You’ve seen Pamela Anderson and Tommy “Tree Trunk†Lee’s naked maritime shenanigans, watched Fred Durst doing something with some unknown lady’s chocolate starfish and touched yourself inappropriately to the verdant night-vision views of 1 Night in Paris. The latest celebrity sex tape to help you get 1up is of our favourite platforming hero Mario and his ever elusive conquest, Princess Peach. It’s raunchy, dirty and will change the way you view the rotund Italian plumber forever – but hey, at least Mario finally got a decent reward for beating Bowser.
While I recommend that nobody watches the assuredly NSFW video at all – if you do, stick around till the end, so that the mental scarring is absolute.
Hit the video after the jump – but don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Thanks CollegeHumor, for ruining my childhood.
Last Updated: August 4, 2009
easy
August 4, 2009 at 15:55
what a tease, no juicy bits! at least its not shot in infrared :tongue:
i always wanted to know what was under the princess’ skirt… probably better i leave it the way i imagined it.
:whistle:
Bboy
August 5, 2009 at 09:54
OH, Zelda! lol