Greenpeace warns against eating your console

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You gotta love Greenpeace, no really you do otherwise everyone thinks your a puppy killer or something.

Anyway these idiots er guys have now come out to warn us that our consoles may cause erectile dysfunction… no not because we play way to many games and don’t spend enough time with the opposite sex but because they contain certain bad chemicals…

Now forgive me if I am wrong here but it’s been a while since I last ingested any part of a gaming console and if you do regularly eat your console then you have way bigger problems than erectile dysfunction to worry about…. Either way you have now been warned…

[Thanks to doobiwan for the tip]

Last Updated: May 30, 2008

Gavin Mannion

I for one welcome our future robotic overlords

  • Naudran

    Greenpeace… bunch of fanatics them. Almost as bad as suicide bombers.

    Now don’t get me wrong, their mission is good… but it’s the way they go about implementing it that scares the living crap out of me.
    Overrunning & highjacking oil tankers is not cool… well, cept when it’s in a game.

    Maybe they really are a bunch of gamers and is only looking out for us 😉

  • j4nr1k

    But, if you had to eat one, which one would be the most healthy to eat?

  • darthdad

    The constant contact with the controller will allow the oils in the plastic to seep into your blood stream overtime.
    The pigmentation used to create the colour white in plastics, is much more harmful than the one used for black.
    Therefore try not to use the white controllers. 😉

  • Fox1

    So which console tastes better and which console is low fat ❓ :mrgreen:

  • j4nr1k

    360 – big juicy cheese burger
    PS3 – Tofu salad
    Wii – Candy floss

  • darthdad


  • Glorified eco terrorism, go hug a tree or sum thing people.

    It is easy pointing out issues anyone can do that but not that easy trying to find a solution.

    larch’s last blog post..Kull: The Conqueror

  • They’d say go plant trees or save seal puppies rather than play games…

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