I personally have a fascination with the lack of sex in the gaming industry. No not the lack of physical activity for the journalists but rather the lack of sex in games.
Killing, maiming, mutilating and destroying people are perfectly acceptable, just make sure you don’t portray the natural act of sex onscreen.
So now instead of having professionally crafted titles integrating sex in a mature and supporting manner we get this instead.
Welcome to the world of weird Wii sex games, in this one two clothed competitors need to shake their wiimotes in time with the excessive moaning in an attempt to reach a climax.
It’s bizarre and obviously a little disconcerting to play with strangers in your local shopping mall, what’s even more disturbing is that there is also a 4 player mode where you get to swap partners in an attempt to find the perfect synchronisation routine.
The video is perfectly safe for work to watch, just make sure you are wearing headphones as the sound effects are pretty hardcore.
And is it just me or do the bizarre German statements make it feel even more like a porno?
Last Updated: July 17, 2009
Geoff
July 17, 2009 at 11:17
Schnell! Schnell! Ich Kommen!
Darkling
July 17, 2009 at 11:20
Rotfl!
WitWolfyZA
July 17, 2009 at 11:37
ooookay…….. jerk the remote and give off a fake orgasm… I think alot of people can pull that off 😆
easy
July 17, 2009 at 12:03
nein, nein nein… gerade kein!
easy
July 17, 2009 at 12:08
correction, my german is rusty
einfach nein!
EchoZA
July 17, 2009 at 15:00
Sounds like a game of tennis too me 🙂
onelargeprawn
July 17, 2009 at 15:45
This leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Geoff
July 17, 2009 at 15:53
That’s because Wiimotes are made of an inedible plastic.
onelargeprawn
July 17, 2009 at 15:55
I should have seen that coming.
Faheem
July 17, 2009 at 19:00
:blink: :wassat: :cwy: :sick: :whistle:
At least it doesn’t require any KY… unless you intend on using your wiimote as a wiiwii.
Milesh Bhana
July 18, 2009 at 11:14
Monica Seles vs one of the Williams sisters ?
easy
July 18, 2009 at 13:06
lol, they gonna need another warning…
Caution: Slippery when wet!
V@mp
July 18, 2009 at 13:25
I weep for the human race….
dewej
July 20, 2009 at 22:28
:face: jeez thats weak
Tina Corbell
March 3, 2010 at 18:24
Thanks, Keep up the Good work 🙂
Caterina Burgeson
March 10, 2010 at 20:30
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