As Geoff and Darryn wing their way to ‘merica, the rest of us are left here in the cold of SA winter. I’m horribly tormented by the evil that is jet lag, and Gavin is just horribly tormented in general. Also, I got full approval to use as many hot men for ION as I like. Mwahahahaha!
At least it’s Friday! Hope everyone has an great weekend and is ready for the E3 awesomeness that will emerge next week!
In Other News: Kickstarter makes Double Fine consider same-sex loving, Dragon’s Dogma pawns will irritate you on the go, and Cleopatra has the worst accent.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because I was too busy trying to figure out my internal clock
News
Massive Chalice, Double Fine’s latest Kickstarter, gets same-sex relationships
New raid system coming to WoW means you don’t have to talk to strangers
Huge update coming to Neverwinter – finding balance!
SimCity only coming to Mac in August
Shady dealings by Zynga when laying off OMGPop employees
Dragon’s Dogma coming to PS Vita
Stuff
Why game chats should never be read out loud
Need to abuse substances to play Spin the Bottle on the Wii
Do we really need to make Ocarina of Time creepier?
Videos
New Trailer for Dying Light, a free-running zombie survival game
Latest trailer for the new remastered Ducktales
Total War Rome II Cleopatra trailer
Model: Holden Nowell
Last Updated: June 7, 2013
OVG
June 7, 2013 at 16:06
NOOOOOOOO!!!! BRENDAAAAAA WE NEED YOU 🙁
WTF how do you mow a lawn if your flipping pants is falling down?
Trevor Davies
June 10, 2013 at 09:11
I bet he drinks straight from the hosepipe too :/
Lardus
June 7, 2013 at 16:17
When I imagined a “Zoe ION”, this is not what came to mind 🙂
Rinceyouropinion
June 7, 2013 at 16:22
Here you go, some medication…
Lardus
June 7, 2013 at 16:38
Haha I think the XBone image is enough without the pills 🙂
Rinceyouropinion
June 7, 2013 at 16:39
What pills? Hahahahaha
Draco Lusus
June 10, 2013 at 09:34
Yasmin is birth control, when I’m stressed I prefer something a little stronger that won’t give me bitch tits.
Rinceyouropinion
June 7, 2013 at 16:23
What a week folks. Thanks for rounding off Zoe! What a day man, I feel like I’ve been put through a 10 round match with Mike Tyson and his tiger. Frack you MS, really.
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
June 7, 2013 at 16:32
I know that feel bro
CaptainNemo42
June 7, 2013 at 16:41
Time for the hard liquor to start flowing. Was hoping for something softer on the eye for the ION header. But, there is always the archives…
Rinceyouropinion
June 7, 2013 at 16:42
Miranda Kerr is above!
Gavin Mannion
June 7, 2013 at 16:43
above isn’t accurate.. it depends on how people have their sorting.. she’s actually under me.. er I mean this..
Rinceyouropinion
June 7, 2013 at 16:46
HAHAHAHA!
Admiral Chief Commander
June 7, 2013 at 16:52
O_O
CaptainNemo42
June 7, 2013 at 16:46
That picture doesn’t count. It’s tainted by swear words.
Rinceyouropinion
June 7, 2013 at 16:47
It’s a litmus test, if you still think she is hot, you will buy an Xbone… 😉
CaptainNemo42
June 7, 2013 at 16:52
I might be desperate, but I still have my dignity.
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
June 7, 2013 at 16:31
Wow this ion girl has a flat chest……what’s going on
FoxOneZA - X-Therminator
June 7, 2013 at 20:39
Be glad you didn’t get moobs to look at…
Rinceyouropinion
June 7, 2013 at 16:42
Have a great weekend everyone, let’s hope the Boks can lift me up from my Protea haze…
Admiral Chief Commander
June 7, 2013 at 16:50
LOL
Admiral Chief Commander
June 7, 2013 at 16:52
drat and double drat
Andre116
June 7, 2013 at 21:45
I’ll let the ION slide this time. But only because it seems that Zoe was doing all the work today. Not even counting all the sandwiches she had to make for Gavin today.
Andre116
June 7, 2013 at 21:52
Well, if this the kind of ION’s we can expect in the foreseeable future, we might as well get it over with and start showing some cock.
Andre116
June 7, 2013 at 21:54
PS. I got that picture by googling “greatest cock ever pics”. You guys should totally go google “greatest cock ever pics” for more awesome pics like this one.
Skyblue
June 8, 2013 at 10:05
lol! Cock Troll!
TechniKyle
June 8, 2013 at 22:05
Zoe, this is the start of a very good friendship. That guy HOT! Call me, Maybe? 😛
Johnnie Finn
June 9, 2013 at 14:07
Impossible to achieve model of beauty. Yet I don’t feel that “he makes me feel bad about myself.” Why? Because I’m not pathetic. Good for him.