Mario and Peach Sex Tape – NSFW

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You’ve seen Pamela Anderson and Tommy “Tree Trunk” Lee’s naked maritime shenanigans, watched Fred Durst doing something with some unknown lady’s chocolate starfish and touched yourself inappropriately to the verdant night-vision views of 1 Night in Paris. The latest celebrity sex tape to help you get 1up is of our favourite platforming hero Mario and his ever elusive conquest, Princess Peach. It’s raunchy, dirty and will change the way you view the rotund Italian plumber forever – but hey, at least Mario finally got a decent reward for beating Bowser.

While I recommend that nobody watches the assuredly NSFW video at all – if you do, stick around till the end, so that the mental scarring is absolute.

Hit the video after the jump – but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Thanks CollegeHumor, for ruining my childhood.

Last Updated: August 4, 2009

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Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I’m old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time – they were capable of being masterpieces. I’m here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

  • easy

    what a tease, no juicy bits! at least its not shot in infrared :tongue:

    i always wanted to know what was under the princess’ skirt… probably better i leave it the way i imagined it.

    :whistle:

  • Bboy

    OH, Zelda! lol

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