Play as the PC Master Race in Civilization V

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All hail the PC Master Race! For they are the knights in shining armour this industry deserves. They have conquered both land and sea, spreading their influence far and wide. They are the next evolutionary rulers of this kingdom. If only you could join up and fight the just cause with them. Well, all hail Civilization V!

I’m patiently waiting for the next chapter of Civilization to begin next month with After Earth, but until then I think this new mod might just hold my attention. Civilization V features a ton of races and ages to choose from, but there isn’t one that comes close to matching the regality of the new Master Race.

A new mod adds in the age-old internet joke straight into Civ V, with none of that Gabe Newell occupying the almighty then (I mean, who else really?). The entire thing drips of satire, from the glorious flavor text to the insanely wealthily Master Race capitol, Valve Headquarters.

But that’s nothing compared to the Mater Race’s special ability. If things are looking bad in the capitol and people seem unhappy, you’re able to start a Steam Sale. This reduces unhappiness by 75%, and probably increases backlogs by some percentage over 9000.

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You can grab the mod here, and start initiating your own Steam Sales on your computer. So, so meta.

Last Updated: September 16, 2014

Alessandro Barbosa

You can all call me Sandy until I figure out how to edit this thing, which is probably never. Sandy not good enough? Call me xXx_J0k3R_360degreeN0Sc0pe_xXx. Also, Geoff’s a bastard.

  • Kensei Seraph

    Bwahahaha.

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    We make every game better.

    • Hammersteyn

      Especially when it comes to DRM

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        By removing DRM yes.

        • JJ the Reus

          Win

    • JJ the Reus

      Yes we do

  • Hammersteyn

    Why would the steam sale reduce happiness, does the population consist mostly out of publishers?

    • Admiral Chief Assassin

      I was thinking the same thing

    • Kensei Seraph

      I thought the same thing but decided it was a typo and it was meant to say “This reduces unhappiness by 75%”.

    • Kensei Seraph

      I thought the same thing but decided it was a typo and it was meant to say “This reduces unhappiness by 75%”.

      • Admiral Chief Assassin

        Or “increases happiness by 75%”

        • Anon A Mouse

          Sales are about saving 75% of 75% off, with that in mind I’ll take it as reducing something and therefore will follow @disqus_dQR6yNlVbg:disqus logic.

      • Zander Boshoff

        The description at the link says “Unique Ability: Steam Sales. 75% less unhappiness from population. “

      • Alessandro Barbosa

        Captain typosa strikes again 😛 All fixed

    • Anon A Mouse

      Because of the increase in the backlog?

  • JJ the Reus

    Those sales can only cause jealousy in your foes, causing for them to attack you.

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      Surely you can avert war using the legendary diplomatic skills of the Master Race? Oh…

  • MrChinwag

    you’re able to start a Steam Sale. This reduces happiness by 75%.. Shouldnt that say increases Happiness.. See if you where using a console you’d of gotten it right 😛

  • MrChinwag

    There been a lot of Spelling and Grammar errors on this site as of late.. naughty naughty naughty.. I think for every Grammar/Spelling error in an Article the Author should pay R10 towards a Charity come end of the month.

  • Mossel

    I think a steam sale would actually increase production and reduce cost of everything by 75%.

  • Johan du Preez

    rofl brilliant

  • Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora

    lol

  • MakeItLegal

    great sense of humour !

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