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McDonalds is getting into VR with Happy Goggles

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Happy Goggles

Just about everybody wants to get into the business of being virtually real these days, in a market that is quickly becoming crowded with all manner of new hardware. In addition to the Oculus Rift which kickstarted the VR momentum, there’s the HTC Vive and Sony’s Playstation VR which are all launching this year. Well now it’s time to throw another hat into the ring.

A greasy, super-sized hat that may contain traces of the horse that didn’t too well at the Durban July race. Yes folks, McDonalds is making their own virtual reality headset dubbed Happy Goggles. Which is essentially a Happy Meal box that takes several design “influences” from Google Cardboard. No really, this is happening and it is real. Here’s a promo video as proof:

According to AdWeek, Happy Goggles will be hella exclusive for the initial launch. Fourteen branches in Sweden will sell around 3500 Happy Goggles, at a price of $4.10 each. Sweden is being used as the test market for the greasy VR, and if popular enough, it’ll expand to other markets. Much like Google Cardboard, Happy Goggles will work by allowing you to fold your box up into a face-friendly shape (and probably developed by IKEA), slide a smartphone in and download an app that happens to be a basic skiing game.

Look, I like McDonalds as much as I like being diagnosed with diarrhea, something that usually goes hand in hand with a Not-So-Happy Meal. Still, projects like this would most likely pull in children by the truckloads, and it’s a far cheaper alternative than dropping over R15 000 on the little buggers right now who are obsessed with the VR fad.

Plus all that leftover chip grease and the smell of horse meat should make the experience that much more immersive. Top that, Vive. Now to see if I can market Happy Beer Goggles.

Last Updated: March 1, 2016

45 Comments

  1. Anonymous should hack the app, show the kids what they’ll look like if the keep eating Mcdoodoo

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    • Pariah

      March 1, 2016 at 14:09

      O-O-O-O-OROS

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  2. Alien Emperor Trevor

    March 1, 2016 at 14:06

    Pro-tip: Fishbowl goggles work better than Beer goggles. Don’t ask.

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  3. Alien Emperor Trevor

    March 1, 2016 at 14:08

    “Look, I like McDonalds as much as I like being diagnosed with KFC Zinger Wings” fixed it for you.

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    • The D

      March 1, 2016 at 15:55

      You shut your mouth. KFC Zinger Wings RAWK.

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        March 1, 2016 at 16:04

        Is that the sound they make when exiting?

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  4. Alien Emperor Trevor

    March 1, 2016 at 14:08

    Well, McDonald’s is virtual food.

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    • Pariah

      March 1, 2016 at 14:08

      XD

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    • Hammersteyn

      March 1, 2016 at 14:10

      Makes sense, seeing how it only tastes good when I’m so drunk that I leave a coat of paint from my car on the side of the building as I drive through to order some

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        March 1, 2016 at 14:12

        lol! If there was ever a sign that alcohol could be bad for you, it’s that it makes some fast foods taste good.

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  5. Pariah

    March 1, 2016 at 14:08

    D, jokes aside, I do love your writing. Much lolz 😀

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    • The D

      March 1, 2016 at 15:52

      AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwHURK

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  6. AfricanTime

    March 1, 2016 at 14:09

    but the boerie double is good though , amirite??

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    • Pariah

      March 1, 2016 at 14:10

      She takes 2?

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    • Umar

      March 1, 2016 at 14:10

      That Mexican one was great, I believe. From what I’ve heard. Not like I eat this filth..once a week. Sies.

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      • AfricanTime

        March 1, 2016 at 14:11

        well at the moment i get my lunch out of a 20ft container, i cant complain

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        • Hammersteyn

          March 1, 2016 at 14:13

          Wait? How big?

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          • AfricanTime

            March 1, 2016 at 14:17

            big enough for a couple of packets of spookies and a six pack of iron brew jive

          • Umar

            March 1, 2016 at 14:19

            LOL Man, the budget lunch of Spookies and Jive. Throw a Chocolina in there for dessert too.

          • AfricanTime

            March 1, 2016 at 14:23

            wonder bar for dessert, chomp if i want to treat myself

          • Umar

            March 1, 2016 at 14:38

            HAHAHAHAHAHA……..You know you’re having a good day when you got yourself a chomp.

          • Hammersteyn

            March 1, 2016 at 14:19

            Heh I remember Spookies

          • AfricanTime

            March 1, 2016 at 14:23

            i have it everyday.

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          March 1, 2016 at 14:14

          Are you the Chomp hippo? O_o

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      • Hammersteyn

        March 1, 2016 at 14:11

        Anything spice from their menu is almost passable because it burns the taste away

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        • Umar

          March 1, 2016 at 14:13

          LOL So hot you can’t taste anything. perfect!

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        March 1, 2016 at 14:13

        A friend told me the chocolate McFlurries are really nice.

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        • Umar

          March 1, 2016 at 14:14

          Have you had that cup a cake before? Freaking delicious, is how my friend once described it.

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            March 1, 2016 at 14:15

            No, my friend hasn’t tried that.

          • Hammersteyn

            March 1, 2016 at 14:15

            Did he come from a country where starvation is rife?

          • AfricanTime

            March 1, 2016 at 14:15

            my friend is lovin it … apparently…

          • Hammersteyn

            March 1, 2016 at 14:18

            So do cardiologists

  7. Alien Emperor Trevor

    March 1, 2016 at 14:10

    What do you see if you eat a McDonalds burger while wearing McDonalds VR goggles? A King Steer burger?

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  8. Hammersteyn

    March 1, 2016 at 14:14

    VR app to be filled with subliminal messages! Does the happy meal come with a tin foil hat?

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      March 1, 2016 at 14:16

      What could go wrong…

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      • Hammersteyn

        March 1, 2016 at 14:18

        XD

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      • Pariah

        March 1, 2016 at 14:24

        But first, let me take a selfie…

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  9. Mark Treloar

    March 1, 2016 at 14:28

    Am I the only one who feels sorry for the parents who will have to give up their phones to please their kids?

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    • Pariah

      March 1, 2016 at 14:30

      If they’re buying McD’s for their kids, they’re probably trying to kill them already. I’m sure the phone won’t change that.

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      • Darren Peach

        March 1, 2016 at 14:37

        I stopped eating McDonalds after the pink goo revelation.

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  10. Darren Peach

    March 1, 2016 at 14:37

    Me thinks a pair of VR goggles from McDonalds will be seriously high tech. Jeez, These guys are so evolved they don’t even use meat in their meat.

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  11. Darren Peach

    March 1, 2016 at 14:46

  12. miaau

    March 1, 2016 at 14:49

    Will it make the food taste better OR even seem to taste better?

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  13. Kromas untamed

    March 1, 2016 at 16:29

    And here I am sitting at Rocomamas thinking that I would never switch from them.

    Oh wait … I still won’t. 🙂

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  14. Dane

    March 2, 2016 at 10:29

    Eating one of these might just be healthier than eating their actual food.

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