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Man Arrested for Choking Woman with Wii Controller Cord

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An Austin man, Daniel Alvarez, currently sits in jail – accused of second degree felony charges of aggravated assault with serious bodily injury. He faces up to 20 years in prison. Alvarez, who presumably suffers from anger management issues, tried to strangle his girlfriend with a Wii controller cord.

She must have had it coming though, right? she must have done something to incur such wrath. Yes indeedy – she interrupted his special nap time, and accused him of eating all her girl scout cookies. You can’t make this stuff up, though I wish I had.

It’s obvious which social ill is responsible – Girl scout cookies. They corrupt our youth and need to be banned.

Source : Statesman

Last Updated: February 5, 2009

5 Comments

  1. easy

    February 5, 2009 at 14:09

    let this be a lesson people, buying an xbox or wii can be lead to death or sexual harassment.
    buy a ps3! :w00t:

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  2. koldFU5iON

    February 5, 2009 at 14:58

    tomorrow’s headline: “Man drops PS3 on Neighbors head” – no-one is safe… no-one

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  3. Geoff

    February 5, 2009 at 15:21

    😀

    If I don’t find a story like that to report on, I’ll make one up. :biggrin:

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  4. easy

    February 5, 2009 at 15:41

    http://news.softpedia.com/news/San-Francisco-Man-Killed-Over-a-PS3-Console-53878.shtml

    touching and representative of ps3 owners, albeit he was an ‘almost ps3 owner’ 😉

    Reply

  5. spl0it

    February 5, 2009 at 15:50

    Glad its not just the 360 owners who are the social deviants

    Reply

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