Every face that your iron fist will connect with in Tekken 7

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: 2017 is a damn good year for fighting games. Injustice 2 drops next week to answer the age-old question of whether or not a Kryptonian solar battery supergod could beat a mortal with too much money in a one on one fight, paving the way for Marvel vs Capcom Infinite later in the year.

Sandwiched between the two, is the delicious filling of Tekken 7.There might be some hair in that slamwich, and you can bet your buns that it’ll look silly. I’ve been waiting for Tekken 7 for too damn long, ever since it was released in Japanese arcades back in 2015. I’m not allowed in Japan, due to an incident with the prime minister, bad fish and my tummy getting the rumblies.

The best iron fist fix arrives on June 2 for Xbox One and PlayStation 4. Also on PC, for some of that sweet sweet extra graphical grunt. Here’s a collection of every face that your educated hands and feet will be colliding with:

In case you can’t see the trailer above, here’s a handy list of every character available, that includes a few familiar favourites:

  • Alisa Bosconovitch
  • Asuka Kazama
  • Bob
  • Bryan Fury
  • Devil Jin
  • Eddy Gordo
  • Eliza
  • Feng Wei
  • Heihachi Mishima
  • Hwoarang
  • Jin Kazama
  • Kazuya Mishima / Devil Kazuya
  • King
  • Kuma
  • Lars Alexandersson
  • Lee Chaolan/ Violet
  • Leo
  • Lili
  • Ling Xiaoyu
  • Marshall Law
  • Miguel Caballero Rojo
  • Nina Williams
  • Panda
  • Paul Phoenix
  • Sergei Dragunov
  • Steve Fox
  • Yoshimitsu
  • Katarina Alves
  • Claudio Serafino
  • Lucky Chloe
  • Shaheen
  • Josie Rizal
  • Gigas
  • Jack-7
  • Kazumi Mishima / Devil Kazumi
  • Akuma
  • Master Raven

    Don’t expect to see everyone’s favourite marsupial Roger show up for this bout. PETA finds that just roo-d. Just remember, if anyone picks Eddie Gordo, then they’re probably terrible people in real life who get off on the misery of others. Even I’m not that evil.

    Last Updated: May 12, 2017

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    Darryn Bonthuys

    Something wrong gentlemen? You come here prepared to read the words of a madman, and instead found a lunatic obsessed with comics, Batman and Raul Julia's M Bison performance in the 1994 Street Fighter movie? Fine! Keep your bio! In fact, now might be a good time to pray to it!

    • Hammersteyn

      Roger = Bad
      Kuma = Good
      Peta
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