Idiot Sues Bungie and Microsoft over Halo 3

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The world is full of nasty parasites : Mosquitoes, intestinal worms, lice – and Randy Nunez. Randy, along with a group of other bloodsucking idiots have filed a class-action law suit against Microsoft and Halo 3 developers Bungie, on the grounds that Halo 3, despite all contrary advertising, doesn’t actually work on the Xbox 360. Wait, what?

The suit – 2 years after the fact – actually alleges that Microsoft and Bungie made Halo 3 and stated that it was compatible with the Xbox 360, but that it wasn’t.

“Defendants knew or had reason to know that Halo 3 was being purchased by consumers for use on an Xbox 360 and that the buyers of Halo 3 were relying on Defendants’ skill and judgment to furnish goods suitable for that purpose…. However, Halo 3 does not function with the Xbox 360, and to the contrary, attempted use of Halo 3 consistently causes the Xbox 360 to ‘crash,’ ‘freeze’ or ‘lock up’ while the game is being played.”

“Because Halo 3 is not fit for either its ordinary purpose or for the particular purposes for which it was sold, defendants have breached the statutorily implied warranties of the Song-Beverly Consumer Warranty Act.”

Ummm. I’ve personally played through Halo 3’s single player campaign (and I only fell asleep twice!) as well as its online component (before deciding it was the most boring game ever made) – all without a single issue. A quick look at bungie.net shows that there have been 1,133,677 Halo 3 games just in the last 24 hours, meaning that I’m obviously very wrong about Halo 3 being boring – and Randy Nunez is very wrong about the game being broken.

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Source : TGDaily

Last Updated: September 11, 2009

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I’m old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time – they were capable of being masterpieces. I’m here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

  • janrik

    yeah, 8 million halo 3 players disagree with him

  • ewie

    2 years after the fact not 3 ?

  • Sounds like they’re suing MS for RROD but got the wording very very very wrong.

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