Oh god, The Rabbids are getting their own feature film

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Rabbids

I hate Ubisoft’s Rabbids. I hate them nearly as much as I hate those bloody minions from Despicable Me that you now see everywhere. The fact is that they’re essentially the same thing (though Rabbids came first). They’re ungovernable, annoying little things that I’d love nothing more than to drop-kick straight in to the sun.

They got their start as a spinoff from Rayman; starring as the enemies in Rayman Raving Rabbids – a series of mini games tied together with some sort of silly story. It was mindlessly fun, and I have to admit to enjoying it a little. That was before they spun off in to their own, seemingly unending series of party games, mini game collections and otherwise terrible games. It became a whole transmedia franchise; spawning a kids’ TV series, books, cartoons, merchandising and everything in between – but the Rabbids popularity has waned a little. Instead, we’ve got the ubiquitous servbot/Rabbid hybrids – the Minions – everywhere.

It’s perhaps time for the Rabbids to come back and claim their spot in the sun. Or, if you’re cynically minded, Ubisoft’s furious about The Minions’ success and wants its slice of pie back; the Rabbids are getting a movie.

If you’re anything like me, this news would have had you rolling your eyes and suggesting some sort of aquatic endeavour, but there is something mildly intriguing about this new film adapatation of the annoying cretins; the film will be written by Matthew Senreich, Tom Sheppard and Zeb Wells – three of the people responsible for writing Robot Chicken. Like that series, the new Rabbids will blend live action and stop motion, and be likely be filled to the brim with puerile humour.

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Last Updated: October 15, 2015

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I’m old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time – they were capable of being masterpieces. I’m here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

  • Rabbids are not nearly as annoying as Angry Birds.

    At least they won’t get their own movie …. oh wait. 🙁

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    *run*

    • Dutch Matrix

      But there’s nowhere to hide…

  • Dutch Matrix

    I guess it is worthy of asking for divine intervention. But please Geoff, it is God with a capital ‘G’

    • It is, when talking of the biblical God, but I am not. I am being rather general. I am not naming the Judeo-Christian god, God.

      • Dutch Matrix

        ‘Twas Captain America that said: “There is only One God Ma’am…” And we both know Captain America does not and cannot lie.

        • And hey if it’s written in black and white on paper by a group of people it has to be true.. which makes what Captain America says fact.

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        It’s actually about ethics in video game blasphemy!

        • Dutch Matrix

          I am officially changing my name to Dutch Sarkeesian.

  • Hammersteyn

    Never heard of them :/

    • Ditto

      • Hammersteyn

        Phew, I feel safer already

        • xD

          I am so disconnected with today’s popular cartoons and characters.

  • You don’t like Minions? I don’t think we can be friends anymore.

    • It’s not that I don’t like minions – it’s just that the thought of personally, singularly drop kicking each of them in to the fucking sun is making me cry tears of joy.

  • Grand Admiral Chief
  • Grand Admiral Chief
    • Hammersteyn

      This was better

  • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

    With this said, it’ll probably also get a Primus written theme song…

  • ZA Ludomusicologist

    They were fun in the television series! Looking forward to the insanity!

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