait, it’s Wednesday… *logs onto multiple servers to check updates*

    • VampyreSquirrel

      Oooo and I just got sent more work to do… at 4:50pm

      /tableflip

      • Hammersteyn

        Too bad you already left the office?

        • VampyreSquirrel

          lol I wish, I’m still here… still working.

          • Hammersteyn

            Finished my work. lekker gatvol

          • VampyreSquirrel

            Still here for the next 10 min or so.

  • Hammersteyn
  • HvR

    1255 comments on the wall 1255 ….

  • 40 Insane Frogs

    This was a great gaming year; however in terms of meat space (i.e, the real world) it was a shocker.

  • Admiral Chief

    1260, I’m impressed!

  • Admiral Chief

    Final score, 1262, you made me proud!

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