Is there anything in life better than free stuff? Yes, there actually is and my list would include a free rubber Batman costume with extra hard nipples, a Harley Davidson 883 cruiser and possibly a Kit Kat right now. But I’ll take what I can get. Every year, SEGA usually throws its hat into an anti-Valentines ring, asking players to Make War, not love.
They’re back this year, with a few free titles to keep you glued to your burning LED monitor instead of locking lips and sucking face with your significant other. This year, you can grab Jet Set Radio, Sega Classics, Golden Axe, Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit, Hell Yeah! Pimp My Rabbit Pack and Hell Yeah! Virtual Rabbit Missions all for gratis on Steam.
You can thank the folks who are currently battling it out in Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War 2, Total War: Attila and Company of Heroes 2. Those players are busy waging the greatest of wars so that certain games can be unlocked. Dawn of War 2 won round one, and is still currently in the lead for round 2 of the promotion which includes more games such as the rather excellent and underrated Binary Domain, Streets of Rage 2 and Condemned: Criminal Origins.
It’s a nifty promotion, for games you probably have or aren’t that interested in. Give Jet Set Radio a try however. It was one of the very best games ever released on the Sega Dreamcast before it went belly-up, and it hasn’t aged too badly at all. Or spend some time blikseming that little potion hobbit in Golden Axe for more of that sweet blue goo that keeps you charged up in the classic action game.
I’m not saying that I have an addiction, but throwing an axe at a Pick ‘n Pay clerk who was unpacking Powerade bottles is probably why I’m banned from those shops.
Last Updated: February 17, 2016
PoisonedBelial
February 17, 2016 at 08:33
Is Jetset Radio any good?
Also, seems to be going for R55… o_O
Grant [_G_] Hancock
February 17, 2016 at 08:46
Select option below that.
Unavengedavo
February 17, 2016 at 08:37
“Or spend some time blikseming that little potion hobbit” <- this is totally a euphemism for fapping isn't it? O_o
Loftus The Primal BeastMaster
February 17, 2016 at 08:45
It could be if you wanted it to be. 😉
VampyreSquirrel
February 17, 2016 at 08:45
Sounds like a reference to finding a treasure goblin in Diablo 3… but if you wanna take it that way, then so be it.
Loftus The Primal BeastMaster
February 17, 2016 at 08:47
Golden Axe was a game that you played at the corner shop cafe for 20c….damnit that was a trick to give away my age.
Hammersteyn
February 17, 2016 at 08:49
Dwarf FTW
Loftus The Primal BeastMaster
February 17, 2016 at 08:50
jy is elke keer die dwerg, dis my beurt, gaan vir ma se!
Hammersteyn
February 17, 2016 at 08:50
All because of the long range his jump attack had. Which is strange because he’s a dwarf
Commander Admiral Chief
February 17, 2016 at 08:51
No one tosses a dwarf
Loftus The Primal BeastMaster
February 17, 2016 at 08:51
Except the Wolf of Wall street!
VampyreSquirrel
February 17, 2016 at 08:49
LOL! 20c? The big silvery ones? Ah those were the days.
Hammersteyn
February 17, 2016 at 08:50
Indeed, I was so pissed when it went from 20c to 50c.
VampyreSquirrel
February 17, 2016 at 08:51
Me too… then I turned around and it was R2.
Unavengedavo
February 17, 2016 at 08:57
If you try and “blikseming that little potion hobbit” in the corner cafe now, you would probably get arrested O_o
VampyreSquirrel
February 17, 2016 at 08:45
HELL YEAH! ehehehehehe
Hammersteyn
February 17, 2016 at 08:47
Golden Axe FTW! First game I saw on a Genesis and it blew my potions away
Loftus The Primal BeastMaster
February 17, 2016 at 08:49
Carefull now with that talk of blowing and potions, people here might get the wrong idea and see it as an euphemism
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 17, 2016 at 09:24
GERLDERN EX!
Commander Admiral Chief
February 17, 2016 at 08:48
Finally, something within my budget!
Hammersteyn
February 17, 2016 at 08:49