Jet Set Radio and other SEGA games are currently free on Steam

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Is there anything in life better than free stuff? Yes, there actually is and my list would include a free rubber Batman costume with extra hard nipples, a Harley Davidson 883 cruiser and possibly a Kit Kat right now. But I’ll take what I can get. Every year, SEGA usually throws its hat into an anti-Valentines ring, asking players to Make War, not love.

They’re back this year, with a few free titles to keep you glued to your burning LED monitor instead of locking lips and sucking face with your significant other. This year, you can grab Jet Set Radio, Sega Classics, Golden Axe, Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit, Hell Yeah! Pimp My Rabbit Pack and Hell Yeah! Virtual Rabbit Missions all for gratis on Steam.

You can thank the folks who are currently battling it out in Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War 2, Total War: Attila and Company of Heroes 2. Those players are busy waging the greatest of wars so that certain games can be unlocked. Dawn of War 2 won round one, and is still currently in the lead for round 2 of the promotion which includes more games such as the rather excellent and underrated Binary Domain, Streets of Rage 2 and Condemned: Criminal Origins.

It’s a nifty promotion, for games you probably have or aren’t that interested in. Give Jet Set Radio a try however. It was one of the very best games ever released on the Sega Dreamcast before it went belly-up, and it hasn’t aged too badly at all. Or spend some time blikseming that little potion hobbit in Golden Axe for more of that sweet blue goo that keeps you charged up in the classic action game.

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Last Updated: February 17, 2016

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  • PoisonedBelial

    Is Jetset Radio any good?

    Also, seems to be going for R55… o_O

    • Grant [_G_] Hancock

      Select option below that.

  • Unavengedavo

    “Or spend some time blikseming that little potion hobbit” <- this is totally a euphemism for fapping isn't it? O_o

    • Loftus The Primal BeastMaster

      It could be if you wanted it to be. 😉

    • VampyreSquirrel

      Sounds like a reference to finding a treasure goblin in Diablo 3… but if you wanna take it that way, then so be it.

      • Loftus The Primal BeastMaster

        Golden Axe was a game that you played at the corner shop cafe for 20c….damnit that was a trick to give away my age.

        • Hammersteyn

          Dwarf FTW

          • Loftus The Primal BeastMaster

            jy is elke keer die dwerg, dis my beurt, gaan vir ma se!

          • Hammersteyn

            All because of the long range his jump attack had. Which is strange because he’s a dwarf

          • Commander Admiral Chief

            No one tosses a dwarf

          • Loftus The Primal BeastMaster

            Except the Wolf of Wall street!

        • VampyreSquirrel

          LOL! 20c? The big silvery ones? Ah those were the days.

          • Hammersteyn

            Indeed, I was so pissed when it went from 20c to 50c.

          • VampyreSquirrel

            Me too… then I turned around and it was R2.

        • Unavengedavo

          If you try and “blikseming that little potion hobbit” in the corner cafe now, you would probably get arrested O_o

  • VampyreSquirrel

    HELL YEAH! ehehehehehe

  • Hammersteyn

    Golden Axe FTW! First game I saw on a Genesis and it blew my potions away

    • Loftus The Primal BeastMaster

      Carefull now with that talk of blowing and potions, people here might get the wrong idea and see it as an euphemism

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      GERLDERN EX!

  • Commander Admiral Chief

    Finally, something within my budget!

    • Hammersteyn

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