First ‘adult’ title hits Xbox Live

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Super Duper Massager

Honestly I am not sure if I should be impressed that someone managed to get around the Microsoft censors or just worried about people in general here.

There is a game that is causing a bit of a stir, and wiggle, on Xbox Live at the moment called Rumble Massage. The game is marketed as a personal masseuse where by you just place the controller behind your neck and then push the buttons to give you the perfect massage.

However it has very quickly been marketed on the Internets forums as the perfect masseuse where by you place the controller in a special place and then fiddle with the buttons until you are satisfied…

Is this just a case of society in general being overtly sexual or do you think this is exactly what the developers were heading for?

Honestly by looking at the instructions above I can’t help but feel that this is what they were going for.

Source: NeoGaf

Last Updated: January 29, 2009

Gavin Mannion

I for one welcome our future robotic overlords

  • spl0it

    EPIC Mode FTMFW!! :heart: :heart: :wub: :wub: :pinch:

  • easy

    is it multiplayer?

  • moegoe

    LOL!!! :w00t:

  • Epic Mode? Hell Yeah! πŸ˜†

  • RivaZA

    I have REZ HD and if you have more that one controller you can enable them to vibrate too. So I could “satisfy” myself and two of my chinas at the same time. Ahh, good times πŸ™‚

  • Wolfy

    looks like my gf is gonna love my xbox controller EVEN more.. quick delete this blog before she comes down on it!!! :angel:

  • Wolfy

    good one :P… but is it really ??? hehehehe

  • I feel ill :sick:

  • EchoZA

    Gawd!!!! @#@%#$%#%@#%#$&$%*$%&# after I have just spent +-R1750 on a LILO for the missus! I could have bought another ARCADE πŸ™‚

  • You spent what on a LiLo :blink: That’s just not right

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